Let's share some jokes!!
Here is one....
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
And here's another one.....
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Ahhh you got me lol. Nice second joke too.
Three women were chatting about their love lives, all wanting to spice them up. There was a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife. They decided to buy identical hot black outfits, a sexy cape, underwear and a flirty face mask, then reconvene a week later to compare results.
A week later:
Girlfriend: my boyfriend came home, found me in the bedroom all dressed up. Ripped my clotes of and we made love all night. Great!
Mistress: My fella arranged to drop by. i was waiting with my outfit on. His eyes almost popped out. Let's just say we were up all night.
Wife: my husband came home. Saw me stood in my outfit and said 'what's for dinner batman?'
by Mikelin7 years ago
Why is it bad luck? I've never heard of that before!!If I was your girlfriend, I'd be delighted to receive a gift of a watch (especially as the dog ate my last one).
by Hurbermichael5 years ago
My ex-girlfriend wants to have sex with me badly. She is in a relationship but she says she does not mind. I am temped to give in because she said she is not after a relationship but just a moment. I am confused.
by PenguinPrincess5 years ago
Recently I found out that my girlfriend since July 2011 wants to change gender and become a man.We've talked about and I am 100% okay with all this. But she thought it would be good for me to talk to people who have...
by Andria7 years ago
Three women friends - a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife - were talking. They all agreed that their sex lives needed spicing up. So they devised an experiment. They all bought identical outfits - sexy black underwear,...
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