"Ker" is a rude word for exactly the piece of male anatomy we're talking about in my husband's language. The first time he told his mom my name, she told him not to be obscene.
On the plus side, I get to make fun of his relative's names too. His brother in law's name sounds like "whore shed" in English, I don't think he's used his real name in America for anything other than official paperwork since he got here 7 years ago.
I seriously laughed at loud at many of the responses in this thread, Darkside's in particular. Very clever, very subtle. Really though, I wonder why penis signed up for HubPages? Perhaps we should request a hub from him/her. I don't know what his/her interests are though. How did you stumble upon the profile?
Well, I went to look at MoreNiche, which was mentioned elsewhere on the forums.
Their two main product areas seem to be gambling and penis enlargement products, which more or less ruled them out of my list of possible product providers, but pure curiosity drove me to go one step further.
I knew HubPages didn't allow gambling Hubs, but I wasn't sure whether anyone was writing Hubs about penis enlargement, so I checked ... and you know how HubPages will give you Hubbers matching the search in a little panel to the right ... ?
By the way, there ARE a few Hubs on penis enlargement. And penis size in general. I didn't go and read any of them - it satisfied my curiosity just to know they are there, and haven't been deleted as "adult content".
But I did wonder who would choose that as a profile name ...
Perhaps I was a cat in a former incarnation - curiosity has taken me to some very strange places!
You are SOOOOO misquoting me that I left the whole requote in just to prove it, you stirrer.
I didn't "happen" to, I was investigating the product lines of Moreniche, which I heard about in THESE hallowed halls!
I was curious to see if HubPages was allowing Hubs on penis enlargement. Which it is, so apparently they don't contravene the Adsense TOS in the way that photos of breastfeeding mothers and their babies do.
Just heard today that they're thinking of renaming the National Health Service in the UK to refect its more recent role. The new name will be Private Enterprise National Investment Service. Perhaps this guy is a consultant.
Jenny - it begs the question - do HubPages screen new users, or simply reply on the vigilance of members such as yourself? Judging by the rapidity of my membership application, I suspect HubPages staff do not sit and wait to vet new applications.
Well, it is much more to the point than "Purple Helmeted Warrior".
And I have a confession to make. I was a bit of a shock jock at BYU, "The Lord's University" in Provo, Utah. Did any of you ever combine assignments in your college courses? I was taking a linguistics class and a human sexuality class, and had two big assignments at once. So I approached as many of my conservative college classmates as possible and compiled a long list of synonyms for the word "penis." I got a very good grade, and a note from one of the professors asking me to reconsider the morality of my choice.
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