Let's share some jokes!!
Here is one....
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
And here's another one.....
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Ahhh you got me lol. Nice second joke too.
Three women were chatting about their love lives, all wanting to spice them up. There was a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife. They decided to buy identical hot black outfits, a sexy cape, underwear and a flirty face mask, then reconvene a week later to compare results.
A week later:
Girlfriend: my boyfriend came home, found me in the bedroom all dressed up. Ripped my clotes of and we made love all night. Great!
Mistress: My fella arranged to drop by. i was waiting with my outfit on. His eyes almost popped out. Let's just say we were up all night.
Wife: my husband came home. Saw me stood in my outfit and said 'what's for dinner batman?'
by Hurbermichael5 years ago
My ex-girlfriend wants to have sex with me badly. She is in a relationship but she says she does not mind. I am temped to give in because she said she is not after a relationship but just a moment. I am confused.
by PenguinPrincess5 years ago
Recently I found out that my girlfriend since July 2011 wants to change gender and become a man.We've talked about and I am 100% okay with all this. But she thought it would be good for me to talk to people who have...
by Mikelin7 years ago
Why is it bad luck? I've never heard of that before!!If I was your girlfriend, I'd be delighted to receive a gift of a watch (especially as the dog ate my last one).
by Andria8 years ago
Three women friends - a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife - were talking. They all agreed that their sex lives needed spicing up. So they devised an experiment. They all bought identical outfits - sexy black underwear,...
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