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A Real Groaner...

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
    DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago

    Ok, this is so lame it's funny.

    What can I say?  Heard if from a friend who tends bar, and my barkeep pal probably got it from a customer who was near to being cut off for the night....

    Here goes:

    "What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?"




    ...a Northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time...."

    ...a Southern fairy tale begins, "Y'all aren't gonna believe THIS....."

    big_smile

    ***DzyMsLizzy retreats before the rotten vegetables start flying***

    1. Michael Willis profile image77
      Michael Willisposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Two small grammatical corrections from a "southerner!"........Y'all AIN'T gunna believe THIS..."

      Oops...make that 3---"buh-leeve"

      1. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
        DIYweddingplannerposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I thought it was more like "Hey, Bubba!  Watch this!" followed by something only suitable for a Darwin Award.

        And I can say this, because I'm Southern as the day is long! smile

      2. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
        DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        @Michael Willis--
        I imagine you are correct.  I'm of the Northern persuasion...and quoted third-party information.  big_smile  thanks for the heads-up!  wink

        @DIYweddingplanner--
        LOL  I like your version, too.  wink

    2. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You're right-- a real groaner   smile

    3. Lisa HW profile image80
      Lisa HWposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Cute.  smile   I didn't find it a groaner at all.   smile  In fact, I may tell it to somebody tomorrow.   smile

 
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