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Unhelpful things to say during a crisis?

  1. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    What are some unhelpful things to say during a crisis?

    Mine is:

    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! AAAARRGG!

  2. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Beer anyone?

    1. starme77 profile image86
      starme77posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      hey , thats a good one smile

  3. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    What do we do now?  Can we talk about it first???

  4. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Everybody panic! We are all doomed and nothing will ever been okay again!

    1. JD Barlow profile image60
      JD Barlowposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That must really hurt. I will see you later!

  5. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    "Cup of tea anyone?"

  6. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    "911, please hold..."

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  7. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    I feel your pain, I really do roll

  8. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    "which service do you want police,fire or ambulance?"

  9. timorous profile image92
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    What did you do that for, are you stupid or something?

  10. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    " You did what?"

  11. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Are you completely satisfied with your current telephone provider?

  12. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Gah! Its only a flesh wound! Walk it off dude!

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      rats, that is what I was going to say.

      how about, "Its all in your head".

  13. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Dude, can I bum a smoke?

  14. arthurchappell profile image60
    arthurchappellposted 6 years ago

    1/. Oh dear, never mind.
    2/. Worse things happen at sea - I always wonder if anyonesaid that as the Titanic was sinking.
    3/. Don't panic. - guarentees that everyone will.
    4/. It's your fault  - as if blaming someone solves the crisis

  15. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    You are just over reacting!

  16. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    I know you are feeling suicidal at the moment but did you know that the typical blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates?

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OMG! Is that really true?

      1. kirstenblog profile image77
        kirstenblogposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I think it is one of those untrue facts hmm
        The sort that is commonly believed but if you dig a little you find out it is not true (I wish I had not done the research now!, I kinda liked that supposed fact)

  17. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants.

  18. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    " What we need now is a plan of action."

  19. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Uh huh... Un hun... Un hun thats nice, now can we talk about me please?

    1. H P Roychoudhury profile image80
      H P Roychoudhuryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What I can’t do for you?

  20. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    "Mission Accomplished"

  21. annmackiemiller profile image86
    annmackiemillerposted 6 years ago

    it will all look better in the morning

  22. annmackiemiller profile image86
    annmackiemillerposted 6 years ago

    one day you'll laugh about this

  23. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    stay calm

  24. Laura du Toit profile image91
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    You should have known better! What is your Plan B?

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    Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago

    It's funny you should say that, because something very similar happened to me last week, only worse.

  26. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    Let me tell you about MY day!

  27. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    Did you mean that to happen?

  28. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 6 years ago

    I have a few:

    That's not hiding. That's hoping. Completely different

    Look I've got a pile of ironing waiting and six kids that think McDonalds grow on trees. Can we hurry this along?

    Cut to the chase. How much?

    It could be worse. No - really. At least you've got a date of death coming up. The rest of us just have to keep hoping that today's not THAT day. God I hate surprises

  29. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    Do you need help? lol lol

  30. Haunty profile image84
    Hauntyposted 6 years ago

    You are in a learning period right now.

  31. prairieprincess profile image98
    prairieprincessposted 6 years ago

    Don't worry! This will soon pass!

  32. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    Can you repeat that please?

  33. Haunty profile image84
    Hauntyposted 6 years ago

    You asked for it.

  34. Haunty profile image84
    Hauntyposted 6 years ago

    Haven't I told you?

  35. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    "It's your fault."

  36. Haunty profile image84
    Hauntyposted 6 years ago

    I'm so glad it didn't happen to me. You made my day! smile

  37. prairieprincess profile image98
    prairieprincessposted 6 years ago

    This happened because you didn't listen to me when ..... when I told you ..... and this has happened before, back in  ....

  38. 2uesday profile image89
    2uesdayposted 6 years ago

    Well you know what you did wrong do n't you?

  39. JustMike profile image45
    JustMikeposted 6 years ago

    the doctor says your going to die.

  40. Onusonus profile image86
    Onusonusposted 6 years ago

    Don't worry dude, it'll grow back.

  41. evvy_09 profile image87
    evvy_09posted 6 years ago

    1. My water just broke.
    2. It just gets more funny the more we drink!

  42. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    It's always about you isn't it!

  43. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    look at what you did.  or, did i do that?

  44. jorjaclare profile image76
    jorjaclareposted 6 years ago

    I know exactly how you feel!

  45. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    sucks to be you buddy!

  46. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    can i borrow 20 bucks?

  47. annmackiemiller profile image86
    annmackiemillerposted 6 years ago

    awww

  48. Dale Nelson profile image26
    Dale Nelsonposted 6 years ago

    Are you a donor?

  49. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Are you sure that's what happened?  Let's go over it again, just in case you missed some finer points.

  50. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ....that's sorta exactly what happened to someone someone else knows...can't remember all the details...but...it did happen...can't remember what they did to turn it around either....just kno it happened....you're not alone....

    ...call me if you need anything....

    ...time heals btw....

    ...i'll say a prayer for you.....

 
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