Moses supposes his toeses are roses.Either Moses failed botany class, or he still hasn't figured out why everyone runs from the room when he's about to take off his shoes.
why do they call points scored "field goals" in basketball. There is no field. There really isn't a goal for that matter!
Calling someone who is being gross a 'sick little puppy'.
How do you do?Always struck me as funny - how do I do 'what'?
How are you? (which always seems to elicit a ream or two of health complaints...)I found this answer by (I think) Ogden Nash, or some other, equally gifted commentator:"Don't tell your friends about your indigestion;'How are you?' is a greeting, not a question!"
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