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Who wants to laugh??

  1. Ultimate Hubber profile image81
    Ultimate Hubberposted 6 years ago

    Let's share some jokes!!



    Here is one....


    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

  2. MJ Wadsworth profile image60
    MJ Wadsworthposted 6 years ago

    lol nice one.

    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image81
      Ultimate Hubberposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks! smile



      A carrot! smile

  3. Ultimate Hubber profile image81
    Ultimate Hubberposted 6 years ago

    And here's another one.....




    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

  4. MJ Wadsworth profile image60
    MJ Wadsworthposted 6 years ago

    Ahhh you got me lol. Nice second joke too.

    Three women were chatting about their love lives, all wanting to spice them up. There was a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife. They decided to buy identical hot black outfits, a sexy cape, underwear and a flirty face mask, then reconvene a week later to compare results.

    A week later:

    Girlfriend: my boyfriend came home, found me in the bedroom all dressed up. Ripped my clotes of and we made love all night. Great!

    Mistress: My fella arranged to drop by. i was waiting with my outfit on. His eyes almost popped out. Let's just say we were up all night.

    Wife: my husband came home. Saw me stood in my outfit and said 'what's for dinner batman?'

    big_smile

 
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