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Oh, no...not another, "A Guy walks into a bar...." joke..... ;-)

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
    DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago

    Warning and Disclaimer:
    This joke is cute, but a little bit on the "off-color" side, although it contains not a single bad word, and nothing particularly graphic by way of description...it is only suggested and hinted at....

    Nonetheless, you have been warned, so don't read it, then complain if "off-color" stories offend you.

    A guy walks into a bar with a frog, takes a seat, and places the frog on the bar.
    The barkeep says, "Hey!  You can't bring a frog in here!"
    Customer replies, "Well, this is a very special frog."

    "How so?"
    "This frog knows how to make it with the ladies."
    "Oh, now I've heard everything!"
    "It's true."  He beckons a nearby nice-looking woman, who comes and sits next to him.  "Ok, froggie, do your thing!"

    The frog just sits there, blinking.
    "Come on, frog--this is your big moment!  Don't just sit there!"
    The frog croaks and blinks.

    "Frog!  You're blowing it!"
    The frog blinks.

    The customer rises from the bar stool, reaches for his pants and says, "Ok, frog, I'm just going to show you this one last time...."

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      Muldanianmanposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I realise that it is 11.30pm and that I have perhaps had one too many glasses of sherry, but I don't get it.  Perhaps I am being too thick.

  2. LuisEGonzalez profile image82
    LuisEGonzalezposted 5 years ago

    LOL..I think I got it. Quite funny actually

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    Emile Rposted 5 years ago

    It must be way off color. I don't get it either.

  4. Beth100 profile image85
    Beth100posted 5 years ago

    glad I'm not the only one.

    1. Lisa HW profile image85
      Lisa HWposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      It escaped me too, but I always kind of admire anyone who has any jokes to post; because, for some reason, nobody I know ever has any jokes - which means I never have any jokes.  (Of course, maybe the people I know have them and don't share them with me because they know how clueless I can be sometimes.   lol  )

  5. Rochelle Frank profile image88
    Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago

    I've studied color theory-- but I guess I missed off-color theory.
    Never mind-- it's never good to try to explain a joke.

  6. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    A bar walks into a bloke..... well, that's how the drunk at the bar told it.

    1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
      DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago in reply to this


  7. wilderness profile image96
    wildernessposted 5 years ago

    lol  This sounds like something that might work - maybe I'll try it out.  Although I'd probably just get slapped.  Again.

  8. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
    DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago

    @Wilderness, and Louis Gonzalez--congratulations on getting the joke!!! wink

    For the rest....  ...the "clues" to "getting the joke" lie in the customer's "special frog" explanation to the bartender, and in the last line of the joke...... 

    and there's your 'off color' bits....  nuff said.