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It's so cold that. . . .

  1. miss_jkim profile image80
    miss_jkimposted 6 years ago

    Let's see how many posts we can get to this. Funny posts, serious posts, we may as well look on the bright side of this arctic winter with all the snow and below freezing temperatures.

    Here is my post to start things off:

    It's so cold that. . .

    My Cockatiel told me that a bird in the hand was the only bird I was going to see. The rest of the birds had flown so far south, they flew over the Mexican border and were now considered illegal.

  2. paradigmsearch profile image86
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    It's so cold that Al Gore ripped up his latest speech.

    1. miss_jkim profile image80
      miss_jkimposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That's a good one. But of course this "Global Warming" is responsible for all this cold weather and abundance of snow! ;o)

  3. paradigmsearch profile image86
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    It’s so cold that people are using groundhogs as bed warmers.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    It's so cold when I went outside my nipples shattered!

    1. miss_jkim profile image80
      miss_jkimposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Now that is cold!! Ouch!

  5. paradigmsearch profile image86
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    It’s so cold that Bernanke bought a hat.

    1. miss_jkim profile image80
      miss_jkimposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      But not just any hat, a Pittsburg Steelers toboggan!

  6. miss_jkim profile image80
    miss_jkimposted 6 years ago

    It's so cold that. . . I read where a lady in Chicago, spent an hour sweeping the snow off her car, and clearing the windshield, just to realize, that it was actually a snow fort the kids had built.

 
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