Funniest Bumper Sticker You Ever Saw...

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  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image85
    DzyMsLizzyposted 13 years ago

    I saw this gem the other day:


      "Don't steal.  The government hates competition."

  2. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    "No one can drive you crazy, unless you hand them the keys"

  3. Sweetsusieg profile image77
    Sweetsusiegposted 13 years ago

    My all time favorite (but was banned in some States)

    "Don't like my driving?  Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"

    (sorry I had to put the asterisks in there, my conscience made me do it)

    1. DzyMsLizzy profile image85
      DzyMsLizzyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL  I've seen that one--it's fairly prevalent here in CA  ;-)

  4. profile image0
    china manposted 13 years ago

    "One's other car is also a Rolls"  the only bumper sticker I ever saw on a Rolls Royce !

  5. kmackey32 profile image64
    kmackey32posted 13 years ago

    I saw one it was a picture of a middle finger and said if you can see this you are driving too close.

    1. Richieb799 profile image76
      Richieb799posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I like that Kmackey big_smile

    2. Urbane Chaos profile image90
      Urbane Chaosposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Beautiful.. big_smile big_smile big_smile I love it!

  6. ediggity profile image61
    ediggityposted 13 years ago

    "Quit honking, I'm re-loading"

    "My child beat up you honor student"

    "Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be shot again."

  7. profile image0
    china manposted 13 years ago

    On the back of a long haired leather clad 'rocker' on a 'hog' -

    "if you can read this me bitch has fell off"

  8. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    'Dont follow so close, your daughter is inside' lol

  9. Hestia DeVoto profile image60
    Hestia DeVotoposted 13 years ago

    "Curb your god.  Fundamentalism in any color is UGLY."

  10. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    'No radio, already stolen'

  11. Mark Ewbie profile image81
    Mark Ewbieposted 13 years ago

    "My other sticker is funny"

  12. Mutiny92 profile image64
    Mutiny92posted 13 years ago

    Don't Hit Children - Seriously, They have guns now!

  13. lorlie6 profile image72
    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    "My dog can beat up your honor student."

  14. Mutiny92 profile image64
    Mutiny92posted 13 years ago

    http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z172/martinbrtj/April%2008%20through%20Dec%2008/diving001.jpg

    This is not necessarily indicative of my party allegiance - I just thought it funny

  15. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    'Ya might be Bigger,but Im still in front"

  16. Urbane Chaos profile image90
    Urbane Chaosposted 13 years ago

    I always loved this one...

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4207594_f248.jpg

    The one I saw had a big pea with a picture of the Earth on it beside the saying..

  17. Pcunix profile image92
    Pcunixposted 13 years ago

    You have to dislike Microsoft to appreciate this, but a decade ago I saw a Porsche pulled to the breakdown lane on Rte 95 near Providence , RI., hood up, smoke billowing out.  The plate:  WIN-NT

    I wished I had a camera.

  18. prettydarkhorse profile image55
    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    in a red car

    Caution  :  "Blonde thinking while driving"

    I had to ask a friend what it means..

    and another one...

    Life is all about ASS. All you need to do is cover, kick, kiss and get it.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Cash, Gas, or Ass....Nobody Rides For Free!

  20. schoolgirlforreal profile image79
    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    Honk if you're horney!

 
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