Man marries dog.

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   Just saw on the news that an Australian man just married his 5 year old dog.  She is 35 in human years and her clock was ticking. 

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   Mishaposted 13 years ago

   LOL, at least it is she, so this should be fine from our purists perspective
   
   Waiting for the thread to be deleted for inappropriate content - sexual relations with animals are beyond Google TOS

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      logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I heard it was purely platonic!

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   Mishaposted 13 years ago

   Let's hope it survives. It certainly has a potential to become a fun thread

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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   Maybe she's a good cook.

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   Let's hope that she doesn't have 17 kids in one litter like the one bitch did as reported by msn.

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      Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      If she left him, the child support payments would be almost fatal.

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   Hmmmmm.  Let's see, an Australian man.  Earnest is gone for awhile.  Hmmmmm!

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   Home Girlposted 13 years ago

   Well, she is not going to spend a lot on clothes and jewelry I am sure. Response time will be short too. Don't know about lovers though, might be a problem sometimes. Hope he likes children, I mean puppies. I mean childpies. I don't know what I mean.

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   Mishaposted 13 years ago

   childpies? LOL, loving it

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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   Where is Ernesto??

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      Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      He's banned for a month or so

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    getitriteposted 13 years ago

    I guess as long as the the relationship is between a consenting adult and a consenting dog.

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       arbposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       He will never hear the words, "We need to talk"!

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       Home Girlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       Love and prosperity to a happy couple!

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          getitriteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Are you sure that dog is female?

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             Home Girlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Nowadays same gender is not a problem.

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       habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I had a student once who was arrested and convicted for raping a dog. True story.

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          nell79posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Oh wow! That's a scary thought. How does one go about prosecuting that kind of case? The dog can't really press charges or testify, so I suppose that means there must've been a witness? Yuck!

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             habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             A witness and an accomplice.

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                nell79posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                

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          getitriteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          How did the cops know that the dog did not consent?

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             habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Because the accomplice had to hold her, and she was yelping in pain. It was a small dog. Yuck.

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    Mikeydoesposted 13 years ago

    Are they thinking about adopting? Wait what would they be adopting? Is it moral to adopt a kid if your dog is your wife? They might have to be safe and just adopt a dog. The kid situation seems like it could cause a problem.

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    evvy_09posted 13 years ago

    Maybe they should adopt a kitten just to be fair

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       Home Girlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       No!
       
       
       
       not me, please!

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          evvy_09posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          awww so cute but terrifying too at the same time

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Well, I dated a few dogs when I was drunk in my younger days. But they looked good then.

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       evvy_09posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You ever gonna share that bottle?

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          wildernessposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I don't think he has any intention of sharing, even in this sharing season.  Selfish, he is!

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             ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             LOL anything but that. hahaha

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          ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          No! It's forty years old now, never opened and can't afford it. I should really sell it, but I am sort of connected to it now.

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    I have 2 dogs and can't choose between them.  Dam*!

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    nell79posted 13 years ago

    Well, if he hasn't got her fixed, she's liable to cheat on him with any old dog that comes around.

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    I bet you she's a golddigger.

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    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    then again, she might..
    
    

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    kerrygposted 13 years ago

    I remember a few years ago there was a minor internet s***storm over some guy who posted to a polyamory community talking about problems he was having between his "wife" and his "girlfriend". People started giving him serious suggestions, but eventually it was revealed that his "wife" was a horse. (The "girlfriend" was human and god only knows what kind of person is willing to play second fiddle to a horse - a pretty messed up one I would think.) Apparently he used to roll his you-know-what in honey and oats to get her to perform her conjugal duties. One can only hope she got a little too enthusiastic one day and bit it off.

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       Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You certainly are one of the most kind and tolerant persons around, Kerry

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       habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       At least that wasn't painful to the horse.
       
       I've read of guys who spread brine shrimp on "themselves" and then let their goldfish nibble.

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