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Funniest Bumper Sticker You Ever Saw...

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
    DzyMsLizzyposted 6 years ago

    I saw this gem the other day:


      "Don't steal.  The government hates competition."

  2. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    "No one can drive you crazy, unless you hand them the keys"

  3. Sweetsusieg profile image84
    Sweetsusiegposted 6 years ago

    My all time favorite (but was banned in some States)

    "Don't like my driving?  Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"

    (sorry I had to put the asterisks in there, my conscience made me do it)

    1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
      DzyMsLizzyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL  I've seen that one--it's fairly prevalent here in CA  ;-)

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    china manposted 6 years ago

    "One's other car is also a Rolls"  the only bumper sticker I ever saw on a Rolls Royce !

  5. kmackey32 profile image79
    kmackey32posted 6 years ago

    I saw one it was a picture of a middle finger and said if you can see this you are driving too close.

    1. Richieb799 profile image65
      Richieb799posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I like that Kmackey big_smile

    2. Urbane Chaos profile image89
      Urbane Chaosposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Beautiful.. big_smile big_smile big_smile I love it!

  6. ediggity profile image61
    ediggityposted 6 years ago

    "Quit honking, I'm re-loading"

    "My child beat up you honor student"

    "Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again."

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    china manposted 6 years ago

    On the back of a long haired leather clad 'rocker' on a 'hog' -

    "if you can read this me bitch has fell off"

  8. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

    'Dont follow so close, your daughter is inside' lol

  9. Hestia DeVoto profile image61
    Hestia DeVotoposted 6 years ago

    "Curb your god.  Fundamentalism in any color is UGLY."

  10. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

    'No radio, already stolen'

  11. Mark Ewbie profile image82
    Mark Ewbieposted 6 years ago

    "My other sticker is funny"

  12. Mutiny92 profile image85
    Mutiny92posted 6 years ago

    Don't Hit Children - Seriously, They have guns now!

  13. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    "My dog can beat up your honor student."

  14. Mutiny92 profile image85
    Mutiny92posted 6 years ago

    http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z172/martinbrtj/April%2008%20through%20Dec%2008/diving001.jpg

    This is not necessarily indicative of my party allegiance - I just thought it funny

  15. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

    'Ya might be Bigger,but Im still in front"

  16. Urbane Chaos profile image89
    Urbane Chaosposted 6 years ago

    I always loved this one...

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4207594_f248.jpg

    The one I saw had a big pea with a picture of the Earth on it beside the saying..

  17. Pcunix profile image88
    Pcunixposted 6 years ago

    You have to dislike Microsoft to appreciate this, but a decade ago I saw a Porsche pulled to the breakdown lane on Rte 95 near Providence , RI., hood up, smoke billowing out.  The plate:  WIN-NT

    I wished I had a camera.

  18. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    in a red car

    Caution  :  "Blonde thinking while driving"

    I had to ask a friend what it means..

    and another one...

    Life is all about ASS. All you need to do is cover, kick, kiss and get it.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Cash, Gas, or Ass....Nobody Rides For Free!

  20. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    Honk if you're horney!

 
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