jump to last post 1-6 of 6 discussions (10 posts)

An 8-year old on crack!

  1. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    My 8-year old grandson was reading a book the other night. He stopped reading, closed the book, and the following conversation ensued:

    Jonathan (looking intently into the eyes of his mom, Melissa) - Mom, I'm on crack.

    Melissa - What?? What did you say??

    Jonathan - I said that I'm on crack.

    Melissa - What do you mean, you're on crack??

    Jonathan - I left off on the word "crack" in my story. I want you to help me remember.


    Evidently, it runs in the family. Jonathan's younger brother, Tristan (5 years old), also shocked his mom the other day. You know those Jib-Jab emails you get around Christmas? The ones where you add pics of your friends or family onto the bodies of dancing elves? Melissa made one with their entire family, and the boys loved it. It's called "Elf Yourself." Anyway, Tristan was bored, and he suddenly remembered the video. He kept saying, "Mom, I wanna F myself up!"

    BTW, the two miscreants are now in my avatar pic.

  2. KCC Big Country profile image83
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    Those are too cute.  I hope you guys are writing them down somewhere to share with them when they are older.

    1. habee profile image91
      habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks, KCC. I'm thinking of putting them together in a hub!

  3. Bronson_Hub profile image60
    Bronson_Hubposted 6 years ago

    Think they're related to these kids?
    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4600242_f248.jpg

    1. habee profile image91
      habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Could be, Bronson!

  4. profile image0
    Nelle Hoxieposted 6 years ago

    Thank you for bringing a smile to my face. Your grandchildren are priceless. Please share more stores as then occur. I love reading them.

    1. habee profile image91
      habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Awww...thanks, Nelle!

  5. vicki simms profile image69
    vicki simmsposted 6 years ago

    My little girl rosie, she is 5, a while ago she started to tell me that her toe was hurting, I asked her which toe and she replied "My thumb toe mummy", she was referring to her big toe, I thought this was the funniest thing at the time!! big_smile

    Kids say the cutest and funniest things.

    1. habee profile image91
      habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Too cute, and it makes perfect sense!

  6. getitrite profile image82
    getitriteposted 6 years ago

    Please get this kid some help, because crack kills! lol lol

 
working