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Remember The Doctor Doctor Jokes??????

  1. Joy56 profile image59
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    i have just been reading one of attemptedhumour's hubs... he lists some of his favourite doctor doctor jokes, i had forgotton all about them.

    Can u remember any???

    here is my contribution.

    Patient:  Doctor I just feel all the time like a heavy pair ofcurtains, dragging myself along.

    Doctor: Come on now, pull yourself together.

    i know you can do better!!!!!!!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Great stuff! Attemptedhumour is a mate of mine and a very funny Melbournian! I have not seen his Dr jokes yet, so will wiz over and take a peak.
      I just had a memory leak, I read them some time back. smile

  2. WryLilt profile image86
    WryLiltposted 6 years ago

    Doctor doctor, I have a steering wheel in my pants.

    Doctor: How does it make you feel?

    Patient: It's driving me nuts!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol Sorry I can only enjoy them, I don't remember even one! smile That is a beauty though!

  3. Joy56 profile image59
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    yep i saw he was a friend of yours, he said you were going round to his house, to help him put his songs on to the web... so you must live near.

    i will zoom over and put a link up to his work....

    .http://hubpages.com/hub/Best-five-Doctor-jokes

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      He is 30 minutes away. Coming over Friday night to my place to load the songs with my pc. He has a mac and I can't use it very well. smile

      I still can't think of a single dr joke. I'm pathetic! lol

  4. Charles James profile image86
    Charles Jamesposted 6 years ago

    "Doctor Doctor - I keep seeing spots!"

    "Have you seen an optician?"

    "No, only spots!"

  5. Charles James profile image86
    Charles Jamesposted 6 years ago

    "Doctor - it hurts when I lift my arm above my head"

    "Then don't do it!"

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Can't think of a doctor one right off the top of my head....how about a pirate one?

    Pirate walks into a bar and announces very loudly, " I'm a buccaneer!".  The bartender replies, "So, that makes you worth 2 dollars, now get out before I make you Thor!".  smile

 
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