Post it.Yo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
Stop talking 'bout me Mr. Hutchinson!
I'm pretty sure your'e not old enough to be my momma!
Yo mama so ugly, she went into the haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo mama is so fat, she broke a branch in her family tree
Yo mama so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he asked her to move out of the way
Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama is so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Mr. Hutchinson,I tried!
by mayhmong7 years ago
Yo mama jokeathon! THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES MAMA AND MAY NOT BE USED AS FOUL PLAY OR BLAMING OTHERS MAMA UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVED ITNot really in a good mood now. No it was not my mamas fault for me...
by Hokey6 years ago
I'll start: Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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