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My niche is smaller than your niche - Game

  1. WryLilt profile image87
    WryLiltposted 6 years ago

    Alright here's a game for you all.

    You have to take turns thinking of the tiniest possible niche you can for a hub or website (for laughs.)

    I'll start:

    My niche is so small it's aimed at killing ants wearing red socks, living in the backyards of 36 year old bachelorettes.

    Be as ludicrous as you wish!

    1. Sweetsusieg profile image82
      Sweetsusiegposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      My niche is so small that when I paint, I have to use a microscope to paint with 1 strand of brush dipped in micro dot paint, on the flies wings that I catch with my bare hands.  Cause that's the way I roll.

  2. Mighty Mom profile image92
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    LOL WryLit and Sweetsusieg. This is an awesome thread!

    My niche is so small that it only appeals to bald-headed retired Serbian kindergarten teachers whose names start with the letter "V" and who are living on the northwestern coast of Borneo in condominiums of 760 square feet (or less).

  3. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    My niche is so small that it only has recipes using cheese made from moon-cheese (the cheese the moon is made of) AND wine that comes only from the table of Zeuss! (sometimes I slip in some tea made by Juno herself, but not often, she is so grouchy about it!)

  4. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    My niche is soooo small that only cabbage patch dolls who are still in existence can purchase large diapers with the directions on how to cut and sew them into doll size diapers and the large ones are 100x the cost of small ones.

  5. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 6 years ago

    Those are pretty small niches, but I think mine is smaller. Mine covers the most popular nose hair trimmers among left handed, red headed Libra men named Eugene who live in their mother's basement in Paducah Kentucky.

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
      schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

    2. Aficionada profile image90
      Aficionadaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Paducah!! I love Paducah! Well, sort of.... At least, I'm very familiar with it.  Is that where you live, by any chance?

      Sorry to get off-topic.

      My niche is for people who use lasers to engrave documents on the heads of pins and then solder them together inside bottles to make models of ships from Goa.  With one hand tied behind their backs.

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Nah, I don't live in Paducah. I went there once in the 80's though. Nice place.

        1. Aficionada profile image90
          Aficionadaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Ah - I see... to visit your uncle Eugene, I presume?  lol lol
          lol lol lol lol lol lol



          Yeh, it is nice.

          I've already described my niche; I'll let someone else.

    3. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I didn't know Eugene was a nose hair trimmer! Wow. Well, live and learn!   Is his mother still alive?  Man, what a old B she is!

  6. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago

    Mine is for women with small niches!

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol


      are there many women with small niches?  I suppose not!! lol

      1. Randy Godwin profile image92
        Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Only to a few of us men!

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          So, then, you're saying you, yourself, don't really have a small niche, at all!?

  7. DzyMsLizzy profile image92
    DzyMsLizzyposted 6 years ago

    I have the smallest of all!  My niche is about left-handed Asian/Norwegian mixed-race women between the ages of 26 and 26.5 years old who count all the bubbles in their soda pop.  lol

  8. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    My niche is so small that even Micro niche finder can't find it till 2050.

  9. Mighty Mom profile image92
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    I must say, this thread is really broadening my horizons on the narrowness of some people's niches!

  10. 2uesday profile image85
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    My niche is for teddy bears that can read ..
    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/3157380_f248.jpg

  11. evvy_09 profile image74
    evvy_09posted 6 years ago

    My niche is only for pink hippos who like to play Tetris blindfolded on Tuesday mornings while eating Fruitloops. I wonder why i don't get traffic?
    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3977691.jpg

    1. DzyMsLizzy profile image92
      DzyMsLizzyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      hahahaha!

  12. tritrain profile image74
    tritrainposted 6 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3979059_f248.jpg

    My niche is about atoms.

  13. CMHypno profile image89
    CMHypnoposted 6 years ago

    My niche is so small that only Egyptian mummies who have been reanimated on the big screen by Vincent Price and want to whiten their underarm hairs individually with potoato juice will be searching! smile

  14. 2uesday profile image85
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    My niche is for green albino rabbits that live in Iceland.

  15. rebekahELLE profile image88
    rebekahELLEposted 6 years ago

    my niche is so small that I lost it and I think aliens snatched it off into another galaxy.

 
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