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Funny reasons to get arrested

  1. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 6 years ago

    Because I want to feel the hand-cuffs.

    1. cpvr profile image62
      cpvrposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because the cops pissed me off

    2. Brooke Lorren profile image60
      Brooke Lorrenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Getting a DUI for sleeping in your car while drunk.

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    Home Girlposted 6 years ago

    Because I am stupid.

  3. Julie2 profile image61
    Julie2posted 6 years ago

    Peeing in the bushes lol

  4. manlypoetryman profile image76
    manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago

    For not wearing a seat belt while driving my tractor!

  5. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    For giving a 'missed call' to the cops.

  6. dishyum profile image60
    dishyumposted 6 years ago

    For farting in public.

  7. Ultimate Hubber profile image79
    Ultimate Hubberposted 6 years ago

    I wanted to be in prison with dishyum. Now that I am in prison, please someone get me out of here. She is farting in the next cell!

  8. Molly Christie profile image60
    Molly Christieposted 6 years ago

    Telling the police "I pay your salary"

  9. kmackey32 profile image81
    kmackey32posted 6 years ago

    Telling him, No you assume the position.....

  10. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 6 years ago

    For being a honest citizen big_smile

  11. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    Her name was Bambiā€¦

  12. blogdigz profile image61
    blogdigzposted 6 years ago

    For posting in Sandpit forum on HubPages!

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      dtn111posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      For telling some pretty damn bad jokes

  13. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    For writing 3 substandard hubs in a row.

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    Home Girlposted 6 years ago

    For fighting with the police while being drunk! (real story)

  15. Disturbia profile image60
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    There is nothing funny about getting arrested... good grief, I sound like my mother sad

    1. profile image0
      Home Girlposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, it is funny, when people behave like morons and just ask for it .

      1. Disturbia profile image60
        Disturbiaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        My daughter and her friends got arrested for trespassing because they were climbing on rocks above a waterfall in the park where the power station is.  There are signs posted all over the place but of course nobody paid them any mind. The cops could have just sent them on their way with a warning, but instead they arrested a group of 15 year olds for trespassing. 

        She was arrested again for disorderly conduct.  An officer came to the house to question her about some of her friends.  She said some rude things to him, he told her to mind her mouth, she shot a few choice words back and him and he cuffed her right there on our front steps.

        Oh yeah and there was the time when she drove herself to the hospital in her boyfriend's truck from work because she was in labor and got arrested for stealing the vehicle.  We still don't know what she was thinking or why she didn't just call a somebody.

        All really stupid things, you don't trespass on government property, you don't argue with the cops, and you don't drive off in a truck that doesn't belong to you, expecially when you're in labor.

        1. Christy Goff profile image61
          Christy Goffposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yeah, one of our cops just got fired because of sleeping with a minor, but no one pressed charges to make him file as a pedifile.  Not fair in my book.  But hey, its going to be my first article in the paper.

  16. ImChemist profile image60
    ImChemistposted 6 years ago

    Because my boss is sexy women!

  17. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    For being a friendly neighbour.

  18. L a d y f a c e profile image81
    L a d y f a c eposted 6 years ago

    For getting picked up by your boyfriend outside your friend's place on the sidewalk at 2 am, and being accused of being a prostitute.

    1. ejashia profile image61
      ejashiaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lmfao!  Thats too funny~! I am so sorry that happened to you......had to explain that to my inlaws- they confirmed our say in the matter!

      1. L a d y f a c e profile image81
        L a d y f a c eposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Lol It was so embarrassing! I wasn't even dressed like a prostitute! I even had work files in a bag I was carrying that they made me leave in the car !! They don't listen to you about anything much when you're being arrested for prostitution. Lol

        lol (now)

  19. L a d y f a c e profile image81
    L a d y f a c eposted 6 years ago

    For asking the officer if he'd like to go on a date. Try to convince him by saying you're willing to go to a donut shop.

  20. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    For chewing a gum while being reprimanded..

  21. theseus profile image68
    theseusposted 6 years ago

    For getting caught stealing from MY OWN pocket..hahaha. smile

  22. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    For farting on the elevator lol

  23. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    For failing in the exams.

  24. thirdmillenium profile image61
    thirdmilleniumposted 6 years ago

    i  pinched the policeman's you-know-what

  25. webismine profile image60
    webismineposted 6 years ago

    As I asked the cop the way to go to jail.

  26. blogdigz profile image61
    blogdigzposted 6 years ago

    For peeing while in the swim pool..!

  27. newmember profile image60
    newmemberposted 6 years ago

    to run away from debt collector?

  28. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 6 years ago

    For asking the traffic police what's the time!

  29. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    for tearing up the paper hearts design for valentine

  30. sligobay profile image71
    sligobayposted 6 years ago

    for overdue parking tickets that I didn't know about because I lent my car to a friend- nice friend

  31. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    for not knowing about the rules of parking tickets

  32. sligobay profile image71
    sligobayposted 6 years ago

    For asking if I could try shooting his gun.

  33. Julie2 profile image61
    Julie2posted 6 years ago

    My boobies were out!

  34. theseus profile image68
    theseusposted 6 years ago

    For picking a flower for myself on Valentine's..lol

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Flashing
    http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww133/jimbocyberdoc/fruitflasher.jpg

  36. Julie2 profile image61
    Julie2posted 6 years ago

    Changing my clothes in the car

    1. blogdigz profile image61
      blogdigzposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      For peeping in while you were doing so!

 
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