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Who would win in a fight: Superman or Jesus

  1. Shadesbreath profile image90
    Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

    So, yeah, who would win that one? Superman or Jesus.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
      Rochelle Frankposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Well, I guess that pretty much settles it.
      Besides I think Superman would be too much of a gentleman to smite Jesus.

      1. Shadesbreath profile image90
        Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It could just be a contest, you know, like at the county fair or something.

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
          Rochelle Frankposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Our fair is losing its state funding-- it could be a crowd-pleaser, and a big draw.

    2. ceciliabeltran profile image84
      ceciliabeltranposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Isn't Superman, Jesus rebooted?

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        That looks right to me. smile
        I loved the mad magazine version. smile

    3. Kiss andTales profile image24
      Kiss andTalesposted 17 months ago in reply to this

      The question is just a humor of thought,
      But obvious is this thought Jesus is more then any creation ever made, his existence is an Archangel,  the most powerful of all creations.
      Superman , is just fictional , but to compare , break the words down,  Super, Man , he is no way a comparison to a Spirit Angelic creature.
      Besides remember superman's weakness was cryptonite.
      Jesus has none.

  2. Shadesbreath profile image90
    Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

    LOL, okay, so amused with my question, I decided to Google it, and, well, just lawl @ this:

    http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/comicscavern/ervkAhDrvadaDlkqptwDBxwtudyxwuBoboxonIyEJovwsEcyiAdqsmJaAFCJ/media_httptytempleton_DvAdb.jpg.scaled500.jpg

    1. mrpopo profile image87
      mrpopoposted 6 years ago

      http://tytempletonart.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/hulk-vs-buddha-websize.jpg

      Divine beings 2, comic superheroes 0

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image88
        Rochelle Frankposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Divine beings 2, suprheroes 0
        I see a trend developing.

    2. Shadesbreath profile image90
      Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

      LOL. So I guess the real question should have been, do you think divine power is more realistic than super power? 

      big_smile

    3. Cardisa profile image92
      Cardisaposted 6 years ago

      No one would win. There would be no fight as Jesus would not let it get that far. He would reason it out.

      1. Shadesbreath profile image90
        Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        But surely in the name of good fun, with full understanding of the light-hearted nature of the question, Jesus would relent and, for the enjoyment of everyone, indulge in a bit of good natured sparring. I am certain Jesus had a fabulous sense of humor afterall.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I heard he was a woose with a left that wouldn't hurt a fly. smile

          1. Shadesbreath profile image90
            Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Yeah, but he's got a right cross that's a real killer.

            BuhDum...Bum.

            1. mrpopo profile image87
              mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              lol

              I have a feeling I shouldn't laugh at that. Hopely there's nothing in the Bible that's against making puns about Jesus' death.

              1. Shadesbreath profile image90
                Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, we're all going to hell anyway.

                1. earnestshub profile image88
                  earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I better get packed ready to go, just in case! smile

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                  Motown2Chitownposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  So true, Shades.  Can't believe I just ran across this today.  This is funny sh!+.

    4. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

      Pretty funny stuff.  Do you have the comic strips of prof. x vs darwin or batman vs the beast of the leviathan?

      1. Shadesbreath profile image90
        Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        They're probably on here somewhere.

        http://www.comicscavern.com/news/2010/8 … jesus.html


        We've had enough fun with it, oughta give the guys a link at least.

      2. mrpopo profile image87
        mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I couldn't find the other ones, but here's Batman vs. Leviathan

        http://www.chrisroberson.net/wp-content/uploads//2010/09/batman-vs-levathian-websize.jpg

    5. BRIAN SLATER profile image85
      BRIAN SLATERposted 6 years ago

      Superman would win by default, where still waiting for Jesus to make a comeback.

    6. mrpopo profile image87
      mrpopoposted 6 years ago

      http://funnyatheism.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ecVB3-399x580.png

      Lol thought this was funny

      1. Shadesbreath profile image90
        Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        That is funny, except I think they scored the Character Aspects wrong, that definitely goes to Jesus. Come on, you got a God AND a ghost on your side? That's way better than a big robot, a missile trialer and a scout car.

        1. mrpopo profile image87
          mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Ah good point. Well, 7/8 ain't bad smile

    7. Rafini profile image87
      Rafiniposted 6 years ago

      There would be no fight - Jesus, with his passive resistance, knows what the outcome would be and Superman is smart enough to realize that he wouldn't be in control of the situation.  smile

     
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