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I survived the End of the World

  1. TheOneWhoKnows profile image60
    TheOneWhoKnowsposted 5 years ago

    Yesterday was end of the world, and I survived.

    Anyone else ?

    ;-)

    1. Jeff Berndt profile image93
      Jeff Berndtposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I didn't. smile

    2. BRIAN SLATER profile image86
      BRIAN SLATERposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      The end of the world for me came on Mar 23 rd -Panda day.

    3. tritrain profile image75
      tritrainposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You too!

      That means we are the last two survivors! 

      Stay where you are and I'll drive my car to you. 

      Wait. Who are these other two guys? 

      You mean the last 4 survivors are all guys!!   AAaaarrggghhh!

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      CollBposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Just about.  I think we're living in the aftermath of the end times - look what's happening in Iceland with the eruption of its most active volcanoes on 21st May.

      Could affect the weather even more and the earthquake mentioned for Saturday may just begin to take effect.

      I wonder if that Reverend meant a symbolic earthquake to start with to precede THE earthquake to end all earthquakes?

  2. Lisa HW profile image80
    Lisa HWposted 5 years ago

    I survived, but I can't help but wonder when the NEXT end of the world will scheduled.

    1. tritrain profile image75
      tritrainposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Oh boy! 

      We have a female survivor! 

      You've got a big job ahead of you.  Just an FYI.

  3. Richieb799 profile image64
    Richieb799posted 5 years ago

    Its a waste land outside, I don't know how I managed to survive. I'm hiding in my bomb shelter at the moment.

    1. tritrain profile image75
      tritrainposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      It's nothing but concrete desolation as far as my infrared para-scope can see.

      I don't know how anything could survive out there.  But we are safe. Whew.

  4. prettydarkhorse profile image66
    prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago

    me three!

  5. CMHypno profile image89
    CMHypnoposted 5 years ago

    It's amazing how many end of the world's I have lived through!

    1. Castlepaloma profile image23
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Me too

  6. thisisoli profile image65
    thisisoliposted 5 years ago

    Just go and talk to the 7th day christians, their entire off-branch of christianity is based on somebody predicting the return of christ, failing, and claiming the calculations were wrong, predecting a new date, failing, etc etc.

  7. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    I would like to talk to the ones who didn't survive - just to see if my theory about sin is true.  Consider yourself all big-time sinners now - and the only reason we're still here is because a much more terrible fate awaits us and meantime we have to keep struggling with our puny human-ant-like existence.  So, I wouldn't BRAG about it, if I were you!  big_smile  it really gives new meaning to "Have a good day!"  big_smile

  8. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    the new billboard:

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247048_10150249582198064_502018063_8865768_7061651_n.jpg

    1. Castlepaloma profile image23
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Is every word in the bible true?  or is it finally loosing it's meaning.

      I'm thriving each and every day now; barley surviving is more for the extreme handicaps and people waiting for the grass to be greener somewhere in the Big Deep Blue Sky.

      The Mayan calendar just runs out in 2012, it’s the many religious people who keep making stuff up for fear sake rather than for the love sake. You are what you think, maybe if I were unhappy like camping at age 90; I might make dumb stuff up too.

      Keep it smokin, too much fire is hell

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        What part of 'No one knows' didnt they get lol

        More loonies and the so called more educated Media just as stupid !

        1. Castlepaloma profile image23
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Your right, people get upset over TV media crime stories to the point where you think it total surround them,   I just open up my door, each time and only hear crickets, Worst thing that happen to me, was being mugged by monkeys, a true hub story.

          I f you always keep telling people not to think about blue, what happens? They will most often think about blue.

          1. That is why there are more Christian in jails (per capita) than any other group of people, and USA hold 25% of the world jails.

          2. That is why Christians make more wars than any other group. Why
          Dose America needs half of the world's war budget for only 4% of the world populations. That dose coincides with USA being 85% Christian and only Christian presidents can be elected.

          3.That is why they fear hell and act like hell more than living for today, Why be brainwashed and act like sheep more than man-in/ women-in up to the facts.

          Not downing US Christians, I have many good friend and family members there; just think they could do much better in these areas, as they do great in other areas.
          .
          Love you all anyways.

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          Baileybearposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          this 'no-one knows', not even Jesus - then how is Jesus God?

          1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
            Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Just saw this question today:

            http://www.gotquestions.org/is-Jesus-God.html

            Answers part of your question.

  9. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Was there any doubt? hmm

    1. Castlepaloma profile image23
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I was just having fun; yet, do have some doubts if many other brainwashed people can change, otherwise still working with the flow.

      My own daughter was deeply brainwashed for the longest time and she did change into one of the most beautiful person, I have ever known.

      Maybe there is hope for others.

  10. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    Religious teachings of all kinds usually leave a lot to be desired.  (you can quote me smile )  Many, many simple minded people need religion - I think they should have it, but they should stop telling the rest of us how to think and act and what to do.  I don't thrust my perceptions of truth on others and they ought to be just as polite.  I think its fascinating that so many NEED to believe that there is hell, heaven, A PLAN, angels, saints and retribution for sinners.  I wish they would grow up and just take responsibility themselves for their thoughts and actions instead of using God to blame everything on. (and they're usually the same people who like to blame everything they don't like on the president!)

    We have supposedly learned a lot since the Mayan calendar was made - and the same ideas that worked in Babylon don't make sense anymore.  GROW UP PEOPLE!  You can be very happy without a big daddy to run to all the time!! and, while I'm at it - lighten up on others who don't want to get down on knees and ask for things and attitudes you can work on for yourself.  There. that's that.

  11. Haunty profile image84
    Hauntyposted 5 years ago

    I don't know if I have survived it yet.

  12. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    on second thought, I don't think I did survive!

    1. Castlepaloma profile image23
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Silly words,  just got to have fun

  13. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    Sadly I didn't make it. sad
    All correspondence from me will now be from the other side.

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      hellooooooooo!  Boo!

      1. Castlepaloma profile image23
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        earnestshub

        No body has come back from the Spirit World and was able to talk about it.

        Whats it like Earnest?

        1. earnestshub profile image86
          earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Well it is a little different than I expected.

          All the cars are REO flying clouds for starters! smile

          Come to think of it I may be in the wrong place, I haven't seen any sign of the righteous from the religious forums, and Mark Knowles is sitting in the corner with his usual glass of red.
          Some say it is blood, but it looks like a Shiraz from here. smile

          1. Castlepaloma profile image23
            Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Mark has been missing for a wail, but that’s not it. Between Reo flying clouds and blood, you’re really having an out of body experience here on earth. Next time, just don't share with other people's stash.

  14. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    this rapture stuff is rather disappointing - I thought it would be, well, more orgasmic - but it's just a mild euphoria and I still have to go cook supper now.

    1. tritrain profile image75
      tritrainposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      and for eternity too.

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        oh no!  that's not heaven, that's limbo or purgatory!  jeez.

  15. Thrifty Diane profile image75
    Thrifty Dianeposted 5 years ago

    Has anyone found out where Harold Camping has been raptured? I read that his neighbor hadn't seen him at all on Saturday. Do you think he skipped town before the big event?

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
      Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Think he took an asprin and went for a wee nap wink

  16. cheaptrick profile image79
    cheaptrickposted 5 years ago

    It Almost Happened to ME!I was taken up into the light and THEN...I looked into the eyes of the LORD!!!and he Said...Who the Hell invited HIM!
    ...must a been those spicy tacos I ate,cause I was instantly back sitting on the toilet...with a terrible burning sensation...Hmmm...hell?

  17. Ddraigcoch profile image81
    Ddraigcochposted 5 years ago

    I Survived too. I don't know how. I got so upset at the idea of the end of the world I just had to get hanging drunk on vodka. And they may not of had a shop with any vodka in Hell. I survived and am alive to do more cleaning though.Phew,lol.

 
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