Where Did I Put My Left Shoe?

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   Oh don't mean to be a pain, well maybe a little, but yesterday I lost a shoe and I need to find it desperately as I am heading out on the town tonight.
   I have searched everywhere, even looked in the washing machine....(have accidentally washed a shoe or two before)......but all the washing machine monster had was a few old socks I havent seen for 2 years.
   It looks a little like this....
   It is a very affectionate shoe rubs on my toes.....
   A little sadistic....has given me a few blisters on occassions
   It loves nature...gets stuck in the mud at times...
   OHHHHH WHERE COULD IT BE..........
   I need it badly to give Logic a chinese back massage (accupuncture session)
   
   

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      have you tried looking at your neighbour hugh's place?
      
      I reckon he chewed it

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Omg I never thought of that.
         "HUGH HUGH WHERE YOU AT. YOU GET YOUR BUTT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. ......COME ON SPIT IT OUT........"

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            Jasmine JellyBabyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            OMG HUGH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
            
            THE NURSE WILL KILL YOU EVENTUALLY!!

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               blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Aghhhhhhhhhh too late.....
               Gulp!!!!!!
               He just choked on the uppers

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      purpleangel47posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OMG blondepoet! You want THIS shoe for a massage? Looks more like something Saddam Hussein used for torture!

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   Ohmaposted 13 years ago

   BP I am thinking if you actually wear something like this losing a shoe is the least of your worries I would be more concerned about you lost mind! 

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Haha I lost that ages ago lol. Haven't lost my desire to brighten someones day with a smile though....You know I love you ohma...

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ....let me borrow them...i'm off to have dinner with the ex tonite

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh gladly if I can just locate it....
            You could always borrow my blonde shoes....as long as you don't mind walking slowly or not at all
            
            

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         Ohmaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         The sentiment is quite mutual BP I am very happy you are here to bring us smiles.

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Aww it is my pleasure Ohma, I love you people.

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   Oh well sigh I guess I will have to go like a wild barefoot Aussie sheila

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      logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It just so happens I like wild barefoot Aussie sheilas as much as I like chinese back massages!

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   schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

   Hey
   Thanks for this
   Why is it so dull here, it is because it's Sunday night??
   

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      logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think so, too many serious people here!

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   evvy_09posted 13 years ago

   I'll let you borrow mine blondepoet. I made them myself
   
   

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