My Darn Cat Farted

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...not really....good night all! 

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      china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      g'night - but I have only ever seen and heard a cat fart once in 50 years of having one around the place and it was so frightened it ran round the room looking for what had poked it in the *** 

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         Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'll email you a recipe book for yeti or panda steaks ok?
         That way the cats in your neighborhood might grow old enough to not only miss your pot, but also fully develop their anal fart glands!

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            china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            We don't get cats round here - too many bl@@dy dogs !  There are a couple of dogs behind my apartment that get put out to bark the place down every evening - I am considering Pekinese pie as we speak

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               mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               yes, but careful! if you make it with lots of onions the way my Gran used ta - you get very extreme Pekinese pie farts! ooo la la!

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Cats have to fart don't they? I have learned that turtles do. Oh and the stuff cats eat.....surely that digested tuna has to come out somewhere...

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...evenin' all!

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ..need a place to put this....
   
   

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      awexome!

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ..hey Mega!

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            hey SOH!  how was your ride?

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               SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               ...it was good...good day...nice and sunny! 
               
               i'm going hunting for the first time tomorrow   not quite sure how i feel about it

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I thought you were going to bed...

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                     SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     ...that was last night....this is tonight!

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                  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I don't like to hunt - but I do like to eat venison! so I can't be hypocritical about it.  Have fun!

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                     SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     ...well I hope it's fun....going with the ex....if i disappear from HP....this is for the record, k?

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                        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        take pics and send em via cellphone!  you don't trust this guy, or were you kidding?

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                           SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           ...i'm kidding of course!....i'll def bring my camera..

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                              mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              **heaving sigh of relief**  glad to hear it - It's beautiful weather around here for hunting, but deer season is over here.

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                                 SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 not here....tomorrow, it will be partridge...but if a deer comes along...then I have to take cover - not look!

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  what are you going to shoot apart from your toes ROFL

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                     SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     ...i'm going to shoot my camera!....i've never handled a gun...but...it'll be interesting! i've never gone before!

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                        blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        I've held many loaded weapons in my time

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OMG OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT KING FROM LORD OF THE RINGS.....ALWAYS HAVE BEEN....BP HAS FAINTED.

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ..yea he is isn't he.....

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh makes me want to go watch a trailer of him on U-Tube....
            Omg who could say no to him ROFL....
            You made my day SOmewhere...xo

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      spookyfoxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Frodo was right:
      
      

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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      WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You just stole like 30 seconds of my life that I'm never going to get back. I could've written four words on a hub in that time!

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   lorlie6posted 13 years ago

   He may be cute, but no way he's worth fainting over!!  BP, get a grip, girl!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I can't Lorlie I just can't......
      He is a King, the King, royalty, a girl just has to faint...

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   blonde hunting joke:
   
   Three blondes were walking down a trail when they came across some tracks. The one blonde said they were rabbit tracks, the other said they were moose tracks, and the last one said they were bear tracks.
   
   After 45 mins of fighting over what kind of tracks they were, they got run over by a train.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ....good one!

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...night all....
   
   
   and this is for all you men...where ever you are!...the Canadian currency has 'raised the bar'!....lobby your polythickens and ask to have your currency changed....it'll help us all!
   
   

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh I want a note like that, I for one would save heaps of money, hell yes...

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...evenin' all....made it out of the forest alive!
   
   where r u BP, Mega and who is the new guy with the pink undies on his head...... LOL!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey there buddy I am here, do not fear, but where are you. Oh that guy with the pink undies is such a spunk I joined his fan club and he has not even written yet, well not as this persona anyway.
      P.s it is a wonder he can breathe wrapped in such tight nylons.

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'm here but I've been sick all day and heading back to bed soon - just don't know what is wrong with me - headache, achey, dizzy, don't feel like eating! that is really awful- not eating and so I must have flue or something.  yucky.  haven't done a damn thing all day!

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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   schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

   My cat used to snore!

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   Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

   It's too bad you didn't cat his farting escapade on youtube.  I think you would have had a real winner.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ...and now my darn cat has taken up sleepin' with barbie....don't know what to do...Mega? BP?...anyone?....he thinks he's ken....notice how he stretches his legs out and makes it look like he can't bend them either.....i need help!
    
    

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