Write a headline for a newspaper that has a funny twist or perhaps mind bending wording. A lame example would be "Postman Bites Dog!"Try to keep it within 10 words long.
"Urologist Found Pissed Behind Local Pub!"
Honor Student Wears Dunce Cap At Graduation
Lindsay Lohan Discovers Ethics!
Lindsay Lohan, Is in fact, misunderstood genius.
Local proctologist marries renown astronomer.Couple claims uranus brought them together
World's Dumbest Person Wins Noble Peace Prize!
Paul's most significant challenge yet " ARE YOU REAL?"
Hospital executive vows to reimburse dead patients for long waiting lines
Congress Arrested for Treason.
Woman eats own pussy... animal rights groups enraged, lesbian rights groups cheer
Almonds farmers protest new tax as being 'nuts'
Gynecologist convention opens up despite wet, moist weather
News Flash: Reality is Fantasy and Fantasy is Reality Oh wait....this is already happening and people are unaware..
Near fatal shooting of mobster renews calls for more gun practice
Atheist hit by lightening... witnesses swear thunder sounded like laughter
Atheist addressed god for forgiveness, as predicted worldwide.
Congress temperately closed due to rat infestation... problem evidently unrecognized for 200 years
Politician Confesses He Once Told The Truth.
No God Found - 6 Billion People Died of Heart Attacks!
Price Charles makes love to horse, claims "It was an honest mistake"
Breaking News! Google's Giant Panda KO'd by Yahoo Sucker Punch!
Alien spaceship crashes in Neveda... survivors rounded up and deported by Minutemen
No One Sees Moon Explode Due To Cloudy Conditions!
Steve Jobs biography reveals the egotistical entrepreneur would have name the Palm Pilot the "Hand Jobs" instead
More than 10 words. Alarm, moderator.
He lost track. This comes from typing with one hand and counting with the other.
I am not sure, but I think Greek One might have overdosed on strong coffee! Maybe his reply button is stuck!
Solar Flare Hits North Pole Santa Died
Steve-Jobs-biography-reveals-the-egotistical-entrepreneur-would-have-name-the- Palm-Pilot-the "Hand Jobs" instead
Still more than 10 words.
Countess of Words overthrown by Prince of Prose
Prince of Prose KO'd By Countess of Words
Seamstress addresses court and leaves jury in stitches
Judge admits, we'll have to unpick this.
Greek vibrator manufacturer in arrears
Dog Wins Lottery!
Cat Learns To Tap Dance To Fred Astaire.
Page break! How do I go about bidding on the rights for these wonderful stories... (and naturally their accompanying, original photographs!)
Swiss Reverend claims "God Alps those who Alps themselves"
Mexican Weather forecast.. cold today, hot tamales
President Declares World Peace Then Shoots Self!
Scandal! First Lady went to Second Base in 3rd District
Breaking News: Homeless Woman Runs For Presidency!
Sarah Palin changes her mind.
Penetration of "market way, way up" claims Viagra CEO
Summer subway delays, passengers sandwiched till toasted
Subway manager confesses, it's been a bit of a hothouse.
Hunger strike meeting organizers break for lunch
I have no appetite declares one.
Sarah Palin debriefs Glen Rice on, and during, scandal
Rice appears happy, it's all in the groin, he admits
"You're making mountain out of molehills" Plastic surgeon tells trial
Russian vaulter blames slip on hurried technique
Poles Head To Polls To Elect Head of Poles
Turkey runs afoul of poultry laws... Goose is cooked
Turkey states "all my christmas's came at once"
Bangkok born actor claims Phuket porn industry hard to get into
Teen discovers father's Playboy Stash, sustains 100 paper cuts
Scientists declare new theory on intestinal tract is full of #%@@#
Senator Admits Scandal With Pit Bull!
First Woman World President Elected, No Elections Held!
Chaos Allowed to Ensue One Week in Four!
Superman Is Real, Batman Is Hoax!
Superwoman Found? Sally's Trove On Hubpages!
Hollywood Scandal! Charlie Sheen Is An Alien!
Amazing Feat Newspaper Printed Without Headline!
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