It's early here, but a Bloody Mary before dinner might be nice. Or, one of my favorites (that's a kind of embarrassing one at that), a glass of what I think of as "Kool Aid wine" - mixed berry White Zinfandel.
A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, you can get this guy off my butt!"
A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"
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