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I'm Smarter Than One Above Me Because...

  1. tritrain profile image79
    tritrainposted 5 years ago

    For this game, think of a witty (or not witty) reason why you are smarter than the person's post above yours'.

    Be family friendly.


    Ok.  Take your best shot at me!

    1. Aficionada profile image94
      Aficionadaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      This is too cute and clever to ignore - I'll bite!

      I'm Smarter Than tritrain, because I have a lot of vowels in my HP username. big_smile

  2. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 5 years ago

    I am smarter than Aficionada because I am aware that I am not really smart. tongue

  3. philipandrews188 profile image60
    philipandrews188posted 5 years ago

    I am smarter than Extinct Soul because I could follow her.

  4. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

    I am smarter than philipandrews because I unpacked already smile

  5. KCC Big Country profile image85
    KCC Big Countryposted 5 years ago

    I'm smarter than Eaglekiwi because I can center my avatar.  smile

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol oh youuu lol made me laugh for real!

      1. KCC Big Country profile image85
        KCC Big Countryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        LOL....it's all I could come up with.... smile

  6. emievil profile image83
    emievilposted 5 years ago

    I'm smarter than KCC because well....KCC's a monkey! big_smile

  7. classicalgeek profile image88
    classicalgeekposted 5 years ago

    I'm Smarter than emievil because today is Opposite Day.

    1. lyndre profile image81
      lyndreposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I am smarter than Classicalgeek.

      Because Emievil is not the one above.

  8. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 5 years ago

    I am smarter then lyndre because my face is not on my foot! yikes

    1. pisean282311 profile image58
      pisean282311posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I am smarter than kirstenblog because I am smart enough to follow her smartness on hub....

      1. BRIAN SLATER profile image85
        BRIAN SLATERposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I am smarter than pisean282311 because I can remember my phone number.

    2. Froggy213 profile image34
      Froggy213posted 5 years ago

      Im smarter than Slater because I don't wear a stocking cap under a bunch of sunlamps

      1. lyndre profile image81
        lyndreposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I am smarter than froggy, because he doesn,t have a crash helmet.

    3. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 5 years ago

      Please refer to my previous post wink

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
        Stevennix2001posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        i'm smarter than kirsten because my avatar is cooler than hers.  big_smile

    4. Pearldiver profile image88
      Pearldiverposted 5 years ago

      I'm Smarter than the whole lot of you because I have the domain Smarterarse dot Com big_smile

      It just fitted... if you know what I mean big_smile

    5. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

      Im smarter than Stevennix because I have a bird in my avatar.

    6. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

      Oh cool I get to post twice..lol sorry

      Im cooler than PD cuz I eat shellfish raw lol

      1. Pearldiver profile image88
        Pearldiverposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Sheeshhhh Don't Huff All Over Me Paua Breath!  yikes


        Did You Get my E-Mail? hmm

        1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
          Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Flattery will get you everywhere lol

          Next poster ignore me -

          Pearldiver is next.

        2. pisean282311 profile image58
          pisean282311posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I am smarter than pearl diver because i get pearls without diving tongue

        3. Eaglekiwi profile image75
          Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Yep I did!! smile answered.

          They didnt have speedos in the colour you wanted though,will lime green be ok ?

          Lowriderrrrr...

          1. pisean282311 profile image58
            pisean282311posted 5 years ago in reply to this

            now i am smart enough to not have chat other than topic out here lol

    7. kirstenblog profile image77
      kirstenblogposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter then pisean282311 because I have been on HP longer. (reaching here)

    8. Aficionada profile image94
      Aficionadaposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than kirstenblog because I don't have to reach - I'm already there big_smile !

    9. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      I just am....smarter.  smile

    10. Aficionada profile image94
      Aficionadaposted 5 years ago

      Haha!  I'm smarter than Beth100, because I have enough sense not to wear a bikini in the Arctic Ocean.  LOL.

    11. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Ok, you may be smarter......  sad


      oh, oh, I know more Canadian facts than you do!  So, that makes me smarter than you!!!  smile

    12. Aficionada profile image94
      Aficionadaposted 5 years ago

      lol lol lol

      Well, I can see that you at least know Three Effective Ways to Use the Canadian Flag!  lol

      Let's see... how can I be smarter than that?  Hmmm.... Thinking, thinking.....

      1. Beth100 profile image84
        Beth100posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        ha ha  nice distractions aren't they?  lol  see, I am smarter than you!  smile

    13. jimmythejock profile image82
      jimmythejockposted 5 years ago

      I am smarter than all of the above because i refused to take part in this forum thread.
      oops maybe I'm not then LOL....Jimmy

    14. theseus profile image70
      theseusposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than the above post because I am participating in a forum exclusively made for smart hubbers. smile

    15. freecampingaussie profile image44
      freecampingaussieposted 5 years ago

      I am smarter than Theseus because I have a picture of myself on my avitar !!

    16. camlo profile image84
      camloposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than Freecampingaussie, because I don't only have a picture of myself on my avatar, I also have my real name.

    17. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Just because I'm cooler than Camlo smile

      Literally....just check out my ice flows!  lol

      1. camlo profile image84
        camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'd never noticed your ice flows before ... it must have something to do with your use of the Canadian flag ...

    18. Rosie2010 profile image83
      Rosie2010posted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than Beth100 because I just just really hate anyone sexier than me. big_smile

      1. camlo profile image84
        camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'm smarter than Rosie2010, because I haven't edited my post here. smile

        1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
          Stevennix2001posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I'm smarter than camlo because i remembered to tuck in my shirt. wink

          1. camlo profile image84
            camloposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            That's not a shirt - it's a zip-up thing.
            I'm smarter than Stevennix2001 for knowing the difference between a shirt and a zip-up thing.
            Although I don't tuck in my shirts anyway, if I wear them ... smile

    19. Rosie2010 profile image83
      Rosie2010posted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than camlo because I am a woman and women are always smarter than men. big_smile

    20. tritrain profile image79
      tritrainposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than Rosie2010 because I don't wear ear rings.  big_smile

    21. Aficionada profile image94
      Aficionadaposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than tritrain, because I know better than to stick a Tootsie Roll Pop in someone's hair through a car window.

    22. Aficionada profile image94
      Aficionadaposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than myself because I can tell that a cocker spaniel is not someone's hair.

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image90
        Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I am smarter than you because I am an owl and don't post avatars that are inexplicable and un-descriable as far as invisible Cocker Spaniel hair sticking.

        1. Aficionada profile image94
          Aficionadaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          LOL!  References to tritrain's profile pic.  lol

          1. Rochelle Frank profile image90
            Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            OK-- I was hoping it wasn't You.
            I am not smarter than you because I can't tell what you are doing-- Opening this up to you being much smarter than me. (Don't take too much  pride in this, you are one among tens of thousands, at least.)

            1. Aficionada profile image94
              Aficionadaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              I'm not smarter than you because I had to use the dictionary to verify that un-descriable is not misspelled.

    23. Aficionada profile image94
      Aficionadaposted 5 years ago

      Uh-oh, I think we may have turned this thread upside down.  I'll try to get it going right side up again:

      I'm smarter than Rochelle Frank because I'm not an owl.  Or a cocker spaniel either!

    24. Rosie2010 profile image83
      Rosie2010posted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than Aficionada because I am not commenting on her profile pic.

    25. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter because I'm the last to post....


      oh wait....


      I'm on the wrong thread!!!  lol


      But I made you laugh!!  smile

      1. 70
        logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I always smile when I see you here Beth! smile

        1. Greek One profile image80
          Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          because I live in the same country as Beth, and therefore can see her far more frequently than logic.c

          1. 70
            logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            you are a lucky guy then!  I can see quite a bit when she just has the bikini on!

            1. Greek One profile image80
              Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              you do realize that Beth is really a guy named Brian, and that that is just an avatar pic, right?

              1. 70
                logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Yeah, but I like to humor Canadiens! smile

                1. Greek One profile image80
                  Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  please spell check before you post..

                  A 'Canadian' is a term for a citizen of Canada...

                  A 'Canadien' is the most vile creature to have walked or skated on the earth!

                  1. 70
                    logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    I just thought they were 'alien' Canadians! smile

                    1. Greek One profile image80
                      Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                      they kind of are

                  2. Beth100 profile image84
                    Beth100posted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    Stop that Greek!  Remember -- Leafs will turn color when there's a chance of coolness, flail in the wind and blow away!!!  lol 

                    On the other hand, Canadiens endure the harshest climates and will always be standing tall while whizzing past those fallen Leafs as they skate by....  lol



                    @ logic -- ah, you make me smile too!  smile  Wish you were closer...could see you more often then!  smile

    26. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Perhaps Camlo, but I'm smarter than you just because I am.  smile  Can't you tell?  wink  lol

      1. kmackey32 profile image83
        kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Im holding a dog....lol

    27. LeanMan profile image82
      LeanManposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than all of you because I have left "real work" and retired to a tropical paradise!!! Beat that... hehehehehe..

      1. kmackey32 profile image83
        kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Yea and you should have said, because you where the 69th post....lmao

        1. kmackey32 profile image83
          kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Wouldnt wanna be on a tropical paradise all alone...

          1. LeanMan profile image82
            LeanManposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            surrounded by beautiful women and my kids - guess that makes me smarter than you for not making assumptions...

            1. kmackey32 profile image83
              kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

              ummm oh yea nooooo way. i just am smarter...lmao

              1. LeanMan profile image82
                LeanManposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                I'm smarter as I am off now to go watch some beautiful women dancing at a fiesta....so bye bye... have fun...

                1. kmackey32 profile image83
                  kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  WEll, im off to watch porn, thats smarter...lmao

    28. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Watch?!?  ha ha  I have a life....  smile

    29. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

      Im smarter than Beth ,cuz Im wearing a one piece lol

    30. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Hey Eaglekiwi!  Long time no see!  (probably cause I'm not around too much lately)

      Okay, you've a one piece, but I'm sporting my country's flag and smartly promoting Canada!  And not only one, but three times!!  smile

    31. WryLilt profile image87
      WryLiltposted 5 years ago

      Beth100 I'm smarter than you because I'm Australian! big_smile big_smile big_smile

    32. theseus profile image70
      theseusposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than you because I don't limit being smart to only a specific race/nationality. smile

    33. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than you because I can multitask.  lol

    34. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

      (Hi Beth) Good to cya in 3 parts lol

      Im smarter than Beth (still) cuz I get to wear a silver fern :)over nether regions..hehe

    35. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Hey Eaglekiwi!

      How can I top you???  lol

      Let's see...

      I'm smarter than EK because....

      because......

      *I'm thinking...I'm thinking.....  lol  *

      I get to stand on my own ice floe! 

      (yah, kinda lame?  okay...

      I'm smarter than EK because I can come up with a more lame reason than she can!)  lol

    36. timorous profile image92
      timorousposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than Beth100 but..probably not by much, though.  Perhaps because I'm a wee bit older.

      Hi Beth smile

    37. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Hi Timorous!  Hey, I miss your toes!!!  lol

      I'm smarter than Timorous because......   know better than to point!  lol

      How are you??

      1. timorous profile image92
        timorousposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'm fine Beth.  I hope you're well, as well.  So sweet of you to miss my toes. lol

    38. 70
      logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago

      Beth,
      Don't know if I am any smarter, but I do know you are cuter! smile

    39. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Hey Logic!  I think you're smarter -- funnier too!  smile

      I concede that Logic is smarter than me!!!  lol

      1. 70
        logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I concede that I am a smart{er} ass and funnier looking than you, Beth! smile

    40. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      I could be the judge of that...but then you'd have to post your smart ass!  lol

      I'm smarter than Logic because I'm sillier than he is! lol

      1. kmackey32 profile image83
        kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        My boobies are smaller....lol

        1. Beth100 profile image84
          Beth100posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          lol  I see that little doggie like them!  lol

          I'm smarter than KMackey because I'm not an animated character.  (as in cartoon)  smile

    41. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 5 years ago

      Hey Timorous!  I'm well.... swept off my feet with work  -..- but I still try and pop in once in a while.  No time to write and I am missing this terribly!!

      and...

      because.... I'm Canadian!!  lol

      1. Maddie Ruud profile image81
        Maddie Ruudposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'm only half as smart as Beth100, because I'm only half Canadian. sad

    42. sofs profile image87
      sofsposted 5 years ago

      I am smarter than Maddie because I am not on team HP smile haha

    43. timorous profile image92
      timorousposted 5 years ago

      I'm smarter than sofs because I go to bed earlier than she does smile

      1. NappyMuse profile image60
        NappyMuseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I know that I am smarter that timorous because I never go to bed until the rooster sings. :p

        1. Disturbia profile image60
          Disturbiaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I'm smarter than NappyMuse cause I've got a hatchet for that noisy rooster.

     
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