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I just discovered I may be a lesbian, what should I do?

  1. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    I first started looking at girls when I was still small, and now that I am older I find the attraction has grown with me.

    Is there a cure?

    Are there any other male lesbians here I can talk to about it?

    1. kmackey32 profile image82
      kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO, what in the world, I thought a lesbian was a girl...hehehehe

    2. Randy Godwin profile image93
      Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Me too, Earnest!  I'm coming out of the closet with you!  I feel better knowing I'm not alone in these shameful feelings!  lol

      1. kmackey32 profile image82
        kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        1. kmackey32 profile image82
          kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          OMG, does that mean im gay cuz i like men....lmao

          1. Randy Godwin profile image93
            Randy Godwinposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            The ink blots will tell the tale!  smile

      2. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        That's very comforting Randy! I felt so isolated and alone before......... I was hoping woman-of-porridge would come to my rescue! smile

    3. TerryGl profile image59
      TerryGlposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I just love a good play at the theatre where we can laugh at the gay antics of the cast ...

      (Wife's voice in background) - What is it now? He said what? ....lesbians!! ... oh I thought he meant thespians..

      http://www.swingingpuss.com/upload/2007/04/blackcorset1front.jpg

    4. Uninvited Writer profile image83
      Uninvited Writerposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Ask Brenda, I'm sure she will set your mind at ease smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        lol Now why didn't I think of that? smile

      2. kirstenblog profile image78
        kirstenblogposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        ROFL
        http://www.dembot.net/images/rofl.jpg

    5. superwags profile image81
      superwagsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I too am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I'd like to use this post for any sympathetic (and attractive) girls to get in touch and involved.

      *don't mind groups of girls

      ** don't need to be attractive

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Can I cut and paste that? smile

        An add like that could work for me, It's been difficult seeing beautiful women at the supermarket and being unable to resist licking their elbows.

        I can't even go shopping now without a woman, as all the local shopping centers throw me out if I'm on my own. I can't help myself, the pretty girls show their elbows all the time.

      2. tritrain profile image75
        tritrainposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Trapped in an ape's body!

    6. Misha profile image76
      Mishaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Welcome to the club of devoted lesbians, Ernest big_smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Et Tu Misha! smile

    7. Onusonus profile image87
      Onusonusposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      There's only one thing to do. Get a sex change opperation.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        That is a good suggestion!
        At least I can then get in to their dressing rooms without causing the ruckus I caused yesterday at the ladies gym. smile

    8. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      So are you going all the way with the flannel shirts and Birkenstocks, or are you just gonna be a fledgling carpet muncher?

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I dunno, I had to look up Birkenstocks if that provides any clues. smile

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          You have much to learn Grasshopper.

          When you can snatch the.....

          I mean, when you can pluck the pebble from my hand...

    9. Pearldiver profile image86
      Pearldiverposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      There are some that would say that it had to do with Bra Size.. So perhaps Coming Out (of the kitchen) may be easier for you if make sure that you have a better fitting support and that you are plugging your processor into the correct position! big_smile

  2. skyfire profile image71
    skyfireposted 5 years ago

    Out Campaign Earnest ? tongue

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Def! lol

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    zampanoposted 5 years ago

    If they are young and you also look at their moms, you got a normal male lesbianism.
    Nothing to worry about.

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Thank you zampano, I appreciate you trying to lessen my shame!

  4. profile image69
    logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago

    Great idea for a hub earnest!  Think I'll copy Jeff Foxworthy's formula and call it, "You may be a Lesbian if......". 
    You may be a lesbian if your favorite wood is tongue and groove.
    You may be a lesbian if your favorite meal is muffins.

    Once they start rolling, it's all down hill! smile

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol
      You will scare the horses if you do write a hub on it! smile

  5. Len Cannon profile image87
    Len Cannonposted 5 years ago

    I am glad transgender issues have finally become a topic of comfortable conversation on HubPages.

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Good observation. That's why I decided to come out of the closet in these very forums. smile

  6. DIYweddingplanner profile image89
    DIYweddingplannerposted 5 years ago

    You guys are beyond creepy...but I'm good with that! smile

  7. Mighty Mom profile image91
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    Earnest,
    You've always struck me as a guy in touch with his feminine side.
    Didn't realize she was butch, tho! lol lol

    Congratulations on coming out. Takes a lot of courage.
    Should we start calling you Ernestine? lol

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Ernistine? That has a nice ring to it. smile I had an experience many years ago in an Adelaide bar That is when I first realized I was a lesbian. The bikies in the bar were picking up girls that were not girls. It occurred to me that I could easily tell the difference between the two where even macho bikies were fooled.

      Girls smell good, they have soft skin, (especially elbows) and they don't have 4 hours of growth on their face. smile

    2. tritrain profile image75
      tritrainposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      It's the beard.

  8. aware profile image71
    awareposted 5 years ago

    earnest this is unlike you kinda
    lol

  9. profile image0
    zampanoposted 5 years ago

    Anyways, don't get yourself arrested whatever you do.
    We'd miss you.
    And remember if you ever land in prison, never, never tell them what you told us. They won't believe you.
    It will avoid you very painful issues...
    lol

  10. Daniel Carter profile image89
    Daniel Carterposted 5 years ago

    After I saw Katherine Zeta Jones in "Chicago" I said to my friend, "She's so hot I wish I was a lesbian." Things have never been quite the same since....

  11. optimus grimlock profile image60
    optimus grimlockposted 5 years ago

    we can form a support group Lesbian men of hubpages!

    1. profile image69
      logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Then we can get billions in other peoples money from the government!  Have special toilets made for us and parking spaces designated for male lesbians only!  Brilliant!  Perhaps we can come up with our own union and get millions from the taxpayer for our pension!  This will be great!
      I nominate Earnest for president!  We'll collect dues and he won't have to do anything but cash the check!
      We can have our own parades.
      Optimus, can you come up with an acronym for the group?
      One possibily, MAUL-Male Animals Usurping Lesbianism.  Or MALL-Males Acting Like Lesbians!  Any others?

      1. Mighty Mom profile image91
        Mighty Momposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        This is unfair you guys!
        How come you all get to be lesbians and we women are excluded!!???
        I want a union, too!
        I want a parade!

        I want to be a gay man. I do, I do, I do.
        But I just can't!
        I hate musicals! lol

        1. profile image0
          writeronlineposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Settle down Mighty Mom, relief is at hand!  ...if you'll forgive the turn of phrase.

          Forget those sissy musicals - get a real man's job. Become a lumberjack!       (If you don't recognise the reference, google" I'm a lumberjack", and check out the Monty Python song clips).

          Here's a sample lyric,

          I cut down trees, I skip and jump
          I like to press wild flow’rs
          I put on women's clothing
          And hang around in bars
               
          (chorus refrain....)

          I cut down trees, I wear high heels
          Suspenders and a bra
          I wish I'd been a girlie
          Just like my dear papa

          So, Mom-my, whatcha waitin for? Grab a check flanelette shirt, stay as you are underneath it, and hit those gay bars today!

          The news gets better too, if you do organise a Gay Lumberjacks Parade, you even get to have someone else help you with your wood...

          1. profile image69
            logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            You mean a hard wood like walnut or oak?

  12. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    Earnestine and Randi, Johnny has been saying for years that he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body. You guys need to start a support group!

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      That's a great idea Habee! lol lol lol

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        mtsi1098posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        the questions is...which bathroom do you now use, men's or women's ?
        big_smile

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          The mens. They wont let me in the womens, I tried. smile

  13. Joy56 profile image59
    Joy56posted 5 years ago

    you keepin' the beard?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe some of it. smile

  14. Joy56 profile image59
    Joy56posted 5 years ago

    you get worse, ha ha

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I try! lol

  15. Bellamie profile image60
    Bellamieposted 5 years ago

    I have now heard it all!  Never knew!  To each their own!

  16. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    I knew a lesbian girl, but when I told her I was a lesbian as well, she dumped me for some reason. Like I said to her, I don't mind you being with your girlfriend I'll join you! smile

    1. Joy56 profile image59
      Joy56posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      where are your grandchildren today?????

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        We got rid of them! Till tonight anyway. I still have the parrot to contend with, and two cats, a dog and a teenager though!

  17. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    lol  Funny man

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    writeronlineposted 5 years ago

    I figure you must have seen this clip, being as it's Totally on Topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2jPM4ee8, but if not, check it out. (Not sure if the link will survive in a forum post...if it doesn't, Google, The Lesbian Cowboy). Right up your alley....

  19. Kangaroo_Jase profile image84
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years ago

    Earnest,

    All I can say on this subject is "I kissed a girl and I liked it'. I liked it so much actually I went back and kissed her some more smile

    Good on you for finally coming out with it mate, be loud and BE PROUD !!!!

 
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