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Where Did I Put My Left Shoe?

  1. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Oh don't mean to be a pain, well maybe a little, but yesterday I lost a shoe and I need to find it desperately as I am heading out on the town tonight.
    I have searched everywhere, even looked in the washing machine....(have accidentally washed a shoe or two before)......but all the washing machine monster had was a few old socks I havent seen for 2 years.
    It looks a little like this....
    It is a very affectionate shoe rubs on my toes.....
    A little sadistic....has given me a few blisters on occassions
    It loves nature...gets stuck in the mud at times...
    OHHHHH WHERE COULD IT BE..........
    I need it badly to give Logic a chinese back massage (accupuncture session)

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/881007_f496.jpg

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      Jasmine JellyBabyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      have you tried looking at your neighbour hugh's place?

      I reckon he chewed it big_smile

      1. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Omg I never thought of that.
        "HUGH HUGH WHERE YOU AT. YOU GET YOUR BUTT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. ......COME ON SPIT IT OUT........"

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          Jasmine JellyBabyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          OMG HUGH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

          THE NURSE WILL KILL YOU EVENTUALLY!! lol

          1. blondepoet profile image78
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Aghhhhhhhhhh too late.....
            Gulp!!!!!!
            He just choked on the uppers

    2. purpleangel47 profile image60
      purpleangel47posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OMG blondepoet! You want THIS shoe for a massage? Looks more like something Saddam Hussein used for torture! smile

  2. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    BP I am thinking if you actually wear something like this losing a shoe is the least of your worries I would be more concerned about you lost mind!  big_smile

    1. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha I lost that ages ago lol. Haven't lost my desire to brighten someones day with a smile though....You know I love you ohma...

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ....let me borrow them...i'm off to have dinner with the ex tonite lol

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oh gladly if I can just locate it....
          You could always borrow my blonde shoes....as long as you don't mind walking slowly or not at all smile smile

          http://s4.hubimg.com/u/881491_f496.jpg

      2. Ohma profile image80
        Ohmaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        The sentiment is quite mutual BP I am very happy you are here to bring us smiles.

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Aww it is my pleasure Ohma, I love you people.

  3. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Oh well sigh I guess I will have to go like a wild barefoot Aussie sheila smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It just so happens I like wild barefoot Aussie sheilas as much as I like chinese back massages! smile

  4. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    Hey smile
    Thanks for this smile
    Why is it so dull here, it is because it's Sunday night??
    hmm

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I think so, too many serious people here!

  5. evvy_09 profile image80
    evvy_09posted 6 years ago

    I'll let you borrow mine blondepoet. I made them myself

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/3997093_f248.jpg

 
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