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Post only funny Oxymorons here

  1. oxymoron profile image61
    oxymoronposted 6 years ago

    to start with...

    God fearing Atheist!!!

    lol

    1. Daniel Carter profile image90
      Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Jumbo Shrimp!

    2. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL

  2. SognoPiccolo profile image80
    SognoPiccoloposted 6 years ago

    in the words of Charlie Brown.... Good Grief!

  3. Greek One profile image80
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    Open-minded Conservative

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO

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    Home Girlposted 6 years ago

    Spend more - save more!

  5. weblog profile image61
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    Make money with Kontera!

  6. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    New And Improved!

  7. alternate poet profile image78
    alternate poetposted 6 years ago

    good for you because "nothing added and nothing taken away"

    an ad for shredded wheat !

    1. writinginalaska profile image81
      writinginalaskaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      buy one get one free,     well if u have to Buy anything, the second one isn't free.........   just give me my free one and i'm outa here!!!!

  8. A la carte profile image61
    A la carteposted 6 years ago

    here are a couple...hells angels  and one for golfers  metal woods

  9. weblog profile image61
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    True lies!

  10. Susana S profile image92
    Susana Sposted 6 years ago

    Creationist Science!

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    sober drunk

  12. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    tax return

  13. europewalker profile image82
    europewalkerposted 6 years ago

    clearly misunderstood

  14. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    wicked good

  15. weblog profile image61
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    Sad joke!

  16. Never_Forget profile image60
    Never_Forgetposted 6 years ago

    Oxymoronic paradox

    1. Never_Forget profile image60
      Never_Forgetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You can't kill me I was born dead

      1. Never_Forget profile image60
        Never_Forgetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        My great grandfather was a Native American pilgrim

        1. Never_Forget profile image60
          Never_Forgetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          He believed in no beliefs and was happily married to an Australian eskimo

  17. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    seriously funny

  18. Laura Philips profile image59
    Laura Philipsposted 6 years ago

    "Don't come running to me if you break your leg"

  19. raisingme profile image88
    raisingmeposted 6 years ago

    Disability Benefits

  20. EmpressFelicity profile image84
    EmpressFelicityposted 6 years ago

    honest politician

  21. weblog profile image61
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    Born actor..?

  22. oxymoron profile image61
    oxymoronposted 6 years ago

    Flight-less bird

  23. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    extra money

  24. dingdong profile image60
    dingdongposted 6 years ago

    Simply complicated

  25. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    thoughtless plan

  26. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    spend thrift

  27. dingdong profile image60
    dingdongposted 6 years ago

    Honest Lawyer tongue

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    prayersposted 6 years ago

    Sure Bet

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    Home Girlposted 6 years ago

    diet coke

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    mtsi1098posted 6 years ago

    latest and greatest

  31. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    Government Intelligence

  32. Beth100 profile image84
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Same difference

  33. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Glad to be unhappy

  34. catwoman89 profile image60
    catwoman89posted 6 years ago

    civil war

  35. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    reality tv

    1. LeslieAdrienne profile image82
      LeslieAdrienneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      calm storm

  36. weblog profile image61
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    magical realism

  37. prettydarkhorse profile image67
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    pretty ugly

  38. goldenpath profile image82
    goldenpathposted 6 years ago

    Probacterial Soap
    Pimply Fair Skin
    Rising Descent
    Mountainous Valley
    Righteous Little Devil
    Having a Hot Chill
    "I'm running on the Democrat/Republican ticket."
    "Your homework passed with a failing grade."
    We are progressing forward in a reversing manner.

  39. goldenpath profile image82
    goldenpathposted 6 years ago

    Antifungal Penecillian (please excuse spelling - temporary brain fart)
    Your massively protruded pimple is greatly recessed!

  40. goldenpath profile image82
    goldenpathposted 6 years ago

    That desert is dry as a great vein of water.
    Your feline is really a pretty canine.
    My Jaguar Ram is a fine automobile.

  41. prettydarkhorse profile image67
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    exact estimate

  42. goldenpath profile image82
    goldenpathposted 6 years ago

    Acceptable Reject
    Dry Shower
    Silent Babble

  43. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Military intelligence

  44. Charles James profile image86
    Charles Jamesposted 6 years ago

    Military Intelligence

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    mtsi1098posted 6 years ago

    a street named "park drive"

  46. oxymoron profile image61
    oxymoronposted 5 years ago

    random order

  47. Docmo profile image93
    Docmoposted 5 years ago

    still life

  48. weblog profile image61
    weblogposted 5 years ago

    Business Ethics!

  49. manlypoetryman profile image73
    manlypoetrymanposted 5 years ago

    Postal Service

  50. manlypoetryman profile image73
    manlypoetrymanposted 5 years ago

    Political mind

 
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