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The joke's on me!

  1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago

    This evil jackalope thing started as a gag, but I'm approaching 1000 views on only 4 hubs! Thanks guys!

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      SirDentposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Would BT like a butter tart?  cool

      1. rmr profile image87
        rmrposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        He's drooling too much to reply. If you give him one, he becomes your responsibility!

    2. Bob Ewing profile image56
      Bob Ewingposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      It is all part of a greater plan. smile

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        So should I be afraid? Does this plan involve a snare?

        1. Bob Ewing profile image56
          Bob Ewingposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          be afraid be very afraid, no snares, well, but possibly butter tarts, but then again.

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        RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Bob, you changed your picture!  You look so out-doorsy!  So rugged!  So Master of Your Domain!

  2. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    And gravy, I'm afraid, per a request from sixtyorso.

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Et tu, Patty? If you try this, you will have made a powerful enemy, this day.

  3. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    You and what army - the truckload of mini-lopes?

  4. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    Oh, wait! I'll have to read all their resumes now for the amusement park & sanctuary. Me and my big mouth.

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I thought you'd see it my way. I was... hey, what's that smell?  rmr's giving me a funny look, and lighting the barbecue! I have to go, but this is FAR from over!

  5. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    and the story continues... of course I put it on Digg and a few others.

    Hub Pages even as a "jackalopes" tag fan club. Such an honor to evil bloomers...

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      You have honored the evil one!

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    Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago

    I heard about an infestation here at HubPages. I can see now that it is a pretty bad situation. Don't ya'll be worrying too much. I'm on the job now.

    1. topstuff profile image60
      topstuffposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Hunting..?

    2. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Ok, hunter. I've joined your fanclub, now let's see what you've got!

    3. Dottie1 profile image80
      Dottie1posted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Oh No, RUN EVILPANTS RUN !!!!

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Not in this lifetime!  All I've seen so far, is a picture of a gun. Not too convincing, at this point.

        1. Dottie1 profile image80
          Dottie1posted 8 years ago in reply to this

          I admire your bravery.  BTW has anyone ever told you that u r very cute?

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            Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Don't let his cuteness fool you. It happened to me once when I was 7 years old. I still have scars from that encounter. It's also the reason why I hunt Jackalopes. They are pure evil and nothing is good about them, except when they're in the stew pot.

          2. Shirley Anderson profile image84
            Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Dottie, are you flirting with B.T.?

            1. Dottie1 profile image80
              Dottie1posted 8 years ago in reply to this

              It was my maternal instinct that saw the cuteness in the devil.  I must be more careful!

          3. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
            B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            Thanks, Dottie. I get a lot of that, but it's always nice to hear!

      2. Marian Swift profile image59
        Marian Swiftposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Mmmmm ... my money's on the jackalope.

        1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
          B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Always bet on jack!

    4. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
      Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      WHAT!?! A vigilante? I have too many irons in the fire as it is to keep track of all this. I must meditate now ...

      YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

      O, sorry! - thinking about gravy.

      1. Tater2tot profile image60
        Tater2totposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I'm guessing you kind of like gravy? LOL. I'll make the mashed potatoes, you make the gravy, and Mighty Hunter will make the B.T. Evilpants stew. We'll have a party.

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    Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago

    I have three fans already. It seems someone wants rid of the Jackalope. lol

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    Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago

    I must go now and do some planning. Watch out for that evil one named B.T Evilpants.

  9. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    Evilpants Stew is likely to be caustic and explosive and Mighty Hunter will have to shoot the concoction again in the pot. Although..... BT has a secret underground bunker (as in Pineapple Express) in which he wears chef's clothing and prepares many fine dishes. I have provided several recipes in Hubs, actually. However, the jackalope will likely publish a cookbook in which I will receive no credit.

    1. Tater2tot profile image60
      Tater2totposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Oh he truly is evil. But if he can cook really well maybe we should invite him to the BBQ/party instead of Might Hunter. I do not want caustic and explosive stew.

      1. spryte profile image89
        spryteposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Whatever you do...do not invite marisue's husband...

        http://hubpages.com/hub/Top-10-Really-E … o-Pass-Gas

        1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
          B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          He can't make it, anyway. He's coming to my house ( in New Mexico, I swear it's true) for the big Gas Passers' tournament. It's an annual event, held shortly after the broccoli eating contest!

          1. rmr profile image87
            rmrposted 8 years ago in reply to this

            In view of this contest thing, I'm glad he moved to New Mexico! I already have a gassy cat. I do not need additional environmental pollutants!

  10. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    Inviting BT will likely result in Mighty Hunter Stew.....

    1. Tater2tot profile image60
      Tater2totposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      You making this difficult Patty. I just want a BBQ with some good food!!!

  11. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    Well, I can give you the recipes...hahahaha

    1. Tater2tot profile image60
      Tater2totposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      but I'm already making tha mashed potatoes. It is very hard to make good mashed potatoes. I have the peeling down to a fine art. roll

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        RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Good mashed potatoes are, indeed, very "a-peeling"!   Wahahaha!!  Just couldn't resist!  Haven't told a joke for almost 12 hours now and I just needed the "fix".

  12. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    I'm not very good at peeling potatoes - I wonder if Alton Brown does a peeling demonstration. At least he would be funny while doing it.

    1. Tater2tot profile image60
      Tater2totposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Alton Brown?

  13. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago
  14. ProCW profile image81
    ProCWposted 8 years ago

    Goodness!!

    You're making me hungry!! smile

    ProCW

  15. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    Indeed. I must go cook something soon.

    1. ProCW profile image81
      ProCWposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Feel free to bring a deeeelish dish to SC... smile

      1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
        Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Well! - One of my favorite places, SC!

        1. ProCW profile image81
          ProCWposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Just an hour outside of Charleston........ smile hehe

  16. Marian Swift profile image59
    Marian Swiftposted 8 years ago

    Just Googled up this yummy-looking recipe for Hunter Stew.

    If you're fresh out of hunter, I imagine the recipe could be adapted, er, accordingly.

    1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
      Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmmm - is that boned staek or BONEHEAD steak? lol

      1. Marian Swift profile image59
        Marian Swiftposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Most likely a typo in the recipe.  wink

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    Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago

    The jackalope must have left. It has been too long since he was last seen here. Oh well, time for a nap.

  18. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    I see by your new icon of big guns, that you really mean business. The game is afoot!

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      Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Jackalopes are very resilient. It takes a lot to bring them down.

  19. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    B.T. You know you can always come and hide out over here in Canada... I could be persuaded to make a batch of my now world famous buttertarts. That guy with the scarry gun won't know you're here. He'll not read this post, I'm sure. 
    Question by-the-way what does B.T. stand for? Butter Tarts???? zs

  20. Cailin Gallagher profile image83
    Cailin Gallagherposted 8 years ago

    Senator, I served with Jackalope: I knew Jackalope; Jackalope was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jackalope.

    1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
      Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      smile

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    Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago

    I do know how to read. BT you may as well give up!!!

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    SirDentposted 8 years ago

    Looks like BT has met his match.

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    Damn, I just wrote the best plea for sparing BT's life, I had myself almost believing it when the darn computer glitched and it's all gone!!

    Sorry, BT, to late to do it over.  I might feel like doing it again tomorrow.  Boy, it was almost Oscar worthy, too!  It even had a new joke it it!!  smile

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    Shhhh--(looks around to see who might be listening),

    What if this thread gets huge again like the winner one did?  Suppose the powers that be would shut it down again?

    Keep it quite!!!  smile

    1. Shirley Anderson profile image84
      Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      What?  Speak up, Ruthie.  Sounded like you mentioned a certain, hugely popular thread that was running in this forum awhile back.

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    Who me?  Wasn't me.  Must have been some other Queenly Kitty!

    (Looks over shoulder to see if anyone's around.) 

    You know who may be watching!

    1. Shirley Anderson profile image84
      Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      We can take 'em for a few thousand posts before they catch on.  Ssh!

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    You go girl!!  I'm with you all the way!!

    Let the good times roll yet again!! 

    Yahoooooo!!!  Here we go again!!!  smile

  27. Shirley Anderson profile image84
    Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago

    We need to get the rest of the gang together.

  28. SweetiePie profile image84
    SweetiePieposted 8 years ago

    This thread seems funny.  Well I be penalized for not telling a joke LOL.

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    No way, Sweetie!  Tell one if you want, but that's usually my territory!

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    Wonder how many times we could start up a new thread (you know this will get shut down at some point again) before we get our knuckles smacked?

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    Going to bed now--see you all tomorrow. 

    Going to rest up my fingers so they're fresh for tomorrow.

    Night, all!

  32. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago

    Apparently the hunter is a late sleeper. He'll never catch a Jackalope like that!

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      Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Hunters are stealthy creatures. You should look behind you.

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I'm not afraid. I never sit with my back to the door! I have also published the truth about your childhood encounter. You cannot win, old friend.

  33. sixtyorso profile image72
    sixtyorsoposted 8 years ago

    Sorry I got to this one late. I work while you guys sleep and vice versa (except for Marisue who never sleeps). I don't like Mighty Hunters big gun, as all you gonna get out of that is Jackalope puree. Useless to man or beast. I am all for cultivated controlled Jackalope farming. Remember I need  good corpses (the acting kind is also OK). I need good antlers and great skins for my Jackalope lamps and laser swords and a Jackalope with damaged antlers is useless. I am on the fence in this war. Mighty Hunter needs to go back to BB guns! After all a fair fight is no disgrace.
    Besides the carcasses also need to be marketable otherwise Patty will never sell her gravy.
    Perhaps we should mov these comments to the appropriate hubs and thus avoid being squished?

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Not to worry, sixty. So far, he is only succeeding in raising my traffic. Which, in turn, is raising my adsense earnings, which I shall use to fund this war. He will become his own worst enemy!

      1. SweetiePie profile image84
        SweetiePieposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Keep fighting the good fight B.T!

  34. torino70 profile image59
    torino70posted 8 years ago

    Is Mighty Hunters gun big enough????

    1. Shirley Anderson profile image84
      Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Wait'll he brings out the tank.

  35. torino70 profile image59
    torino70posted 8 years ago

    Hes got a tank too? These furry little critters are in trouble.

    1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
      Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Jackalopes chew through tanks like they were rice paper...

  36. torino70 profile image59
    torino70posted 8 years ago

    I think Mighty Hunter can handle it. we all gonna have jackalope stew?

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    Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago

    I see that B.T. Has gained  a little support. I also see that many are tired of his antics and evil ways. Never fear, Mighty Hunter is here!

  38. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago

    It would seem that my sausage recipe has scared off the not so mighty hunter! Maybe his mommy took him to the mall to buy some shin pads!

  39. Stacie Naczelnik profile image88
    Stacie Naczelnikposted 8 years ago

    I'm not a sausage eater, but that recipe sure is a keeper.

  40. Cailin Gallagher profile image83
    Cailin Gallagherposted 8 years ago

    Hi all! 

    Have you guys tried this new, hot, gas-smell-reliever.  It's available at your local market, totally cheap, and somewhat flammable...watch the kiddies....adults only XXXXXX  ..*warning finger shaking*.  Grab yourself a box of matches and strike at will after each gas-passing.  *smiles with self-satisfaction*.  Don't mention it.  hehe

  41. Cailin Gallagher profile image83
    Cailin Gallagherposted 8 years ago

    Also works for starting lovely campfires for your Jackalope Stew...mmmmm.  I just need a thigh for my famous stew.  The rest I would freeze for this long, cold winter ahead.  This could get me through some tough times this winter.  How is the hunting Mighty Hunter?

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      Mighty Hunterposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      The hunting is very good. I am just biding my time. BT knows his days are numbered.

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Yes, but according to my calendar, the numbers seem to get higher each day!

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    Sigh--Just love all you guys!  You really brighten up my day!  Just love ya!!

    Had Margaritas for birthday celebration tonight--I think they may be catching up with me!! 

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE----whoops, fell outta my chair laughing so hard.  See ya tomorrow!!

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      SirDentposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      Let me help you up off the floor. Is that better? You guys whould be ashamed of yourselves causing her to fall like that. mad

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago in reply to this

        Apologies. It was kinda funny, tho. C'mon, you were thinkin' it too, admit it! Belated birthday wishes, Ruthie! You must be getting close to 25 by now, eh?

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          RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago in reply to this

          Oh, bless you, you cute little bunny-like thing!  Unfortunately, 25 has come and gone already!  A long time ago, in fact.  Just refuse to grow old in mind and spirit!

          No, the birthday celeb was for my hubby and my brother-in-law (his brother).  Their birthday is on the same day, but they were born 7 years apart. 

          Jeeze--that almost sounds like they were twins and one was VERY late arriving!  You know what I mean!

          And many thanks for helping me back into my chair.  Much appreciated!!  Hard to reach the keyboard from the floor!  lol  smile

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    Where is everyone today?  I hate being here all by myself.  This place is soooo big and I'm soooo little.  You can hear an echo here, it's so empty!

    HEELLLLOOOOOO!

    hellooooooooo!

    oooooo!

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    OK--Now where in the heck have you all gone to!!  Someone has to be around here.

    Don't tell me that you, BT, have run for the hills because of Mighty Hunter!! 

    I know for certain that BT has more courage in the tip of one of his jackalope horns than----.  Well, can't think of how much courage he has, but it's a lot!!

    Oh, well, maybe someone will want to come out to play tomorrow!!  smile

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    OK--I get it now.  You all started this thread and once I got sucked in, everyone jumped ship.

    OK--I'll just set here and talk to myself.  Maybe have a Margarita or 2 to help pass the time.

    LA DA DEE DA, twiddling thumbs now, LA DA DEE DA, HUM HUM DE HUM.

    OK, guess this isn't going anywhere.  It's to bad that I even find I can't think of anything to talk to myself about.

    Signing off now--will check back later to see if I'm the only one left in the building.

    LONELY RUTHIE  sad

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      SirDentposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I'm still here Ruthie.

  46. Marian Swift profile image59
    Marian Swiftposted 8 years ago

    Awwwww ...

    I believe the Adorable Evil One is just a wee bit distracted right now, what with running for President and competing in a nasty mud-pit wrestling tournament, on top of being stalked by that wascawwy Mighty Hunter.

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    RUTHIE17posted 8 years ago

    SirDent--

    I keep trying and trying to get on the Chat Room but something just won't click with it, my server or my computer.  I miss talking to everyone!

    Have you come up with anything else?  I read that others were having trouble getting in too.

  48. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago

    I haven't seen the Hunter, lately. Apparently his ridiculously oversized gun wasn't big enough to get the job done. I think I hear him crying.

 
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