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Challange to Write an Interesting Headline.

  1. Don Fairchild profile image83
    Don Fairchildposted 5 years ago

    Write a headline for a newspaper that has a funny twist or perhaps mind bending wording.  A lame example would be "Postman Bites Dog!"
    Try to keep it within 10 words long.

    1. Don Fairchild profile image83
      Don Fairchildposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      "Urologist Found Pissed Behind Local Pub!"

  2. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Honor Student Wears Dunce Cap At Graduation

  3. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Lindsay Lohan Discovers Ethics!

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Lindsay Lohan, Is in fact, misunderstood genius.

  4. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Local proctologist marries renown astronomer.

    Couple claims uranus brought them together

  5. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    World's Dumbest Person Wins Noble Peace Prize! wink

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Paul's most significant challenge yet " ARE YOU REAL?"

  6. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Hospital executive vows to reimburse dead patients for long waiting lines

  7. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Congress Arrested for Treason.

  8. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Woman eats own pussy... animal rights groups enraged, lesbian rights groups cheer

  9. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Almonds farmers protest new tax as being 'nuts'

  10. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Gynecologist convention opens up despite wet, moist weather

  11. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    News Flash: Reality is Fantasy and Fantasy is Reality lol














    Oh wait....this is already happening and people are unaware.. lol

  12. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Near fatal shooting of mobster renews calls for more gun practice

  13. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Atheist hit by lightening... witnesses swear thunder sounded like laughter

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Atheist addressed god for forgiveness, as predicted worldwide.

  14. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Congress temperately closed due to rat infestation... problem evidently unrecognized for 200 years

  15. 2uesday profile image86
    2uesdayposted 5 years ago

    Politician Confesses He Once Told The Truth.

  16. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    No God Found - 6 Billion People Died of Heart Attacks! hmm

  17. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Price Charles makes love to horse, claims "It was an honest mistake"

  18. Gordon Hamilton profile image94
    Gordon Hamiltonposted 5 years ago

    Breaking News! Google's Giant Panda KO'd by Yahoo Sucker Punch!

  19. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Alien spaceship crashes in Neveda... survivors rounded up and deported by Minutemen

  20. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    No One Sees Moon Explode Due To Cloudy Conditions! wink

  21. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Steve Jobs biography reveals the egotistical entrepreneur would have name the Palm Pilot the "Hand Jobs" instead

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      More than 10 words. Alarm, moderator.

      1. couturepopcafe profile image61
        couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        He lost track.  This comes from typing with one hand and counting with the other.

      2. Don Fairchild profile image83
        Don Fairchildposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I am not sure, but I think Greek One might have overdosed on strong coffee!  Maybe his reply button is stuck!  wink

  22. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Solar Flare Hits North Pole Santa Died wink

  23. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Steve-Jobs-biography-reveals-the-egotistical-entrepreneur-would-have-name-the- Palm-Pilot-the "Hand Jobs" instead

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Still more than 10 words.

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Countess of Words overthrown by Prince of Prose

        1. Cagsil profile image61
          Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Prince of Prose KO'd By Countess of Words tongue

  24. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Seamstress addresses court and leaves jury in stitches

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Judge admits, we'll have to unpick this.

  25. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Greek vibrator manufacturer in arrears

  26. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Dog Wins Lottery! wink

  27. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Cat Learns To Tap Dance To Fred Astaire. wink

  28. Gordon Hamilton profile image94
    Gordon Hamiltonposted 5 years ago

    Page break! How do I go about bidding on the rights for these wonderful stories... (and naturally their accompanying, original photographs!) lol

  29. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Swiss Reverend claims "God Alps those who Alps themselves"

  30. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Mexican Weather forecast.. cold today, hot tamales

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Hace frio.

  31. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    President Declares World Peace Then Shoots Self! smile

  32. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Scandal! First Lady went to Second Base in 3rd District

  33. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Breaking News: Homeless Woman Runs For Presidency!

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Sarah Palin changes her mind.

  34. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Penetration of "market way, way up" claims Viagra CEO

  35. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Summer subway delays, passengers sandwiched till toasted

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Subway manager confesses, it's been a bit of a hothouse.

  36. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Hunger strike meeting organizers break for lunch

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I have no appetite declares one.

  37. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Sarah Palin debriefs Glen Rice on, and during, scandal

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Rice appears happy, it's all in the groin, he admits

  38. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    "You're making mountain out of molehills" Plastic surgeon tells trial

  39. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Russian vaulter blames slip on hurried technique

  40. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Poles Head To Polls To Elect Head of Poles

  41. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Turkey runs afoul of poultry laws... Goose is cooked

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Turkey states "all my christmas's came at once"

  42. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Bangkok born actor claims Phuket porn industry hard to get into

  43. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Teen discovers father's Playboy Stash, sustains 100 paper cuts

  44. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    Scientists declare new theory on intestinal tract is full of #%@@#

  45. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Senator Admits Scandal With Pit Bull! smile

  46. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    First Woman World President Elected, No Elections Held! smile

    1. Gordon Hamilton profile image94
      Gordon Hamiltonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Chaos Allowed to Ensue One Week in Four!

  47. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Superman Is Real, Batman Is Hoax! lol

  48. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Superwoman Found? Sally's Trove On Hubpages! lol

  49. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Hollywood Scandal! Charlie Sheen Is An Alien! wink

  50. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Amazing Feat Newspaper Printed Without Headline! lol

 
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