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My Darn Cat Farted

  1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ...not really....good night all!  lol

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      china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      g'night - but I have only ever seen and heard a cat fart once in 50 years of having one around the place and it was so frightened it ran round the room looking for what had poked it in the ***  big_smile

      1. Pearldiver profile image87
        Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'll email you a recipe book for yeti or panda steaks ok? hmm
        That way the cats in your neighborhood might grow old enough to not only miss your pot, but also fully develop their anal fart glands! big_smile

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          china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          We don't get cats round here - too many bl@@dy dogs !  There are a couple of dogs behind my apartment that get put out to bark the place down every evening - I am considering Pekinese pie as we speak big_smile

          1. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            yes, but careful! if you make it with lots of onions the way my Gran used ta - you get very extreme Pekinese pie farts! ooo la la!

      2. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Cats have to fart don't they? I have learned that turtles do. Oh and the stuff cats eat.....surely that digested tuna has to come out somewhere...

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ...evenin' all!

  3. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ..need a place to put this....

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/5b34aac1.gif

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      awexome!

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ..hey Mega!

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          hey SOH!  how was your ride?

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            ...it was good...good day...nice and sunny! 

            i'm going hunting for the first time tomorrow lol  not quite sure how i feel about it lol

            1. blondepoet profile image79
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I thought you were going to bed...

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                ...that was last night....this is tonight!

            2. mega1 profile image80
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I don't like to hunt - but I do like to eat venison! so I can't be hypocritical about it.  Have fun!

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                ...well I hope it's fun....going with the ex....if i disappear from HP....this is for the record, k?

                1. mega1 profile image80
                  mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  take pics and send em via cellphone!  you don't trust this guy, or were you kidding?

                  1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    ...i'm kidding of course!....i'll def bring my camera..

            3. blondepoet profile image79
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              what are you going to shoot apart from your toes ROFL

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                ...i'm going to shoot my camera!....i've never handled a gun...but...it'll be interesting! i've never gone before!

                1. blondepoet profile image79
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I've held many loaded weapons in my time smile

    2. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OMG OMG I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT KING FROM LORD OF THE RINGS.....ALWAYS HAVE BEEN....BP HAS FAINTED.

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ..yea he is isn't he.....

        1. blondepoet profile image79
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oh makes me want to go watch a trailer of him on U-Tube....
          Omg who could say no to him ROFL....
          You made my day SOmewhere...xo

    3. spookyfox profile image81
      spookyfoxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Frodo was right:

      http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/153f2564-5c06-4f1e-b81d-6d5b90c57772.jpg

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol

    4. WryLilt profile image87
      WryLiltposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You just stole like 30 seconds of my life that I'm never going to get back. I could've written four words on a hub in that time!

    5. lorlie6 profile image86
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago

      He may be cute, but no way he's worth fainting over!!  BP, get a grip, girl!

      1. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I can't Lorlie I just can't......
        He is a King, the King, royalty, a girl just has to faint...

    6. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago

      blonde hunting joke:

      Three blondes were walking down a trail when they came across some tracks. The one blonde said they were rabbit tracks, the other said they were moose tracks, and the last one said they were bear tracks.

      After 45 mins of fighting over what kind of tracks they were, they got run over by a train.

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol....good one!

    7. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

      ...night all....


      and this is for all you men...where ever you are!...the Canadian currency has 'raised the bar'!....lobby your polythickens and ask to have your currency changed....it'll help us all!

      http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/womenstopspendingmoney.jpg

      1. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh I want a note like that, I for one would save heaps of money, hell yes...

    8. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

      ...evenin' all....made it out of the forest alive!

      where r u BP, Mega and who is the new guy with the pink undies on his head...... LOL!

      1. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey there buddy I am here, do not fear, but where are you. Oh that guy with the pink undies is such a spunk I joined his fan club and he has not even written yet, well not as this persona anyway.
        P.s it is a wonder he can breathe wrapped in such tight nylons.

      2. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'm here but I've been sick all day and heading back to bed soon - just don't know what is wrong with me - headache, achey, dizzy, don't feel like eating! that is really awful- not eating and so I must have flue or something.  yucky.  haven't done a damn thing all day!

        1. blondepoet profile image79
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/Margie077/Pictures002/g13.gif

    9. schoolgirlforreal profile image72
      schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

      My cat used to snore!

    10. Flightkeeper profile image79
      Flightkeeperposted 6 years ago

      It's too bad you didn't cat his farting escapade on youtube.  I think you would have had a real winner.

    11. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

      ...and now my darn cat has taken up sleepin' with barbie....don't know what to do...Mega? BP?...anyone?....he thinks he's ken....notice how he stretches his legs out and makes it look like he can't bend them either.....i need help!

      http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Sleeping_20with_20Barbie.jpg

     
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