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Hub hopping fun

  1. Uninvited Writer profile image84
    Uninvited Writerposted 5 years ago

    I had to share this gem I found on a Hub about a female model:

    "Her beard is amber and her eyes are Hazel."

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      Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I haven't dyed my beard in ages.  Didn't know they made beard dye in amber.  Good to know!

      HAHAHAHAHA

      1. camlo profile image83
        camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Don't forget your ears.

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          Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          And the nose hairs...those are important too.  We often forget them, us bearded girls.

          1. camlo profile image83
            camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Your own? A lot of girls have trouble growing those to a reasonable length, so they go for extensions.

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              Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Nah, I went with extensions.  I prefer that manufactured look.  wink

  2. CASE1WORKER profile image84
    CASE1WORKERposted 5 years ago

    sounds a real girly girl

  3. camlo profile image83
    camloposted 5 years ago

    Yeah, girls are doing that everywhere at the moment - dying their beards amber.

    1. CMHypno profile image89
      CMHypnoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Any fossilised prehistoric insects in those amber beards?

      1. camlo profile image83
        camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Who knows? But that's better than those living insects that crawl around in some girls' beards.

        1. CMHypno profile image89
          CMHypnoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Have to wonder about your taste in girls camlo! LOL smile

  4. kirstenblog profile image79
    kirstenblogposted 5 years ago

    Well what color is your beard then?

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Me? I'm not a girl, so I don't have a beard. What about you?

      1. kirstenblog profile image79
        kirstenblogposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I ment CW, the color of her beard wink

        bad joke, I know lol

  5. Karanda profile image86
    Karandaposted 5 years ago

    Mine is grey, of course. Just another sign of the middle aged, round belly, wrinkled skin, more hair in the ears than on the eyebrows and the grey beard fluffing up nicely on the chin.

    1. camlo profile image83
      camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Haven't you tried dyeing it amber? You could do your ears to match - something a lot of girls forget to do.

    2. Uninvited Writer profile image84
      Uninvited Writerposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I hear you sister smile

    3. CMHypno profile image89
      CMHypnoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      But are you looking after the health of your heart Karanda? If not you might benefit from this little gem that I flagged this morning!

      'Heart is a muscular ticker that is segregated into two sides. The rightish broadside of your heart pumps murder to your lungs to get element'

      Do we need to hid all the knives?

      1. Karanda profile image86
        Karandaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Scary stuff! So, a spun article that would have read, somewhere way back when, the right side of your heart pumps blood to your lungs to get air.

        I'm so glad there are so many conscientious hubbers out there flagging this nonsense.

        1. CMHypno profile image89
          CMHypnoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I hope that no school kid has copied this hub for their biology homework! LOL

          On one level it is amusing, but when people are 'writing' (or spinning) on serious subjects like human anatomy and medicine, it could be potentially dangerous

          1. Karanda profile image86
            Karandaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            For sure.

  6. Mark Ewbie profile image84
    Mark Ewbieposted 5 years ago

    I believe at least two of my hubs have been spun, and ended up making slightly more sense. I'm suing.

  7. Uninvited Writer profile image84
    Uninvited Writerposted 5 years ago

    Check out this one too, about Lady Gaga:

    THE PRECOCIOUS lamb WOULD gambol AROUND THE fare AT intuition supreme WEST slant RESTAURANTS USING THE BREADSTICKS considering A doyen. AND, schoolgirl WOULD INNOCENTLY welcome A massed BABYSITTER effect nil BUT HER BIRTHDAY SUIT.

  8. rebekahELLE profile image90
    rebekahELLEposted 5 years ago

    That's amazing, but I believe it. Have you ever checked craig's list for writer jobs? no experience necessary, start writing today, "I made $10,000 in a month.  Sign here and pay $100. to learn how to begin making money today."

    I saw an ad earlier today about writing 400 word articles for $3.00/hr. It said, we are more interested with quaity, not quality. Those kind of articles end up here! yikes:

    You can't blame Google for trying to put a stop to this cr#@.
    I hope HP figures out some kind of filter to block it before it's published online. I've seen quite a lot of spam today. hmm

  9. Laura du Toit profile image91
    Laura du Toitposted 5 years ago

    I agree with you Rebekah - although a lot of these hubs are good for a laugh they don't do much for HP's image and unfortunately the hubbers who write good quality hubs are being penalised because of this.

    All we can do is to help flag these hubs but it is an ongoing process and they seem to multiply - it feels as though they are getting published faster than we can flag! smile

 
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