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What did the doctor order?

  1. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    Tell me what the 'doctor' ordered for whatever happens to be ailing you.  I'll start:

    The doctor ordered a week's vacation lying on the beach on the Mediterranean.

    1. Diane Inside profile image86
      Diane Insideposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      antibiotics I couldn't afford so screw the doctor.

      I learned about my ailment and learned to cope. Doing fine. 

      I like the weeks vacation, maybe I can get mine to insist upon a week at a spa.

    2. wheelinallover profile image80
      wheelinalloverposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      The doctor ordered me to be dead. The doctor here just turned three and for some reason all her patients have to play dead.

      Depending on her mood she might give you a shot that brings you back to life. On her bad days she just walks away.

      Let me guess you don't want my doctor. LOL

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
        Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'll bet your doctor is adorable.

    3. yolanda yvette profile image60
      yolanda yvetteposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        A visit to his office each week until I'm 100.

  2. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    It is all hypothetical of course  lol

    The doctor ordered: a  margarita with a dash of lime   Hold the umbrella.

    1. Diane Inside profile image86
      Diane Insideposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      oh hehe

      well hypothetical thats a whole other biscuit to butter.

      how about a nice relaxing evening in bed having my husband wait on me hand and foot.  Then be my little slave all evening long. lol

      1. Denise Handlon profile image88
        Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        That's what I thought lol  lol

  3. sofs profile image88
    sofsposted 5 years ago

    A week of happiness and laughter smile

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Good one!  smile   Thanks Sofs.  You're the best!

  4. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered a can of Laughter with a roomful of good friends!

  5. sofs profile image88
    sofsposted 5 years ago

    A week in a garden full of exotic flowers with a partner whom you love smile

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      samuel-seoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Doctor ordered a visit to nearest Mountain Range for fresh air

  6. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 5 years ago

    The Doctor ordered a drink, shaken...not stirred...while using his infamous pick up line..."The names Bond....James Bond..."  Oh wait, he's not a doctor.  loltongue

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  That's a great one, Steven!

  7. cindi h profile image60
    cindi hposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered a huge win in the lottery to be immediately followed by a months long cruise to the Bahamas with a bay breeze chaser to be taken every 2-4 hours:)smilesmile

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      smile  I'm for that one!

  8. Beth100 profile image85
    Beth100posted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered....


    wait.... *holding up the prescription*

    wait.....  hmm

    WAIT!!!  I can't READ it!!!

    lol

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I hate when that happens.

      The pharmacist said he thought it said, a week in bed with the laptop, regular massages,spa treatments and sushi.

    2. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  9. Urbane Chaos profile image91
    Urbane Chaosposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to hurry up and pay him.  Apparently, he's the one who needs a vacation in the Bahamas. neutral

    1. Chaotic Chica profile image82
      Chaotic Chicaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!  That's funny!

    2. cindi h profile image60
      cindi hposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      too funny smilesmilesmile

  10. Chaotic Chica profile image82
    Chaotic Chicaposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered the publisher to offer me a contract for my book with enough zeros to buy a house with plenty of land in Maine before the next school year starts in the fall.

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    lynnechandlerposted 5 years ago

    http://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs

    This is all I could think about when I saw this post lol

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol That's great!

    2. cindi h profile image60
      cindi hposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      oh yaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

  12. Beth100 profile image85
    Beth100posted 5 years ago

    Cake, candles, drinks with umbrellas, friends, family and fun!!  smile

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Margaritaville.  smile

  13. DIYweddingplanner profile image92
    DIYweddingplannerposted 5 years ago

    Two weeks in the Caribbean without kids accompanied by the handsome Mr. Right I just haven't met yet!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Oh Yeah, BABY!!!  smile

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      writeronlineposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Hey DIY, are you sure you heard your Dr correctly? Could he actually have said, "Two weeks in the Caribbean without kids, TO MEET the handsome Mr. Right ...?"

  14. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered a stress free job!!!  (where is that???)  sad

    1. cardelean profile image88
      cardeleanposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Share it when you find out!  smile

      1. Denise Handlon profile image88
        Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Will do    smile

  15. sofs profile image88
    sofsposted 5 years ago

    A soak in the tub with some lavender and vetiver essential oils and
    some aroma candles around you .. a free pedicure, manicure and  back and shoulder massage smile
    Sounds good??

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Ohhhhh.  that sounds very, very good!   smile

  16. cardelean profile image88
    cardeleanposted 5 years ago

    The summer off!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol  lol   Yeah, that's the ticket!

  17. CASE1WORKER profile image85
    CASE1WORKERposted 5 years ago

    fish and chips for ten- it was the weekly outing of the fat clinic

    1. sofs profile image88
      sofsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol

    2. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Ten orders?-- how many people were there? big_smile

      1. Denise Handlon profile image88
        Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        ONE    lol     (I'm bad!)

  18. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered nerves of steel---am meeting with H.R. again tomorrow afternoon ....    still trying to find another job in the health system I am part of.   sad

    1. cardelean profile image88
      cardeleanposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      What?  Since when?

    2. Beth100 profile image85
      Beth100posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      and a strong shot of innoculation to go with it!!! 



      come on up here Denise!!  We're hiring nurses like hot cakes!  Expansion, expansion, EXPANSION!!  (Plus all unionized!! once you're in, your in to stay!! )  smile  I know, I know... it's too cold up here, right??  sad  But, I'm here.  smile

      1. Denise Handlon profile image88
        Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Hey Beth-that would be fun  smile   How far north are you?   You do realize I lived in Alaska for almost four years, right?

  19. cardelean profile image88
    cardeleanposted 5 years ago

    All children to be sound asleep by 8 pm and a glass of wine and bubble bath waiting for Mommy at 8:01 pm.

    1. Diane Inside profile image86
      Diane Insideposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I was going to say that, a nice hot bubble bath in an oversized tub with candles all around, lights down low and some soft music in the background.

      Then just let all the worries just slip away.  Till I'm a prune.

      1. cardelean profile image88
        cardeleanposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile

    2. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Heck yes!

  20. My Stories profile image60
    My Storiesposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered for me to have the career I have always wanted and to live a creative life.

    1. sofs profile image88
      sofsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      That is wonderful..live it up smile

    2. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Go for it!!! )

  21. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago

    ..he said 'you need to get laid'..and 'book another appointment for next week or midweek'...so I did..........

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol lol   So-name your doc--oh, and did he give any suggestions for the person administering the medicine?  lol

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        his name is 'Dr Luv'...he said "i've got the cure yor thinkin' of"...big_smile

        1. Denise Handlon profile image88
          Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          lol

  22. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    the Dr ordered a tall, chilled glass of Long Island Iced Tea under the shade of a beach umbrella watching ocean waves slap the shore.  smile

    1. cardelean profile image88
      cardeleanposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Oooooo!  I like it.

  23. cardelean profile image88
    cardeleanposted 5 years ago

    The dr. ordered a hot fudge brownie sundae.  With no calories or fat included.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      YUM!  I like THAT!   smile

  24. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered a NEW job Quick, Quick, Quick!!! :worried:

    1. sofs profile image88
      sofsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Dont stress .. you will get it quick quick quick.. smilesmilesmile

      The doctor ordered some rest and fun... (for you Denise )

      1. Denise Handlon profile image88
        Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks!  The doctor ordered you to stay dry and healthy!    smile

  25. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered some R & R

  26. DIYweddingplanner profile image92
    DIYweddingplannerposted 5 years ago

    The good doctor ordered me to go to the beach tomorrow and stay till Sunday and do a whole lot of nothing...so I will obey!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      smile

  27. Beth100 profile image85
    Beth100posted 5 years ago

    buy a lotto ticket -- all my headaches will go away  smile

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      smile

  28. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered for me to stay positive!  smile

  29. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered a new outfit for my interview this Friday so I followed his orders.  smile

  30. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The Doctor ordered a good rest tonight and back to writing applications for work tomorrow!   smile

  31. My Stories profile image60
    My Storiesposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered for me to stay positive.

  32. glenn wallace profile image87
    glenn wallaceposted 5 years ago

    No more monkeys jumping on the bed. That is what the doctor said. In fact, he said it five times.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  My kids LOVED that little song/story.

  33. My Stories profile image60
    My Storiesposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to take dad out to dinner.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Awww, so sweet.  Wish my dad were here for me to take out to dinner. sad

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered a trip to Australia in January.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      OMG--did the doctor also order you to take along a companion?  I think so.
      Pick me, Pick me!!!   (I'm the one jumping up and down with my hand waving in the air in case you hadn't noticed!)  smile

  35. My Stories profile image60
    My Storiesposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to keep cool.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      cool

  36. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to "GO TO BED!"  (it is now 4:00 a.m.) sad

  37. cloudy_cool profile image83
    cloudy_coolposted 5 years ago

    the doctor ordered a bunch of maniacs to fight with each other to prove to me that i wasn't really as much insane, lol!!

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      1. cloudy_cool profile image83
        cloudy_coolposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile big_smile

  38. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to take heart...the end will soon be here. sad

    1. cloudy_cool profile image83
      cloudy_coolposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      ='(

  39. cloudy_cool profile image83
    cloudy_coolposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to go on a strike (from cleaning and cooking and kid's diapers) so that my hubby could take me seriously!! lol big_smile

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      1. cloudy_cool profile image83
        cloudy_coolposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile big_smile

  40. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered take two margarita's and call him in the morning (oh, and to send maid service over to your home) smile

    1. cloudy_cool profile image83
      cloudy_coolposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      coooooollll!!! smile

  41. lex123 profile image68
    lex123posted 5 years ago

    The Doctor ordered : to spend sometime in the sandpit, for a quick relief from stress.

  42. cloudy_cool profile image83
    cloudy_coolposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered to peel off a cellotape and stick it on my mouth to stop talking sad(

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  oh, oh!

  43. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered to take two of these (aspirin) and call him in the morning.  Good night! smile

  44. Danette Watt profile image88
    Danette Wattposted 5 years ago

    The doctor ordered me to take a deep breath and trust in a higher power that all will turn out exactly as it should and for the best of everyone.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      That's a good order!  smile

  45. Beth100 profile image85
    Beth100posted 5 years ago

    to take some time and relax under the whispy branches of a tree

  46. cardelean profile image88
    cardeleanposted 5 years ago

    to spend some time at the beach tomorrow

  47. Danette Watt profile image88
    Danette Wattposted 5 years ago

    to have a glass of Bailey's  -- hi Cara

    1. Denise Handlon profile image88
      Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Oh YUM!  Hi Beth, Cara and Danette  smile

  48. Denise Handlon profile image88
    Denise Handlonposted 5 years ago

    To get a good night sleep for the long drive to Raleigh tomorrow.

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    Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago

    A night in a four star hotel with complimentary room service, champagne and strawberries...with my hubby of course! wink

  50. Danette Watt profile image88
    Danette Wattposted 5 years ago

    Motown2Chitown - sounds nice, hope you are able to fill that prescription wink

    To get a massage to loosen up my tight back muscles after working in the yard tonight.

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      Motown2Chitownposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      That one sounds nice too, Danette - the massage part!

 
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