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Three words you can say to your loved one when he farts

  1. peruquois profile image62
    peruquoisposted 6 years ago

    Yes, thats a very funny situation , one is at total loss of words in such a situation, is any one innovative here to imagine whats the best thing to say in such a situation in just THREEE WORDS?

    1. schoolgirlforreal profile image75
      schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      that a duck?

      1. peruquois profile image62
        peruquoisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Trust me , u Are a school girl for real , hehe

        1. schoolgirlforreal profile image75
          schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          my friend says says it, to take away the embarrassment big_smile

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      Baileybearposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      what a rotter!

    3. profile image0
      Baileybearposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      a wet one?

      1. profile image0
        Baileybearposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        gasp!  need gasmask?

  2. Stacie L profile image86
    Stacie Lposted 6 years ago

    "oh now,REALLY?!"

  3. Stimp profile image79
    Stimpposted 6 years ago

    KnockThat sht off!!  Okay, that's a cheat....LOL

  4. KCC Big Country profile image82
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    Did you hafta?

    1. peruquois profile image62
      peruquoisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol that was real funny !!!

  5. Wendi M profile image82
    Wendi Mposted 6 years ago

    Man, you stink!

    1. peruquois profile image62
      peruquoisposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      good one

      1. Wendi M profile image82
        Wendi Mposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Those are 3 words that I get to use on a nightly basis!

  6. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    .
    Don’t do that!

    Take it outside!

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    Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago

    Usually - 'For ****'s sake!' or if I am in a good mood -'There he blows!'

  8. KCC Big Country profile image82
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    Get away stinkums!

  9. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    you are leaking

    damn that frog


    the cat's outside  (favorite one to blame)

  10. hubzer profile image61
    hubzerposted 6 years ago

    Women fart also   Man it is so funny when a lady rips one in public.Rare,
    but it is in the top laughs of my life. cheers hubzer

  11. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    You had chicken? yikes

  12. Shadesbreath profile image89
    Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

    Have some class.

  13. John Holden profile image59
    John Holdenposted 6 years ago

    Unfortunately "more choke and that would have started" is more than three! "more tea vicar" isn't.

  14. John Holden profile image59
    John Holdenposted 6 years ago

    Of course the best is "stop that now" as it allows the snappy riposte "certainly dear, which way did it go?"

  15. Ben Evans profile image75
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    Darn barking spiders.

  16. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    so what next?

  17. maven101 profile image79
    maven101posted 6 years ago

    Out of doors with my sweetheart, after a dish of Cowboy beans, the toots reverberate thruout the woods...I always say "Damn barking deer "...

    1. John Holden profile image59
      John Holdenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat them the more you toot.

  18. Ben Evans profile image75
    Ben Evansposted 6 years ago

    Open the windows big_smile

  19. europewalker profile image82
    europewalkerposted 6 years ago

    what was that?

  20. sofs profile image87
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    You just burped the wrong way sweetheart!

  21. csmcmanus profile image59
    csmcmanusposted 6 years ago

    you should wipe smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    That damn frog!

  23. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    What? Couldn't hear?

  24. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    Your a pig

  25. Candie V profile image69
    Candie Vposted 6 years ago

    You're sleeping alone!

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

      1. mom101 profile image60
        mom101posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        check ur drawers

  26. Peter Hoggan profile image83
    Peter Hogganposted 6 years ago

    Check for lumps!

  27. Catering101 profile image59
    Catering101posted 6 years ago

    Eww, you're gross!

    1. Druid Dude profile image60
      Druid Dudeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That's not gross. This would be gross. " Hey! I was still in there!"

  28. Flightkeeper profile image78
    Flightkeeperposted 6 years ago

    You couldn't wait?

  29. Pcunix profile image88
    Pcunixposted 6 years ago

    What I said to my wife last night was

    "Honey, I'm pretty sure that was NOT a duck."

  30. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Nice one..***hole! yikes

  31. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    Go wipe please

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 6 years ago

    need new undies?

  33. Hotplate profile image60
    Hotplateposted 6 years ago

    Smells like Victory

  34. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Want a match? lol

    1. Hotplate profile image60
      Hotplateposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hey watch this (then lights said match)

      1. profile image0
        DoorMattnomoreposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol  lol

  35. profile image0
    DoorMattnomoreposted 6 years ago

    you liked dinner?

    1. Hotplate profile image60
      Hotplateposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Now smell this

  36. lrohner profile image84
    lrohnerposted 6 years ago

    More beans, dear? smile

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 6 years ago

    that wasn't me!!

  38. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    now hear this

  39. Richieb799 profile image65
    Richieb799posted 6 years ago

    LOL gross, one of my ex's called it a 'Love puff'

    1. Flightkeeper profile image78
      Flightkeeperposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      you must mean

      "no love puff"

  40. MeGunner profile image61
    MeGunnerposted 6 years ago

    It is ok

    1. Diane Inside profile image86
      Diane Insideposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I say it all the time.

      Honey, You STINK!

  41. lcg4jc profile image81
    lcg4jcposted 6 years ago

    BLOWING THE TRUMPETS

  42. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 6 years ago

    what id the other is a Her not a Him?

    1. Diane Inside profile image86
      Diane Insideposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      My husband says to me.

      Smells like Roses. lol

 
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