i have just been reading one of attemptedhumour's hubs... he lists some of his favourite doctor doctor jokes, i had forgotton all about them.Can u remember any??? here is my contribution.Patient: Doctor I just feel all the time like a heavy pair ofcurtains, dragging myself along.Doctor: Come on now, pull yourself together.i know you can do better!!!!!!!
Great stuff! Attemptedhumour is a mate of mine and a very funny Melbournian! I have not seen his Dr jokes yet, so will wiz over and take a peak.I just had a memory leak, I read them some time back.
Doctor doctor, I have a steering wheel in my pants.Doctor: How does it make you feel?Patient: It's driving me nuts!
Sorry I can only enjoy them, I don't remember even one! That is a beauty though!
yep i saw he was a friend of yours, he said you were going round to his house, to help him put his songs on to the web... so you must live near.i will zoom over and put a link up to his work.....http://hubpages.com/hub/Best-five-Doctor-jokes
He is 30 minutes away. Coming over Friday night to my place to load the songs with my pc. He has a mac and I can't use it very well. I still can't think of a single dr joke. I'm pathetic!
"Doctor Doctor - I keep seeing spots!""Have you seen an optician?""No, only spots!"
"Doctor - it hurts when I lift my arm above my head""Then don't do it!"
Can't think of a doctor one right off the top of my head....how about a pirate one?Pirate walks into a bar and announces very loudly, " I'm a buccaneer!". The bartender replies, "So, that makes you worth 2 dollars, now get out before I make you Thor!".
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