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  1. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Here's yet another pointless, time-wasting game fo' ya! big_smile

    **For each 'post', a question that starts with "Why does..." shall be posted. 
    **The next person shall provide an answer.
    **This answer can be anything from serious to absurd.
    **This person shall ask a new "Why does..." question...and so on.

    example:
    Why does it take so long to get served at a government office?

    [next poster]:
    A: Because they're actually playing Farmville on the side.

    Q: Why does the sun shine?



    Ok, peeps...go nuts lol

    [p.s. Please exercise good taste, no dissing]

    1. Kat99 profile image59
      Kat99posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That is so weird man!

  2. Ben Evans profile image74
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    Because of some very massive fusion going on.

    Why does a mime not say anything?

    1. Jeff Berndt profile image89
      Jeff Berndtposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because they're annoying enough when they're silent.


      Why does a person who doesn't care at all say, "I could care less?"

      1. Stimp profile image80
        Stimpposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol

  3. couturepopcafe profile image61
    couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago

    Because he has cared so little that he has never learned correct grammer.
    Why hasn't anyone invented a thigh lift? (like a face lift)

  4. Ben Evans profile image74
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    Because they would be a leg up on the competition.

    Why does a piece of toast always land buttered side down after it falls?

  5. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    Because it is heavily loaded .. smile

    why does the weather turn bad when you have an awesome day planned ahead?

  6. couturepopcafe profile image61
    couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago

    Because Murphy needs someone to make his law valid.
    Why does the phone ring every time your in the shower?

  7. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

    Q. Why does the phone ring every time your in the shower?
    A. The subtle vibrations your feet emanate in the shower, resonate a particular frequency that can be picked up in a slight change of tone that a perceptive phone caller can detect just after dialling your number. This is also electronically enabled by call centre operators, mother-in-laws and ex wives.

    Q. If I am inside a sphere and it is mirrored inside and fully sealable, what will I see when I am in the exact centre and turn on the light of a torch?

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You will see a 3D image of  a blue ferret.

      Q.  How come my ice cubes are foggy and at the bar the ice cubes are perfectly clear?

  8. Ben Evans profile image74
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    They use pure mountain spring water.

    Why does a fly not fly straight?

  9. couturepopcafe profile image61
    couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago

    Have you ever looked out of a fly's eyes?  They're trying to follow everything at once.
    Why did water dog chase metal cat?

  10. KCC Big Country profile image83
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    Water dog chased metal cat because water dogs are notorious for chasing metal cats.  Everyone knows that.  Pffffftttt


    Why do traditional jack o'lanterns have triangular eyes and noses?

  11. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Because the grapefruit knife hadn't been invented yet.

    Why does it get so cold at night?

    1. Shadesbreath profile image90
      Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      A: Because the sun is gone.  tongue

      Q: What is the point of a flightless bird?

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image76
        schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        to bury it's head in the sand

        Q: why do phone companies insist you get the full package?

  12. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    Thanksgiving dinner ofcourse!! tongue 

    why is it so dark before day break?

  13. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    @schoolgirlforreal:
    A: because they like to laugh at you and take advantage of you.

    @sofs
    A: Life is full of contrasts.

    Why does your chewing gum lose its' flavour on the bedpost overnight?

  14. 2uesday profile image87
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    A. Because the bed bugs enjoy every bite.

    Q.  Why do stones skip on water?

    1. katiem2 profile image61
      katiem2posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      because stones cannot dance!

      Why does the earth move under my feet?

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
        prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Because I am the goddess.

        Can you daydream at night?

        Why is my head spinning?

  15. ChristinaScibona profile image87
    ChristinaScibonaposted 6 years ago

    A: Because they don't want to sink

    Q: Why is it Monday?

    1. tonks21 profile image57
      tonks21posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      A. Because Sunday got bored.

      Q. Why is it cold?

  16. Denise Handlon profile image87
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    @ timerous--fantastic game. It's a hoot!  (that's what we southern folk say for something fun and laughable, hee hee)

    @prettydarkhorse--b/c it is filled with air  (sorry, just kidding)

    @ChristinaS--b/c it isn't Sunday any longer...duh!  ( smile  )

    Why are green peas green?

    1. couturepopcafe profile image61
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because they envy the corn.
      Why did the dingo eat your baby?

      1. Denise Handlon profile image87
        Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        that's a great answer   lol

  17. Ben Evans profile image74
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    Because Elaine said so.

    How do you humor a stoic?

  18. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    Tickle him up perhaps...

    why does the baby always throw up when you got her all dolled up?

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It's her instinctive refusal to conform expressed in the only vocabulary she has at the moment ;-)

      Why are all the pressure gauges missing from the automatic air kiosks around here??

  19. Denise Handlon profile image87
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    Because the alien monkeys stole them.

    why did the cow jump over the moon?

  20. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Because it was having a hot, steamy affair with another cow. big_smile

    Why does nearly every politician seem so arrogant?

    1. Denise Handlon profile image87
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      smile

  21. Denise Handlon profile image87
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    Because it is part of the qualifications of being a politician. A bit narcissistic, don't you think?

    Why do people associate themselves with reality t.v.?

  22. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Because they like to escape from reality for a while.
    [I had another answer...I'm just being kind]smile

    Why do drive-through ATM's have a braille pad?

    1. NCBIer profile image59
      NCBIerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because the federal government wants everyone else to waste money too.

      Just how many feral cats are there in Kona?

      1. Stimp profile image80
        Stimpposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I counted 2.

        Why does beer make you fat?

  23. 2uesday profile image87
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    Because it comes from a barrel.

    Why do geese 'honk' when they are flying?

    1. Diane Inside profile image87
      Diane Insideposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      so the other geese will get out of their way.


      Why does the police want to give me a hard time?

  24. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    to clear the geese traffic .. oops Diane I did not refresh before posting


    Because the hard times make the good times look awesome!

    why does intense pleasure and pain dilate pupils?

    1. J.R. Smith profile image61
      J.R. Smithposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      To show sympathy or love.

      Why do hot dogs come in tens and the buns come in eights?

      1. Diane Inside profile image87
        Diane Insideposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        So you will buy more buns.


        Why do so many people love hot dogs?

  25. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    So you will just keep buying more buns and then more hotdogs . . .


    Why did I buy a Buick?  !!

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      because the salesman is a damn good bull sh***er!  wink lollol

      why do dogs and cats lick themselves down there?

      1. mega1 profile image81
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        they do that because it feels so damn good - I'm convinced.

        Why haven't I been writing hubs or anything?


        (hi Steve - you're right about the salesman - but it is a lovely car and I'm ecstatic with it!  so its fine.)

        1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
          Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          probably because your busy spending time with friends and family during the holidays, as that's way more important.  big_smile

          (hi mega, hows it going?  that's cool.  i'm glad you liked the car then, as it sounds like the salesman knew what he was talking about. wink )

  26. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    It's going so very good!


    Why do I always (almost) hijack the thread?  (don't mean to. . .)

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      because you secretly love the attention. wink 

      why do people curse?

  27. schoolgirlforreal profile image76
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    becasue they're hoping God will come down and give them a slap


    Why do people look down your shirt?

  28. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Because they're looking for fruit. big_smile

    Why do some days seem to go by so slowly?

  29. schoolgirlforreal profile image76
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    lol lol

    The clock get stuck

    why does my male cat have nipples and is male?

  30. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    If there are other male cats befriending your male cat, you've got gay cats! lol

    Why did I start this thread?

  31. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    you are jobless as most of us who play are... hey just kidding lol

    why does the sky look so blue?? ( I love it though)

  32. schoolgirlforreal profile image76
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    Because otherwise we couldn't see the clouds


    Why does my cat snore?

  33. Denise Handlon profile image87
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    It's a fat cat    fat causes sleep apnea and thus produces loud snoring sounds.   

    why does the sun go on shining?  Why do these eyes of mine cry? Don't they know it's the end of the world .... oh, sorry, got sidetracked.


    why do dogs yelp in their sleep?

  34. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    They're having an erotic fantasy big_smile

    Why does Denise quote an old Skeeter Davis tune from 1962? lol

    1. Denise Handlon profile image87
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  35. Hotplate profile image59
    Hotplateposted 6 years ago

    Skeeter Davis is her inner child.

    Why does Canada not consider it rape if it's dead?

    1. Denise Handlon profile image87
      Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      smile

  36. 0
    Deccan Chargersposted 6 years ago

    I don't know ...

    Ask God ????

  37. Denise Handlon profile image87
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    ok.

    why do we use daylight saving time?

    1. L.C. Smith profile image59
      L.C. Smithposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because there's no such thing as nightlight savings time.


      Why do cell phones keep getting smaller?

      1. Denise Handlon profile image87
        Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol

  38. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    Coz small is Big ... big money

    why does life go on, though we get stuck in places?

  39. lex123 profile image67
    lex123posted 6 years ago

    because life has to go on whether you got stuck or not.


    why should you think so?

  40. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    Because I see people stuck in a time warp  all the time...

    why does honey taste sweet?

  41. Denise Handlon profile image87
    Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago

    Because the bees do a 'happy' dance with their feet.

    Why do the old sitcoms (i.e. I love lucy) seem funnier than tv sitcoms today?

    1. Rafini profile image82
      Rafiniposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because everyone used to be color-blind.

      Why does grass have to be mowed?

  42. sofs profile image86
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    Because there aren't enough critters now...

    Why do the clouds sail and breeze around..?

  43. KCC Big Country profile image83
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    ....because there isn't a lot more going on in the sky for clouds to do.

    Why do clowns scare some children?

  44. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Because they look like an exaggerated version of their already scary uncle.

    Why do baked beans make you...release gas?

  45. KCC Big Country profile image83
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    Because if they made you HOLD gas then nobody would buy them.  smile

    Why does my grass look like it needs mowing again when I just had it mowed?

  46. Rafini profile image82
    Rafiniposted 6 years ago

    because your neighbor mowed his grass shorter than yours.


    why does green equal mean?

  47. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    because green=envy...not a good way to be neutral

    why does my shirt always come un-tucked?

  48. KCC Big Country profile image83
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    Because you have a long torso.

    Why do the few gray hairs I have come in so shiny?

  49. Ben Evans profile image74
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    They want to be noticed from the rest of the strands.

    Why do crabs move backwards?

  50. KCC Big Country profile image83
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    Because it's too hard to turn around.

    Why do we have double A and triple A batteries, but no double C and double D batteries?

    1. L.C. Smith profile image59
      L.C. Smithposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The A batteries feel insecure and need to double up against the C and D single sizes.  Confidence booster.


      Why were smurfs blue?

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        china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Smurfs were blue to make clear that they were right wingers.

        Why does the hair inside my ears grow stronger as my top knot gets thinner ?

        1. writinginalaska profile image81
          writinginalaskaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          because hormones for growing hair like everthing else go south as we age.  smile   

          why don't the nothern lights make a noise?

          1. toknowinfo profile image91
            toknowinfoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Only dogs can hear it.


            Why does gas keep going up in price?

 
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