Ok, this is so lame it's funny.
What can I say? Heard if from a friend who tends bar, and my barkeep pal probably got it from a customer who was near to being cut off for the night....
"What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?"
...a Northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time...."
...a Southern fairy tale begins, "Y'all aren't gonna believe THIS....."
***DzyMsLizzy retreats before the rotten vegetables start flying***
Two small grammatical corrections from a "southerner!"........Y'all AIN'T gunna believe THIS..."
Oops...make that 3---"buh-leeve"
I thought it was more like "Hey, Bubba! Watch this!" followed by something only suitable for a Darwin Award.
And I can say this, because I'm Southern as the day is long!
I imagine you are correct. I'm of the Northern persuasion...and quoted third-party information. thanks for the heads-up!
LOL I like your version, too.
Cute. I didn't find it a groaner at all. In fact, I may tell it to somebody tomorrow.
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