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Is Vegetable Oil considered as a safe lubricant?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    just asking.......

    hmm:

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Absolutely....whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger...or would that be slicker...Lol

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        are all oils safe then?

        1. bbnix profile image61
          bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          only careful experimentation will tell for sure...

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            I'm sorry I don't understand do you mind elaborating ???

            big_smile

            1. bbnix profile image61
              bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              First, you go to the market and buy everything that has oil and an oil base...everything....then you line them all up, giggle endlessly, turn off the lights, and one by one, all night long, try one after the other, never knowing what you tried or how they mixed, but only know you loved it so much, then you do it all over again and again and again and...

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                who uses the oil?

                just asking......

                him or her?

                1. bbnix profile image61
                  bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  Both, you mix with your bodies...

    2. CARIBQUEEN profile image76
      CARIBQUEENposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Lubricant for what? Sex or to get something unstuck somewhere. If it is sex, shouldn't the lubricant be water-based rather than oil-based? Where you going with vegetable oil?

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Car maintainance smile

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Car maintainance smile

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Bump

  2. Greek One profile image81
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    some vegetables themselves can create lubrication if properly applied

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      like which ones?

      1. Greek One profile image81
        Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        cucumbers come to mind

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          what about carrots and squash?

          1. Greek One profile image81
            Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            should help with your eyesight

          2. bbnix profile image61
            bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            A barrel of olives might be interesting...

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              kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              ewewewewew

              1. bbnix profile image61
                bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                youyouyouyou...and somebody that drives too fast..

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                  kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  lost in translation

                  don't get it

                  hmm:

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                ugh ugh really ugh

                yikes

  3. LuisEGonzalez profile image81
    LuisEGonzalezposted 5 years ago

    All plant based oils can be used as lubricants..... as far as vegetables......Greek One behave...... lol

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5365101.jpg

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      See playing in olives makes for fine olive oil.....that you put on your avocados..

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    still unsure is all hmm:

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      research research is the only way to know...the not so scientific method...then you write a paper, but you can;t read it, because everything is smeared..

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Dude you need help

        we are here for you

        roll

        1. bbnix profile image61
          bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I'll take all the help I can get....and get...and get..

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/5365172.jpg

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Then there's grapes...what could be a better vintage than that...

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        french fry oil?  Can you use that?

        1. bbnix profile image61
          bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Only the used, incredibly sticky stuff.....

          and of course, you get a snack while your snacking...

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    OMG

    Like stop posting banning is an option here for stupidity

    just joking hubpages team

    actually I lobe bb

    ps hi Chris

    sorry about the oil reference I was publicly curious


    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5337437_f248.jpg

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      And of course, there are government subsidies for oil production..

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
    hmm:

  9. Cardisa profile image90
    Cardisaposted 5 years ago

    I was just wondering......for lubricating what?

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      um um
      my hair

    2. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      What...everybody doesn't sleep covered in oil? Cause..like us gearheads do...

    3. platinumOwl4 profile image41
      platinumOwl4posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      What is being lubricated? And of all the lubricants available why vegetable oil?

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        this is my confusion lol

  10. Cardisa profile image90
    Cardisaposted 5 years ago

    Vege oil is good for squeaky door hinges and rusty locks!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    also great for vegetables I heard big_smile  big_smile

  12. Smart is Good profile image75
    Smart is Goodposted 5 years ago

    Do you mean as a sexual lubricant? If it is then... If you're practicing safe sex with condoms it's not a good idea. Better buy a water based one since oil weakens latex. But if not...the why not?

  13. Jewels profile image80
    Jewelsposted 5 years ago

    Let me just edge in here ladies, and speak from experience.  Coconut oil is a must.

    1.  It doesn't stain your clothes or the sheets.

    2.  The slip factor rises above any previous expectations.

    3.  The smell is subtle and divine.

    4.  It doubles as a tasty product!

    5.  Coconut oil is good externally and internally.

    6.  You could decant a few ounces into your special lubricant jar for special occasions.  Keep in bedside drawer.

    7.  Absolutely no chemicals

    8.  I want to keep finding positives because let me tell you - you will never bother with ky jelly ever again.

    9.  Did I tell you you can eat it?

    10.  Coconut oil doubles as massage oil - so kill two birds with one stone.  You don't want to waste the benefits of a good oil, so rubbing it in and all over makes the experience all the better.

    copyright (c) jewels.

    PS:  Only those who have experienced firsthand are able to write a testimonial (hub) about the benefits of coconut oil as a sexual lubricant. 

    For the best coconut oil - make sure it is not processed to hell and does not contain any added chemicals.  Buy it organically at a health food store and you are assured of a good product that will go on and on and on for as long as you can lol

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You  rock and I am so following you

      big_smile

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        OMG I feel like a knob I'm already following you

        and glad I am

        whew  hmm:

        big_smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5369377.jpg

  15. Jewels profile image80
    Jewelsposted 5 years ago

    Further to the above, and for medical science - I think it only right that mass experiments be conducted on the longevity of condoms with coconut oil as a lubricant.  We may have found the answer to condom maintenance.

    Serious note:  Isn't ky jelly petroleum based so not surprised it eats into the latex which is also petroleum based?  Hmmmm.  All those who wish to take part can leave there results below.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol  lol

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    logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago

    This subject is definetly food for thought! smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol  lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    oil for race cars could work

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      But you have to use hot, tight red fire suits to use it....

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/5375076.jpg

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I'll watch your step.................................just sayin'...

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5375082_f248.jpg

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Hot car for a hot girl...you're so going to lose....

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/5375084_f248.jpg

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5375087.jpg

  22. bbnix profile image61
    bbnixposted 5 years ago

    If you could magnetize the oil everyone could generate electricity and solve the world's energy shortage....that is....if you did something with the oil...maybe in hinges - opening and closing, opening and........................

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5375090_f248.jpg

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Where's the vegetable oil?

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        in the kitchen

        just saying.........

        1. bbnix profile image61
          bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          The kitchen is in the bed?

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            no the bed is in the kitchen

            geez

            roll

            1. bbnix profile image61
              bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              But that would mean crumbs in the bed...present crumb included of course...

              Would an oily crumb be a pastry?

              Would that mean then that some of the stuff in the bed are kitchen appliances?? Cause....just trying to be clear...

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                no an oily  pastry is foreplay

                roll

                1. arias profile image60
                  ariasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh...like chocolate syrup....

                2. bbnix profile image61
                  bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  an oily pastry can be both heaven or hell....

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5375103_f248.jpg

  25. melodyts profile image60
    melodytsposted 5 years ago

    Why,if possible where do you want to apply the said lubricant? If it will not be used internally then possibly it is safe...if not maybe it is.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      welcome to hubpages smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    I just slipped and fell

    just saying.........

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5375135.jpg

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Every medicine cabinet needs some of that...hmm

      1. bbnix profile image61
        bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        hmm

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    uh oh

    dear Team that photo was mistakenly placed if you would be kind enough to remember when considering banning.  Also Maddie we share google circles, I just am so glad so you know.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    changing topic its my thread but your so vain you probably think bb is writing about you

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      bb can't write, he goes on and on and ,,,,,

      He will draw a picture though....

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    how do you hug an apex?

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      With both arms and clutching fingers......

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    anyone here??????????????????????????

    roll

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      ...........no, no one's here .........but the greatest.........just sayin'......XO...

      1. Jewels profile image80
        Jewelsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        You called! cool

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          cool

  32. Alastar Packer profile image82
    Alastar Packerposted 5 years ago

    Hey kimberly, this woman last week told me she can still naturally lube at 63. Is that  really possible or was she pulling my leg?

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Babe I'm a gambler and I put all my money on your leg

      tongue

  33. Alastar Packer profile image82
    Alastar Packerposted 5 years ago

    Hmm...musta been a seduction ploy then. Btw, tired lady gamblers can always have a seat on my leg.

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      jjjjj66posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol  still laughing I swear

      pee

  34. wytegarillaz profile image40
    wytegarillazposted 5 years ago

    This makes interesting reading !I have never used vegetable oil or ky jelly in bed !
    I like the durex play warming intimate lube when a bit extra is needed ,There is a lot of choice here .

    Bet the guy who said he fell in the bathroom and landed on the toilet brush , had to be operated on to have it removed / or the guy that climbed in his window & landed on the tomato sauce bottle   wish he had some lubricant !

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      I am so following you

      lmfao

      veggy oil is awesome.....

      so I heard hmm:

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        oops already following you

        roll

        OK a comment commencing........ 10   9    8   7   6   5   4  3   2.................I can't count my mate did that for me

        hmm:

  35. Jonathan Janco profile image80
    Jonathan Jancoposted 5 years ago

    If you can eat it, you can put it in you any which way.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      nice cool

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    gotta say I'm still not clear on this entire topic, what am I to do?  lol

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      mtsi1098posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      keep yourself from slipping away smile

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        lol  lol  lol  ?

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          mtsi1098posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          besides being oily - hope all is well...

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            and you my slippery friend big_smile

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              mtsi1098posted 5 years ago in reply to this

              wet as usual smile

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                why are we usually wet, confused hmm:

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                  mtsi1098posted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  just reflecting back on a dream hub I read once or twice smile

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                    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    oh my god and here I am writing one, must be the reason or.................  big_smile

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    ExoticHippieQueenposted 5 years ago

    Hahahaha, love the way this is going, kimberly!!!!   

    I have one word:  Astroglide.  That's what I heard. (;

  38. bbnix profile image61
    bbnixposted 5 years ago

    Hmmmm...taking notes here:

    vegetables
    oil
    pastries
    crumbs
    oddly shaped
    oddly liked and disliked
    beds
    kitchens
    personal lubricants

    Sounds like big business or a government official throwing a party....

  39. bbnix profile image61
    bbnixposted 5 years ago

    How about something spicy and latin.....


    Cause, I like that part my heritage that's rooted in hard work, hard play....and yet....spicy hot as hell.....not to mention being over-the-top passionate about it all....,


    So, spicy hot, respectfully, seems appropriate for most all occasions...

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      spicy could be painful

      just saying......

      1. bbnix profile image61
        bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I know...hell.....just sayin.....but the answer lies in a dance between just a touch of passion and not....

  40. Alastar Packer profile image82
    Alastar Packerposted 5 years ago

    KIMBERLY!  She could, We did, and Cougars RULE!

  41. Alastar Packer profile image82
    Alastar Packerposted 5 years ago

    Oh, I almost forgot! She turned me on to a great deal about some property near the Brooklyn Bridge, and if if you want to invest in a sure thing let me know!

  42. theirishobserver. profile image61
    theirishobserver.posted 5 years ago

    It is best when taken out of the chipper after several uses, it is gritty and so has a more massaging effect smile Just Saying smile I heard that in a pub smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I heard that in a pub too

      and fyi

      for those who don't know oil spelled backwards is lio

      Just a tid bit of info you know

      hmm:

  43. Cardisa profile image90
    Cardisaposted 5 years ago

    lol lol lol

    Did you just make that up Kimmy? lio....what's that? lol

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      no search wikipedia its a genital fungus, ironic yes?

      1. bbnix profile image61
        bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        So if you search genital (in the dictionary, of course...geez), do you get wikipedia fiungus...

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          this is correct, yes

          1. bbnix profile image61
            bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            so then if that's true, then its quite plausible that wikipedia genitalia can only be found with a microscope.... just sayin'....purely speculative, of course...

  44. bbnix profile image61
    bbnixposted 5 years ago

    I thought oil spelled backwards was someone special's finger writing on me after I accidently spilled vegetable oil on myself while working upside down....totally working of course....

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      roll



      and btw what's up with my score from 94 to 91 in 3 hours?  The Team hates me  lol

      1. bbnix profile image61
        bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Apparently, the honeymoon is over......time to pull back and write very conservatively........just not sure what that is.....

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          yikes

  45. Cardisa profile image90
    Cardisaposted 5 years ago

    hehehe......lol roll

    lol lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    oil;

    O verly
    I n
    L ove

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      oil,

      outlandishly
      imaginative
      lover

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    oil is also expensive, somebody told me  hmm:

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    Thanks all but I still have no clue what to do and am feeling veggie pressure *sigh*

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5386386_f248.jpg

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        meanie

        1. bbnix profile image61
          bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5386403_f248.jpg

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            how do you get so lame?  I understand your motives but dude, just wrong on all levels ya know?  try to stick with the topic, pretend other people can read it, OK?  lol

            1. bbnix profile image61
              bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              yeah..but I can't read......have to feel my way......and yes, undoubtedly the wrong way....or would that be the right way when using vegetable oil...

        2. bbnix profile image61
          bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5386417.jpg

          1. bbnix profile image61
            bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5386421_f248.jpg

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            was it good for you at least?

            1. bbnix profile image61
              bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              I'll have to back to you on that.... still waiting for the dramatic climax and applause...

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                standing ovation? perv lol

                1. mega1 profile image79
                  mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  lol

                2. bbnix profile image61
                  bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  Hey, I'm class...I wore a hat and shades...

                  http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5388631_f248.jpg

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                    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    You WIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                    for sure saying............

                    lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    back to oil well, wikipedia says;

    For other uses, see Oil (disambiguation).
    An oil is any substance that is liquid at ambient temperatures and is hydrophobic but soluble in organic solvents. Oils have a high carbon and hydrogen content and are nonpolar substances. The general definition above includes compound classes with, and uses, including vegetable oils, petrochemical oils, and volatile essential oils. All oils can be traced back to organic sources.

    1. bbnix profile image61
      bbnixposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      So, then, oils, with their high carbon and hydrogen content, might easily ignite given enough friction and heat....hmmmm....better have an extinguisher handy.....

      so then all oil is vegetable oil then...with a few dinosaurs thrown in for huge measure....

  50. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    in case you need a wet blanket:  as far as veg oil being safe - no, it will not prevent std or pregnancy and in fact, I imagine (altho I don't actually KNOW) it could raise your chances for a vag veggie infection - you know, the kind not nice at all.  ok.  that was a real wet blanket, huh.  lol

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      where you been girl we need you too much manless mones lol

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image80
        Jonathan Jancoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        She's been stuck on the Banned Because thread and then she comes to another thread and shocks the ell out of everyone.
        lol

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          still?  man thats like a year now! lol

        2. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

          oh come on now, who is shocked?  I really doubt I've ever really shocked anyone here!  tongue  big_smile  except with my little emoticons!  tongue lol

      2. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I keep having to actually do actual other stuff!  I don't know why there is still laundry and cooking to do - you'd think by 2011 we'd have eliminated the need for those boring things.  But, so, Kim - how did it work?  did you use the avacado oil?  I think that would be my choice.  Although I do have some magnificent sesame oil which I add essential oils to for nice rubs and massages.  Not that I get much of that lately! tongue sad  big_smile  hmm  yikes  sad

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