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Man marries dog.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Just saw on the news that an Australian man just married his 5 year old dog.  She is 35 in human years and her clock was ticking.  smile

  2. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    LOL, at least it is she, so this should be fine from our purists perspective big_smile

    Waiting for the thread to be deleted for inappropriate content - sexual relations with animals are beyond Google TOS lol

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I heard it was purely platonic! smile

  3. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    Let's hope it survives. It certainly has a potential to become a fun thread smile

  4. habee profile image89
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Maybe she's a good cook.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Let's hope that she doesn't have 17 kids in one litter like the one bitch did as reported by msn.

    1. Shadesbreath profile image91
      Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      If she left him, the child support payments would be almost fatal.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Hmmmmm.  Let's see, an Australian man.  Earnest is gone for awhile.  Hmmmmm! smile

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    Home Girlposted 6 years ago

    Well, she is not going to spend a lot on clothes and jewelry I am sure. Response time will be short too. Don't know about lovers though, might be a problem sometimes. Hope he likes children, I mean puppies. I mean childpies. I don't know what I mean.

  8. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    childpies? LOL, loving it smile

  9. habee profile image89
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Where is Ernesto??

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      He's banned for a month or so

  10. getitrite profile image80
    getitriteposted 6 years ago

    I guess as long as the the relationship is between a consenting adult and a consenting dog. lol lol lol

    1. arb profile image81
      arbposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      He will never hear the words, "We need to talk"!

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      Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1929693_f248.jpg

      Love and prosperity to a happy couple!

      1. getitrite profile image80
        getitriteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Are you sure that dog is female?

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          Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Nowadays same gender is not a problem.

    3. habee profile image89
      habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I had a student once who was arrested and convicted for raping a dog. True story.

      1. nell79 profile image87
        nell79posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh wow! That's a scary thought. How does one go about prosecuting that kind of case? The dog can't really press charges or testify, so I suppose that means there must've been a witness? Yuck!

        1. habee profile image89
          habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          A witness and an accomplice.

          1. nell79 profile image87
            nell79posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            sad

      2. getitrite profile image80
        getitriteposted 6 years ago in reply to this



        How did the cops know that the dog did not consent? lol

        1. habee profile image89
          habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Because the accomplice had to hold her, and she was yelping in pain. It was a small dog. Yuck.

  11. Mikeydoes profile image80
    Mikeydoesposted 6 years ago

    Are they thinking about adopting? Wait what would they be adopting? Is it moral to adopt a kid if your dog is your wife? They might have to be safe and just adopt a dog. The kid situation seems like it could cause a problem.

  12. evvy_09 profile image78
    evvy_09posted 6 years ago

    Maybe they should adopt a kitten just to be fair

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      Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      No!

      http://s2.hubimg.com/u/4304281_f248.jpg

      not me, please!

      1. evvy_09 profile image78
        evvy_09posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        awww so cute but terrifying too at the same time

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Well, I dated a few dogs when I was drunk in my younger days. But they looked good then.

    1. evvy_09 profile image78
      evvy_09posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You ever gonna share that bottle?

      1. wilderness profile image95
        wildernessposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I don't think he has any intention of sharing, even in this sharing season.  Selfish, he is!

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          ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LOL anything but that. hahaha

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        ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No! It's forty years old now, never opened and can't afford it. I should really sell it, but I am sort of connected to it now. tongue

  14. lorlie6 profile image86
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    I have 2 dogs and can't choose between them.  Dam*!

  15. nell79 profile image87
    nell79posted 6 years ago

    Well, if he hasn't got her fixed, she's liable to cheat on him with any old dog that comes around.

  16. Flightkeeper profile image78
    Flightkeeperposted 6 years ago

    I bet you she's a golddigger.

  17. rebekahELLE profile image91
    rebekahELLEposted 6 years ago

    then again, she might..

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkoY0XUitYkA_OUOkxNLzgPwsdsmbgSo9K6_ykAXf5wjDOjpT4

  18. kerryg profile image87
    kerrygposted 6 years ago

    I remember a few years ago there was a minor internet s***storm over some guy who posted to a polyamory community talking about problems he was having between his "wife" and his "girlfriend". People started giving him serious suggestions, but eventually it was revealed that his "wife" was a horse. (The "girlfriend" was human and god only knows what kind of person is willing to play second fiddle to a horse - a pretty messed up one I would think.) Apparently he used to roll his you-know-what in honey and oats to get her to perform her conjugal duties. One can only hope she got a little too enthusiastic one day and bit it off. mad

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You certainly are one of the most kind and tolerant persons around, Kerry big_smile

    2. habee profile image89
      habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      At least that wasn't painful to the horse.

      I've read of guys who spread brine shrimp on "themselves" and then let their goldfish nibble.

 
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