I'll start:No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between thetwowords COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is!When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE."And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED!"And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "COMPLETELYFINISHED!!!"Note: You can post more than once
this is my favorite:Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. ja ja ja ja ja!!!
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?Because she had no arms
Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?Because it was dead
So an old scruffy drunk guy was standing behind a young woman in the grocery checkout lane. He watched her intently as she lay her items on the conveyer belt. To her astonsihment he accurately says to her, "You must be single.."She looks at the items she was purchasing: milk, bread, hairspray, and napkins and wonders how he could discern this information. So she inquired, "Yes I am, how did you know that?""Beacuse your ugly."
I would of used another word that starts with an F but it wouldnt be finished, completely f....kd
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