Three blondes were walking down a trail when they came across some tracks. The one blonde said they were rabbit tracks, the other said they were moose tracks, and the last one said they were bear tracks.
After 45 mins of fighting over what kind of tracks they were, they got run over by a train.
Hey there buddy I am here, do not fear, but where are you. Oh that guy with the pink undies is such a spunk I joined his fan club and he has not even written yet, well not as this persona anyway. P.s it is a wonder he can breathe wrapped in such tight nylons.
I'm here but I've been sick all day and heading back to bed soon - just don't know what is wrong with me - headache, achey, dizzy, don't feel like eating! that is really awful- not eating and so I must have flue or something. yucky. haven't done a damn thing all day!
...and now my darn cat has taken up sleepin' with barbie....don't know what to do...Mega? BP?...anyone?....he thinks he's ken....notice how he stretches his legs out and makes it look like he can't bend them either.....i need help!