Yes, thats a very funny situation , one is at total loss of words in such a situation, is any one innovative here to imagine whats the best thing to say in such a situation in just THREEE WORDS?
that a duck?
Trust me , u Are a school girl for real , hehe
my friend says says it, to take away the embarrassment
what a rotter!
a wet one?
gasp! need gasmask?
KnockThat sht off!! Okay, that's a cheat....LOL
Did you hafta?
lol that was real funny !!!
Man, you stink!
Those are 3 words that I get to use on a nightly basis!
.Don’t do that!Take it outside!
Usually - 'For ****'s sake!' or if I am in a good mood -'There he blows!'
Get away stinkums!
you are leakingdamn that frogthe cat's outside (favorite one to blame)
Women fart also Man it is so funny when a lady rips one in public.Rare, but it is in the top laughs of my life. cheers hubzer
You had chicken?
Have some class.
Unfortunately "more choke and that would have started" is more than three! "more tea vicar" isn't.
Of course the best is "stop that now" as it allows the snappy riposte "certainly dear, which way did it go?"
Darn barking spiders.
so what next?
Out of doors with my sweetheart, after a dish of Cowboy beans, the toots reverberate thruout the woods...I always say "Damn barking deer "...
Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat them the more you toot.
Open the windows
what was that?
You just burped the wrong way sweetheart!
you should wipe
That damn frog!
What? Couldn't hear?
Your a pig
You're sleeping alone!
check ur drawers
Check for lumps!
Eww, you're gross!
That's not gross. This would be gross. " Hey! I was still in there!"
You couldn't wait?
What I said to my wife last night was"Honey, I'm pretty sure that was NOT a duck."
Go wipe please
need new undies?
Smells like Victory
Want a match?
Hey watch this (then lights said match)
you liked dinner?
Now smell this
More beans, dear?
that wasn't me!!
now hear this
LOL gross, one of my ex's called it a 'Love puff'
you must mean"no love puff"
It is ok
I say it all the time. Honey, You STINK!
BLOWING THE TRUMPETS
what id the other is a Her not a Him?
My husband says to me.Smells like Roses. lol
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