Who would win in a fight: Superman or Jesus

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   Shadesbreathposted 12 years ago

   So, yeah, who would win that one? Superman or Jesus.

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      Rochelle Frankposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I guess that pretty much settles it.
      Besides I think Superman would be too much of a gentleman to smite Jesus.

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         Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         It could just be a contest, you know, like at the county fair or something.

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            Rochelle Frankposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Our fair is losing its state funding-- it could be a crowd-pleaser, and a big draw.

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      ceciliabeltranposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Isn't Superman, Jesus rebooted?

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         That looks right to me.
         I loved the mad magazine version.

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      Kiss andTalesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The question is just a humor of thought,
      But obvious is this thought Jesus is more then any creation ever made, his existence is an Archangel,  the most powerful of all creations.
      Superman , is just fictional , but to compare , break the words down,  Super, Man , he is no way a comparison to a Spirit Angelic creature.
      Besides remember superman's weakness was cryptonite.
      Jesus has none.

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   Shadesbreathposted 12 years ago

   LOL, okay, so amused with my question, I decided to Google it, and, well, just lawl @ this:
   
   

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   mrpopoposted 12 years ago

   
   
   Divine beings 2, comic superheroes 0

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      Rochelle Frankposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Divine beings 2, suprheroes 0
      I see a trend developing.

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   Shadesbreathposted 12 years ago

   LOL. So I guess the real question should have been, do you think divine power is more realistic than super power? 
   
   

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   Cardisaposted 12 years ago

   No one would win. There would be no fight as Jesus would not let it get that far. He would reason it out.

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      Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      But surely in the name of good fun, with full understanding of the light-hearted nature of the question, Jesus would relent and, for the enjoyment of everyone, indulge in a bit of good natured sparring. I am certain Jesus had a fabulous sense of humor afterall.

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I heard he was a woose with a left that wouldn't hurt a fly.

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            Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah, but he's got a right cross that's a real killer.
            
            BuhDum...Bum.

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               mrpopoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               
               
               I have a feeling I shouldn't laugh at that. Hopely there's nothing in the Bible that's against making puns about Jesus' death.

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                  Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, we're all going to hell anyway.

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                     earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     I better get packed ready to go, just in case!

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                     Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     So true, Shades.  Can't believe I just ran across this today.  This is funny sh!+.

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   Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

   Pretty funny stuff.  Do you have the comic strips of prof. x vs darwin or batman vs the beast of the leviathan?

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      Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      They're probably on here somewhere.
      
      http://www.comicscavern.com/news/2010/8 … jesus.html
      
      
      We've had enough fun with it, oughta give the guys a link at least.

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      mrpopoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I couldn't find the other ones, but here's Batman vs. Leviathan
      
      

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   BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years ago

   Superman would win by default, where still waiting for Jesus to make a comeback.

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   mrpopoposted 12 years ago

   
   
   Lol thought this was funny

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      Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      That is funny, except I think they scored the Character Aspects wrong, that definitely goes to Jesus. Come on, you got a God AND a ghost on your side? That's way better than a big robot, a missile trialer and a scout car.

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         mrpopoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Ah good point. Well, 7/8 ain't bad

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   Rafiniposted 12 years ago

   There would be no fight - Jesus, with his passive resistance, knows what the outcome would be and Superman is smart enough to realize that he wouldn't be in control of the situation. 

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