I think we talked about this before somewhere, but I just found one I had to share about dog training:
"2.) Bottom ward – aloof like #1, this additionally requires an brusque accent for the dog to be about bottom ward aback its elbows (front feet) and hocks (rear legs) are affecting the arena or floor. "
Also from the same person, about raising ducks:
"When a duckling is at the date breadth they would now be alive beneath a autist or a hen, you should ensure that they accept quick admission to aliment and apple-pie bubble water, to do this, you will charge appropriate feeders and a baptize basin."
Now, would that be an autistic or artistic hen, duckling, or dog - and does the admission involve going to a movie or a hospital (n a brusque accent, of course)? Other than that, I'd think these are written in excellent English (although it's clear they're aimed at readers who are familiar with apple-pie bubble water (which, I have to admit, I'm not). (And who's getting baptized with dates, bottom-ward, and apple pie, by the way? (Ducks, hens, or aliments? I was just wondering..)
I've pondered all the possible concepts associated with apple-pie-bubble water, and I keep coming back to the same image: A dirty pie plate that someone left soaking in a sink - filled with water and suds from dish detergent. But, even with that conclusion - who or what's getting baptized? The hen, the duck, the dog - or what?
But that's just it, Aficionada, I have read some horrific spun stuff on here and people have commented, saying "Great hub!" or "Wonderful advice!" And I'm hitting FLAG! Are they paying people to come in and click and comment...it sure seems that way!
This is where the real value of sock puppets shows up - forget controversial posting in the forums. Just use multiple sock puppet accounts to boost one's own worthless hubs. Or maybe they have some kind of under-the-table exchange with their friends' sock puppets?
THAT's what I should call the new language: Sock-puppish.
@Rochelle and Lisa - maybe the apple pie is a reward for the cats, if they submit to baptizification?
Hmm. I continue to remain confused, but maybe it's just because I don't know dog-training terminology. I don't have a clue about to alpha on the basal commands (and apparently, basal commands are a pretty important thing). All I know is my late, sweetie, dog was a great dog - no basal or alpha whatever was ever used on on him. (Good thing they picked up on that iffy, pixelated, image, though... )
"Attack – if partnered with the command "Growl", you (the owner) will be the baron of your neighborhood, admitting mostly acclimated abandoned on Badge Dogs. Common commands are either "Attack" or "Sick'em"."
I've always wanted to be the baron of my neigbourhood. "This is MY manor, awwight!"
Yes, the basin. You know, we actually have some ducks. We drain their ponds into the garden every week where it is both water and fertilizer. There is no way you should actually baptize anyone with duck pond water unless it is an extreme emergency and everyone is really praying hard. Also I think it would be ill-advised to let ducks swim in the baptistry, for reasons I have hinted at.
When my kids were little their wading pool (which I'd stood on end) was blown over in the Winter. When I got to it to clean it for use it was full of little catfish. The catfish didn't have apertures as far as I could tell, but you wouldn't want to baptize your dog or your hen in that particular water.
Duck water is disgusting so is the water after a dog bath. I spent time watching ducks but at the time my main concern was how to catch them so I could have a duck dinner. It was important to know their routine so you knew where to set snares. When I was young I was taught never to drink from a duck pond or take a bath in one unless it was the only choice.
When I was very young I was baptized by ducks in their ponds a few times. Old blue (grandmothers dog) always followed me in so she was self baptized. She loved chasing the ducks away after I was soaked. No doubt in my mind some of that apple pie bubble water would have at least made the dog and I smell better, to say nothing of the ducks.
Never had to worry about putting duck eggs under hens, unless the hen just happened to be sitting on my belly. No better place for a duck egg than in the belly. They are prolific enough to survive with without the eggs which were sent there. If I hadn't been stealing eggs though I might not have been baptized as I was.
Sheesh people, just because you don't understand the terminology doesn't mean its spun. Those of us familiar with the subject of apple pie bubble water understood this article perfectly. No need to report a hub based on your lack of education.
This is one of the rightest threads we have had lately. People are having fun and being creative (Though at the expense of people who don't understand it).
And yes, I do understand that some people may be seriously trying to earn a few pennies to survive-- I appreciate the fact that they are really trying to put themselves out there to earn an honest buck or two, and we should all wish them well.