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Got a Boob Job - They are Breaking my back

  1. Alota profile image60
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Finally got a boob job - they are massive - boyfriends like them but they are hard to carry - would you, have you considered a boob job and would you guys appreciate all the hard work smile

    1. WryLilt profile image81
      WryLiltposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Definitely. Plan to once I finish having kids. smile

      1. profile image0
        ryankettposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I would have to see pics to answer the question "would you guys appreciate all the hard work", at least 3 clear photos from 3 different angles yikes)

        1. pisean282311 profile image59
          pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol

      2. SunSeven profile image64
        SunSevenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Get a JCB, perhaps smile

      3. camlo profile image82
        camloposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Why do you think so many women get them reduced? What did you expect?

        A good size and firm is good, and real is better.

      4. tritrain profile image75
        tritrainposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        If I told you that you have a beautiful body, with or without the new boobs, would you hold it against me?   wink

      5. IntimatEvolution profile image81
        IntimatEvolutionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/smiley-face.jpg

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol  ...found that when u were lookin' for smileys? ...

          1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
            IntimatEvolutionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Yeah......, lol.

    2. Joe Badtoe profile image60
      Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago

      False boobs


      are


      wrong


      When you jump up and down things that hang off the body are meant to jump with you.

      1. WryLilt profile image81
        WryLiltposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Does that include fat rolls?

        1. Joe Badtoe profile image60
          Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I'll ask fat rolls!

    3. TerryGl profile image60
      TerryGlposted 6 years ago

      What do you mean "boyfriends like them"? lol

      As long as your happy.

      Yes I would appreciate the hard work.

    4. pisean282311 profile image59
      pisean282311posted 6 years ago

      personally i like naturals..but it is not what i like but what the woman carrying them likes them to be...

    5. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

      You can't breastfed babies anymore.

      1. Joe Badtoe profile image60
        Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Unless they have a fondness for silicone jelly

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
          prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          It is bad for them hehe.

        2. Joe Badtoe profile image60
          Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          my ex girlfriend had a boob transplant

          I now.go out with the girl who's got them.

          1. waynet profile image49
            waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Ha lol! makes sense!

            1. LSKing profile image86
              LSKingposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              too funny!

      2. Jane@CM profile image60
        Jane@CMposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Myth...

    6. waynet profile image49
      waynetposted 6 years ago

      I've already got boobs and I'm a dude! smile

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
        prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hi waynet!

        1. waynet profile image49
          waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hi...smile

    7. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

      Boob job? hmmmmmm, no, but I may have to now start to consider that penis reduction surgery........ lol

      1. pisean282311 profile image59
        pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol

    8. profile image0
      Amie Warrenposted 6 years ago

      You know, women who think they are only good if they have big boobs make me very sad. I have a natural C cup, and if I could get them reduced to a small B, I would be ecstatic. I hate having men stare at my boobs.

      One day, I swear, I'll be able to go braless in a tank top, and that will be the happiest day of my life. If men don't like it, tough sh**.

      1. pisean282311 profile image59
        pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        i like all kinds  which are naturals smile...on serious notes it is not what man like or dont like...one must be comfortable with myself...

      2. Rafini profile image86
        Rafiniposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'm wondering what's wrong with a C...I wouldn't mind a C cup....it'd be better than what I gotta lug around now

    9. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

      ...just woke up...have to put on my glasses to read these...but just a moment....i'll be back....

      http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii51/mychael007/EasterBunnyGoneWrong.jpg

      1. pisean282311 profile image59
        pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol great job considering since you just woke up..it seems your brain works at razor sharp speed...

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          ...well...hell yea....

          http://www.depletedcranium.com/shame/breast_implants_in_us_are_filled_with_sa.jpg

          i'll take 2 please!

          1. Joe Badtoe profile image60
            Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            why would you want two used green latex gloves?  :-)

            1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              ...they'd go with my new lips....

              ...my buddy and i saved some money and got a 2 for 1 special...

              http://www.shefinds.com/blog/images/uploads/putylips_thumb.jpg

              1. Joe Badtoe profile image60
                Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                so that's why its called liposuckshun!!

                Will their fingers ever come unstuck?

                1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                  SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  lol  in the pic, we're just pointing out our new lips...in case you couldn't see them...i can't really smile very well anymore though...so i'm going to have to get them reduced now.....or make my head bigger...not sure yet which way to go....

                  1. Joe Badtoe profile image60
                    Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    if those two approached you in darkness you'd just see two tiny but severly spanked (albeit large crack) asses -sideways on of course which would really freak you out..

    10. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      I rather have the real thing when eating out smile

    11. Mikeydoes profile image80
      Mikeydoesposted 6 years ago

      Is this a stunt to get  yourself followers on hubpages?!

      1. pisean282311 profile image59
        pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you mean personal branding tongue

    12. Alota profile image60
      Alotaposted 6 years ago

      Mikeydoes - your a sad little man if you think I have nothing better to do with my time than have people like you follow me - get a life.

      http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3881119.jpg

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol,...no wonder your back is sore Alota....have a great day!

      2. Mikeydoes profile image80
        Mikeydoesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It was a joke.... I'm not following you?

      3. maheshpatwal profile image82
        maheshpatwalposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Alota now after posting this pic i'm very sure that you'll get millions of followers from all over the world........ tongue

    13. profile image0
      Home Girlposted 6 years ago

      if that's the only thing you can attact men with... by all means, but on the second thought: WHO IN HER RIGHT MIND NEEDS TO CARRY FOREIGN BODY UNDER HER SKIN AND HAVE AN OPERATION EVERY 5 years for the rest of her life?????????????????????????
      I consider it an ULTIMATE HUMAN STUPIDITY, sorry.

    14. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      wow smile

    15. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

      You can fed the whole community of babies now Alota!!! HOORAY!

      1. profile image0
        Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        With silicone???

      2. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        Big Big Big smile

      3. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3884835.jpg

        Cant believe you got them made so big smile

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          irish...are you really Alota? lol  how'd you get her pic?

      4. richtwf profile image61
        richtwfposted 6 years ago

        Natural is best! Be happy with being yourself and the way you were born into the world.

      5. timorous profile image91
        timorousposted 6 years ago

        I'm sure if you ask any woman with naturally large breasts..they'll tell you they're a burden more than an asset.  It's because all the extra weight is pulling you forward, while walking or standing, while the back muscles try to compensate all the time.  Muscles need to relax at least as often tensing.  I would imagine they'd also be a problem in bed (sleeping that is...smile ).

        No..you're better off (as far as back pain goes) with 'normal', real breasts. smile

      6. Rishy Rich profile image79
        Rishy Richposted 6 years ago

        I never liked the fake ones, no matter how big & beautiful it is.

      7. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        Just click on the picture and save as - simple smile

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          i don't believe that Alota! lol

          have a great day Irish!

      8. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        Somewayouttahere - you are so bad - rain rain rain here right now - I wish Alota were here - at least I would have some shelter smile

      9. Alota profile image60
        Alotaposted 6 years ago

        I am so tired, might ask for my money back.

        1. Kidgas profile image78
          Kidgasposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          See if they can remove the silicone and fill them with air.  Less mass will be easier on your back.

      10. profile image0
        ralwusposted 6 years ago

        those aren't tyts, they're udders bigger than I ever saw on a Holstein.

      11. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        Reminds me of the Movie BIG smile

      12. Alota profile image60
        Alotaposted 6 years ago

        I am just out of the shower, I think I will have to get a bigger shower, nearly broke the door - banging against it.

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol....yea just go for some renos instead...it's probably cheaper.....get Irish to help!

      13. KCC Big Country profile image85
        KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

        Whatever........this story is as fake as the boobs.

        1. Beth100 profile image83
          Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          A lot a udder nonsense.....

      14. Mighty Mom profile image90
        Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

        Yikes! Imagine how many poor, innocent silicones gave their lives for those bad girls!

      15. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        How right you are - bad bad bad smile

      16. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        Viagra does it work smile

      17. Alota profile image60
        Alotaposted 6 years ago

        Some of my boyfriends use it - keeps them going a while longer - but I still have to reach for the rabbit smile

      18. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

        They are breaking your back ? I thought it was straw that broke the (camels) back.. :rolleyes

      19. Alota profile image60
        Alotaposted 6 years ago

        You say camel - I say come on smile

      20. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

        Hey and now you can also have a new name "Alotamore" wink

        1. pisean282311 profile image59
          pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol or alotamegatwins smile

      21. Disturbia profile image59
        Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

        HOLY COW!!!!!!!! I'd never go under the knife for any man. 

        A man is either going to want YOU for YOU or not.  If he doesn't like you, the biggest boobs in the world aren't going change that, and if all he likes is your boobs... well then he's a boob and certainly not worth a broken back.

        1. pisean282311 profile image59
          pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          i agree with you..personally i like girls who are natural..natural is physical as well as being what they are...

      22. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 6 years ago

        If guys like boobs so much, why don't we just give them each a couple of those silicone dealy-bobs and they can fondle away - alot less work and trouble and expense for us!

        1. pisean282311 profile image59
          pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol nice idea...guys can get this silicons themselves..

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            yes, and stop staring at ours, too while they're at it - or always trying to grab 'em!

      23. Diane Inside profile image86
        Diane Insideposted 6 years ago

        I already have some that are too big, would love a reduction if you ask me. They get in the way.

        No I would not, I always wondered why anybody would want boob jobs, when I hate mine they are too big.

        Much rather have smaller ones.

      24. CYBERSUPE profile image61
        CYBERSUPEposted 6 years ago

        Good for you Diane. Real is the best.

      25. tritrain profile image75
        tritrainposted 6 years ago

        Meh.

        I prefer smaller boobs. 

        I'm more of a Cheek-Squirrel.  Big cheeks to hold the nuts.

      26. theirishobserver. profile image60
        theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

        Like Coke - only the Real Thing will do smile

      27. Alota profile image60
        Alotaposted 6 years ago

        Would you like to feel them smile

      28. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

        How would you know if you were  actually felt ...lol

      29. Bizziebee profile image74
        Bizziebeeposted 6 years ago

        haha this thread is hilarious. Boobs look great, but you are beautiful just as you are ;-)

      30. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

        lol

        Yes it is funny, and no doubt gotten a raise out of some ,shall we say male members of our community..hehe

      31. tritrain profile image75
        tritrainposted 6 years ago

        They could offset the extra weight on the front by putting some globs in the back too.

        At least you'd be balanced out, eh?  smile

        1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
          Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Good thinkin Sherlock   lol

      32. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

        I know- use the extra height to increase 'cellphone' reception,but like a TV aerial ya might have to experiment to see which position works best smile

      33. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago

        Oh hell yes if gravity should ever point my DD's to the earth I will be lining up.
        How big did you get them done, not like that pic ahhhhh, that women needs a crane.
        One knock of those could knock her out cold.

        http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/sweetbrandi/boobs.jpg

        1. profile image0
          Jasmine JellyBabyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          HOLY CARAMBA!! it's like having two entire planets on your chest

      34. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

        lol true dat lol freakish

        Nah buggar that ,luggin those big kahuna's shopping, imagine tryin to fit into a seat on the bus and no if she sat on anyones lap ,he'd need an oxygen mask as well yikes

        Gardening well maybe ok for making the holes to pop ya plants in, if ya dont mind get all dirty.

        Swimming -flotation device, safety matters, so long as Jaws dont see ya coming first. Crikey second thoughts no good for the environment ,all that silicone washing up ashore!

        Just out of curiousity when guys get their eqipment enlarged, does it ever look as grosse ,I wonder

        Hugsss BP ALWAYS lovely to see ya petal smile
        !

      35. Alota profile image60
        Alotaposted 6 years ago

        Starting to feel more comfortable with my new babies smile

      36. Alota profile image60
        Alotaposted 6 years ago

        You stay alive......

       
      working