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Ask seriously. Answer funny.

  1. Don Ship profile image82
    Don Shipposted 6 years ago

    Ok, so this is a funny game. One of you asks a serious question, and the other must give him a silly/dumb/funny answer. Then the one who answered a question, repeats. Example: Q. Q: What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. So yeah, here is my question, and you must answer it...

    Q. Why do we wear clothes? tongue

    1. qwark profile image60
      qwarkposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Serious question.
      Is there "Sex" after reincarnation?

      Funny answer:
      "A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
      Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
      After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
      True to his word, he made the first contact:
      " Marion ... Marion "
        "Is that you, Bob?"
      "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
      "That's wonderful!   What's it like?"
      "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
      I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
      Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
      Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

      "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
      "No............I'm a rabbit in Surrey"

      Qwark   smile:

  2. Rafini profile image84
    Rafiniposted 6 years ago

    To keep the sun from shining you know where.


    Who invented plastic?

  3. Pensive Pages profile image87
    Pensive Pagesposted 6 years ago

    I'm betting it was a parent concerned by their child playing with cement action figures...


    Where do babies come from?

    1. Christy Goff profile image59
      Christy Goffposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Men not getting their own way.

      1. Christy Goff profile image59
        Christy Goffposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Who invented marriage?

        1. ComposerGoneWild profile image80
          ComposerGoneWildposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Man's imagination invented marriage.

          ....

          ....

          Who were the first people to get married?

  4. ComposerGoneWild profile image80
    ComposerGoneWildposted 6 years ago

    What should I eat in the middle of the night that will not make me a complete fatty?

  5. nflagator profile image61
    nflagatorposted 6 years ago

    Eat imaginary marshmellows, (or a real celery stalk).

    If you knew the world would end 6 months from now, what would you do first?

    1. Christy Goff profile image59
      Christy Goffposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Wash my hair. 


      Would you take care of your parents in their later year?

      1. QudsiaP1 profile image61
        QudsiaP1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes, only this time, I would be the parent. tongue

        1. QudsiaP1 profile image61
          QudsiaP1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          How can we improve the infant mortality rate?

          1. Christy Goff profile image59
            Christy Goffposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Wow, thats a hard one not to answer seriously,  More check ups for mom, better insurance's.  Make going to the doctor more affordable. 


            What is the craziest thing you ever did?

            1. ComposerGoneWild profile image80
              ComposerGoneWildposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Go to Hooter's and a Gay Club in the same night.  lol!  I experience both sides of the extremes:  Extremely manly and extremely gay.  lol



              Why is there a restaurant like Hooter's for men, but not one for women with shirtless muscular man-waiters?

              1. Christy Goff profile image59
                Christy Goffposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Because its easier to drag a woman into Hooter's than a man into Muscle Club.


                What is your favorite ice cream?

                1. brandonhart100 profile image81
                  brandonhart100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  The kind that's dethawed.

                  Why do women rule the Earth?

                  1. pe555 profile image82
                    pe555posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Because men allow them to.




                    Why are women such good listeners?

                  2. Terri Meredith profile image91
                    Terri Meredithposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    because we like to garden.


                    Why do men think they should be in charge?

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                    Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Wait till they get  their hands on Mars!

                    What's the worst disease on our planet?

  6. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    Why do frogs jump?

  7. Laura du Toit profile image92
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    Because they enjoy playing leap frog.

    Why do people eat meat?

    1. frogdropping profile image86
      frogdroppingposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      When did you last eat grass? That's why.

      What is the gravy train?

  8. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    The line that follows the chuck wagon

    Why are we so bored that we participate in these forums?

    1. frogdropping profile image86
      frogdroppingposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because you guys aren't working hard enough. Unlike me. Mush.

      Why are sunflowers yellow?

  9. Laura du Toit profile image92
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    We like to entertain our fellow hubbers and are scared of being banned if we don't.

    Who is afraid of Virgina Wolf?

    1. Druid Dude profile image62
      Druid Dudeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Not Dog the Bounty Hunter! (Woolf)


      To whom was Jesus praying in the Garden of Gethsemane?

      1. frogdropping profile image86
        frogdroppingposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oprah. She always helps the hopeful.

        Why are teddy bears always cute?

        1. Druid Dude profile image62
          Druid Dudeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          "Cause we see them from the ouside. Seeing them from the inside...not so much.


          Why are we here?

  10. Laura du Toit profile image92
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    Because everywhere else is taken.


    Why do pigs smell?

    1. frogdropping profile image86
      frogdroppingposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because they spend far too much time frequenting the local rest-rooms and not washing up afore they leave.

      Where did writing come from?

      1. Druid Dude profile image62
        Druid Dudeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Laryngitis.


        Who's in charge here?

        1. couturepopcafe profile image60
          couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          BillyBobDudeBeau.

          What is base metal?

          1. Castlepaloma profile image24
            Castlepalomaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            A short speech on SEX. ggnnmmm- It gives me great pleasure







            Thank you

            1. viryabo profile image87
              viryaboposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Thanking me won't get you anywhere 'cos you're just sucking up to me.

              So how pleasurable is this pleasure? Does it tickle?

  11. ComposerGoneWild profile image80
    ComposerGoneWildposted 6 years ago

    Why are we all wasting time on the forum?  lol!

  12. Laura du Toit profile image92
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    Because we all only have 60 minutes to live and the forums are our only chance of becoming legends.


    What happens to your brain when you sleep?

    1. Edlira profile image76
      Edliraposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ocassionally it snores...lol

      Why do people resist change?

      1. viryabo profile image87
        viryaboposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Because they're so ramrod stiff.

        Why do you ask?

  13. camlo profile image84
    camloposted 6 years ago

    Because they don't like to wear clean underwear.

    Why does coffee keep people awake?

  14. Laura du Toit profile image92
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    So that they don't have to wake up to smell the coffee.

    Why do people hate waiting in line?

  15. camlo profile image84
    camloposted 6 years ago

    Because they'd rather wait in triangles.

    What causes fog?

  16. Laura du Toit profile image92
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    Heavy breathing up in heaven.


    Why is a dog man's best friend?

    1. frogdropping profile image86
      frogdroppingposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because dogs don't run up credit card bills on handbags.

      Why is coffee best drunk hot?

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        Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Because when it is cold it's a dog piss!
        Why my cat cries at night?

        1. Me, Steve Walters profile image77
          Me, Steve Waltersposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          He cries during the day...its just not as quiet...so you don't hear him.

          Who invented the television?

  17. Laura du Toit profile image92
    Laura du Toitposted 6 years ago

    Somebody who does not particularly like talking or using contracption.


    Why can't you keep your eyes open when you sneeze?

  18. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 6 years ago

    Because your head would turn inside-out.


    Why don't we have flying cars yet?

  19. Me, Steve Walters profile image77
    Me, Steve Waltersposted 6 years ago

    Because the project was grounded lol

    Is Elvis Really Dead?

  20. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 6 years ago

    No, he actually writes on HubPages under the pen-name "shynsly"

    Why are kids so addicted to "dora the explorer"?

    1. Me, Steve Walters profile image77
      Me, Steve Waltersposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      They are the left-over ones that were hooked on the hard stuff: "Where's Waldo?"

      Who Shot J.R.?

      1. Edlira profile image76
        Edliraposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It was R.J.

        Why do people procrastinate?

        1. dosters profile image87
          dostersposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I would answer that, but.... I...uhhh..... need to go do something else.

          What is so special about Hot Cheetos?

          1. couturepopcafe profile image60
            couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            They don't need a fur coat.

            What is a bamboo uriki?

            1. shynsly profile image58
              shynslyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              It's a tropical themed enema.

              How many light years away is the pegasus galaxy?

              1. couturepopcafe profile image60
                couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Almost as far as the galaxy Pegasus.

                Which is taller, an Aborigini or a Nairobi?

  21. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 6 years ago

    The Aborigini, by at least 11 feet (on average).

    How much effort do you normally put into making dinner?

    1. couturepopcafe profile image60
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      No effort, just salt.

      Where in the world is Silver Link Hollow?

      1. readytoescape profile image60
        readytoescapeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Right next to the 19th hole.

        IS there really beer in heaven?

        1. shynsly profile image58
          shynslyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Sadly, no... but they do have viagra! wink

          How do I know if I watch too much TV?

  22. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    You have a biometrically powered remote control

    Okay then, if you go to heaven do you have to sleep with your wife?

    1. shynsly profile image58
      shynslyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ... only if she's in the room.

      Will there ever be world peace?

  23. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    When all the wives are in heaven

    Can we please have beer now?

  24. manlypoetryman profile image72
    manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago

    It's five o'clock somewhere...go ahead!

    Is chivalry really dead?

  25. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    Only in heaven if all the wives show up.


    How many end up in hell?

  26. manlypoetryman profile image72
    manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago

    All the ones that did'nt make it to Heaven.

    What was the Question anyways?

    1. shynsly profile image58
      shynslyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ehh... don't worry about it now, probably would have just gotten a silly answer, anyways... seems to be all I get on this thread :p


      What really caused the dinosaurs to go extinct?

  27. manlypoetryman profile image72
    manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago

    Going out into the cold with out their ear muffs on.

    How did the Mare get out of the Barn?

    1. shynsly profile image58
      shynslyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Negligence on the part of the traveling salesman who failed to heed the farmer's warning about his daughter.


      What will be the next comic book series to be made into a movie?

      1. shynsly profile image58
        shynslyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        ...the one about that guy with the super powerful B.O.

        Why do we have tonsils?



        (<...bump...>)

        1. Daniel Carter profile image92
          Daniel Carterposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          To give doctors something to make money.


          Why do we have nostrils?

  28. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 5 years ago

    to serve as a relief valve for excess milk.

    Seriously, though, how many ways can you skin a cat?

    1. RDSPhD profile image79
      RDSPhDposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Ask your local "orange chicken"-take away

      Why are cats sleeping all day ?

  29. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 5 years ago

    Because they spend all night plotting world dominance, of course!

    Why are "reality" TV shows so popular?

    1. Trsmd profile image60
      Trsmdposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      There is nothing REAL in it..


      WHY DID OSAMA BIN LADEN HIDING?

      1. shynsly profile image58
        shynslyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        He's not acually "hiding", he just got lost trying to figure out which cave he left his car keys in.


        How does one deal with anti-social disorder?

        1. camlo profile image84
          camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          By creating anti-social order.

          What is the correct way of disposing of a broken television?

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            Home Girlposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Just wait for a crowd gather under your windows and throw damn thing outside!
            Who hates blondes?

            1. camlo profile image84
              camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Women who wear yellow tops.

              How do you apply First Aid to people suffering concussion having had a television dropped on their head?

  30. brimancandy profile image81
    brimancandyposted 5 years ago

    Near the I wacky desert.

    Why do woodchucks chuck wood?

  31. camlo profile image84
    camloposted 5 years ago

    Because they're called Woodchucks.

    How do you remove scratches from CDs?

    1. brimancandy profile image81
      brimancandyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Darn! I thought you were going to say because they want to be in a Geico commercial!

  32. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 5 years ago

    Trap Shooting

    Why do birds have feathers?

  33. brimancandy profile image81
    brimancandyposted 5 years ago

    Very very carefully.

    What happened to the band Hansen?

  34. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 5 years ago

    They were convicted of treason (selling state secrets, I believe).


    How can I remove chocolate stains from the couch?

  35. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 5 years ago

    Tell his wife what he did at the bar last night.


    What is the purpose of a leap year?

    1. Madurai profile image62
      Maduraiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      to add one more day..

      Why do hubbers post here?

  36. brimancandy profile image81
    brimancandyposted 5 years ago

    Someone is starved for attention.

    Why do some people like snow?

  37. shynsly profile image58
    shynslyposted 5 years ago

    Cuz, living in Arizona, it gives them something to tease family back home in Iowa about!

    What's the best way to paint my house?

    1. Joesy Shmoesy profile image60
      Joesy Shmoesyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      With a paint brush.


      Why do little dogs make so much noise?

  38. Edlira profile image76
    Edliraposted 5 years ago

    To bother the big ones!

    What is marriage?

    1. shynsly profile image58
      shynslyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      a word that ryhmes with "carriage".


      Should you really wait an hour after eating to go swimming?

  39. qwark profile image60
    qwarkposted 5 years ago

    Serious Question:

    May I explain life to you?

    Funny answer:

    LIFE

    On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

    The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

    So God saw it was good.


    On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.  For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."


    The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?  That's a pretty long time to perform.  How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

    And God , again saw it was good.


    On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.  For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

    The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.  How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

    And God agreed it was good.


    On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.  For this, I'll give you twenty years."

    But the human said, "Only twenty years?  Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

    "Okay," said God  "You asked for it."

    So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.  For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family..  For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.  And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.  smile:

    Qwark

    1. oxymoron profile image60
      oxymoronposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Haha.. that's awesome!

  40. Dale Nelson profile image28
    Dale Nelsonposted 5 years ago

    That was a great anecdote.

    Ok. So what is the speed of dark ?

    And how deep would the ocean be if it had no sponges ?

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice ?

 
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