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How to start a fight...

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
    DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago

    An older man goes into the Social Security office to apply for his benefits.  The clerk asks for his driver's license as proof of age.
    The fellow fumbles in his pockets, and tells the clerk, "I'm sorry, but I seem to have left it at home.  I'll have to come back later."
    "That's ok.  Unbutton your shirt" says the clerk.  The man is dumbfounded, and gives her a quizzical look.  "Open your shirt," the clerk repeats.
    The guy does so, and the clerk says, "That's just fine.  I can tell by your silver chest hairs that you are old enough to apply."

    The guy is all excited that he didn't have to make two trips, and goes home and tells his wife all about it.

    She says, "Too bad you didn't also drop your pants--you might have gotten disability as well."

    .....and that's when the fight started....


    1. wilderness profile image96
      wildernessposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I'm getting close to that age myself, and I'm not sure I like you any more....lol

      1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
        DzyMsLizzyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        LOL wilderness..I'm already "that age," so I can tell that joke!  smile tongue

  2. TMMason profile image76
    TMMasonposted 5 years ago

    oh that is too funny.

  3. kmackey32 profile image81
    kmackey32posted 5 years ago

    That is funny...

  4. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 5 years ago

    lollol nice!

  5. manthy profile image84
    manthyposted 5 years ago

    Thats a good one.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA