What makes you most embarrassed?
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago
0I'm sorry but I have to confess when I fall on the street I pretend or act like it never happened because I am so embarrassed.
On the flip side, and I cannot control this, when I see someone else fall on the street, I can't for the life of me, stop laughing
However, falling in the street is small fry compared to some of my other embarrassing moments. When I was about 19 I was trying to catch the attention of a boy I liked at a party. He was in the kitchen. I used the excuse of needing to get a light for my cigarette of the cooker. I had very long curly hair at the time. I lent over the hob to light my cigarette, the flames caught my hair and the hairspray helped ignite the flames even further. He had to throw water on my head to put the fire out. I lost my eyelashes and eyebrows, too. This was not an attractive look.
OMG HOLLIE I LOVE YOU! JUST LIKE ME!
I was waiting at the subway one day in rayon pants with nylons [80;s] and had to be told by a gentleman ever so sweetly that my pants were on the floor and I didn't know cause I thought the nylons were pants.
Since the 80's I have never returned to that subway stop I swear
oh and they were control top to boot!-
It's always really reassuring when I hear people have had really embarrassing experiences too. At least we're able to laugh at ourselves.
love it
- awesome!
- That is funny! I guess I do the same thing, but I don't laugh at anyone else falling or slipping-unless I can't help myself cuz it really looks funny.
- blake4dposted 12 years ago0
I say pause as long as whatever it is takes to cause the pause
What makes me most embarrassed is when my ADHD gets the better of me in a social situation or a public place and I talk too loud, or too much, or my behavior gets disruptive and I come off looking like a total jerk.
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
OK I am letting it out
I tooted in Sak's Fifth Avenue {in stereo] but thank god it was in the foyer so I ran out and down 3 blocks as fast as I could
I think I was followed [not by a human get my drift-oh no don't] - Home Girlposted 12 years ago0
gotta love children
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
Me too, this is something I have learnt to live with, however, my two teenagers are always scolding me for embarrassing behavior. Talk about role reversal.
ha and for me it's the uptight neighbours who clearly have never been embarrassed or looked at themselves in the mirror oops
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
I'm embarrassed my hubscore is 92 and I lost 2 fans today
I DONT CARE YOU TWO
whew I do but had to embarrass myself into another post
no worries I do not go postal often
Never mind, you've just gained a new follower.
ya well so have you
I realize that could be embarrassing
oops
:Thank you. Embarrassment is my second name and second nature.
LMFAO
embarrassed I don't know what that means:Well, I'll set my hair alight and you pull your pants down. We'll try to remember together.
- OMG
Sorry speak up couldn't hear you
My most embarrassing moment(s) was at the gym one day a few years ago. I was running on the treadmill and literally flopped stomach first onto the floor. I went "sheesh!' to my neighbors who were trying to pretend like they didn't notice. About 5 minutes later, BAM... I'm doing another face plant on the floor. K, once again they acted like they didn't see it! I was horrified... but simultaneously in hysterics. I still think of that day every time I get on a treadmill (I go to a different gym now).
I've had some other doozers back in the day, Kim. You know... back in "those" days. Good news? It didn't embarrass me at the time. But, I was perfectly sober at the gym that day.
- ouch
( Least I would have waited to laugh)
I did something similar,wait,no nooo nooo it wasnt. This fancy new gym opened and offered free personal assessments so I talked my sis into going and off we went.
We jokingly fought over which trainer we would choose,and so as to get the jump on her I moved forward and introduced myself to the 'hunkiest looking one'...except I tripped on my own shoe (bumblefoot) ,didnt make the handshake,and ackwardly banged into him. Now ,I could have lived with that ungraceful moment,if it hadnt been for that ..FART.
Oh they all wanted me after that :lol
Laugh at your embarrassing situations. Their not really your embarrassing situations, they belong to those who pretend they've never had any.
- blake4dposted 12 years ago0
It is completely embarrassing that I have not finished my Rubiks Cube in 25 years now. But it is even worse that I was asked to play the game Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader on Facebook...
Unfortunately, I was not able to successfully load the app, so that I could play. I could see all the questions, but for some reason could not click to answer any of them. By the end of the game I had a score of 0 out of like 20 questions.
Apparently I am not even smart enough to be a Fifth Grader. Heavy sigh, head hung low...Shut down computer. LMAO - kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
I WON A HUBBIE AWARD AND SO EMBARRASSED FOR GLOATING NOW CAN'T TAKE IT BACK
I SO ROCK - kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
Pull up a chair and I am embarrassed I am going to tell this on the worldwide web
Here we go PG 30
Now I am okay with having never been an overly sexy girl or not one with large breasts, hips, or lips but all I had was long legs. And dance I did for 14 years. I mean everyday even longer than allowed, wearing out of shoes and leotards weekly. I was super strong from my hips down and looked like a ferret everywhere else.
I ried endlessly and desperately to find sexiness some other way, OK so the boys would want me too.
Virginal late in life I had no reference points for sexuality and frankly it grossed me out but I just had to know. But whom?
The night arrived, a Saturday and the most magnificent boy asked me to a house party. I was terrified OMG.
Rod Stewart's 'Tonights the Night' started playing on the record machine, he held my hand and led me to a soon to be closed bedroom with a single bed in it.
The details that transpired next are engraved in my self esteem like a dragon. Remember I knew nothing and waited for his lead. His lead came. No kissing hugging or snuggling: he just rudely pushed the top of my head to his surprisingly unzipped bell bottoms
sorry had to re group from the trauma
Anyway I knew enough to know what he wanted and proceeded with caution as I blew on his privates repeatedly, remember my strength as I also wrapped my thighs around his calves, he couldn't move, I'm blowing like a hairdryer none the wiser and he starts to scream which attracts about 8 classmates in the room just as he breaks free and exits leaving classmates laughing and mocking me. I changed schools, boyfriends and bought a book on what a BJ really was
Yep Most embarrassed never saw him again whew
BEAT THATIt's more embarrassing that I thought that was cool.......in a cutest breezy kind of way..
chilli I say
hope he got a bladder infection
I bow down and quite frankly blowin away by this revelation -
now I am the lamest? [english is my 77th language]
how embarrassing:
- blake4dposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
I am embarrassed terribly when hubbers stop posting and cannot be found while I am the only one playing
That's really lame: 
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
My kids embarrassed me:
Why does that lady smell stinky? (no need to wait til we have left the waiting room son-just blurt it out,right there)
Or pulled over for not having tail light not working, and Master 5 piping up from the backseat," Mum said to look out for cops" n giving him the biggest cheesy smile....mine,not so....that's an ace I can't even begin to imagine what situations occur and I'm so embarrassed for you
I think I just busted an artery laughing -omg embarrassing too hold on got one.......
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
go get em girl! - kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
my insane cousin had us wear pumpkin orange bridesmaid dresses and there were 8 bridesmaids. The other girls didn't seem to be bothered at all and it was everything I could do to not laugh as they read their vows and we stood like carrots witnessing the event. Well I stressed to keep my lips together when suddenly I thought of carrot noses for pumpkins in squash wedding cake, I completely lost it but not opening my mouth made loud snorting noises until it all came out my nose onto my dress.
I never got a thank you card for the wineglasses
guess they should have been in orange I got pantsed while I was on the pull up bar in gym class a long time ago. That day I was wearing a thong.
Other than that not much embarrasses me, not as bad as the thong incident anyways 
stupid is what stupid does
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0:
- Wilfionposted 12 years ago0
that actually means your cool and a trend setter
Do ya think this makes my butt look fat?
now that's hot and embarrassing
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
My niece gave me !0 if I would shut up for 10 minutes
:
I made $2: - kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
2 days ago I broke my thumb nail getting my platinum American Express Card out of my wallet at Tiffany's.
The salesgirl even gasped as she put her perfectly manicured hand on her chest.
Needles to say I was not just embarrassed but mortified
I have that too so I just keep saying ci ci ci gracious gracious Ola
but no one ever responds:
way worse here is French, I can't even make out a vowel
good one
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
um, just lit a cigarette and burnt/singed my nose hairs
that's not as embarrassing as it is sore
embarrassing is I am still posting in this thread primarily by myself
glad for Bard of Ely - kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
I'm embarrassed to admit I embarrass myself when embarrassed
: Flatulence makes me embarrassed
its so quiet isn't it?
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
ok so i was embarrassed AGAIN!
PHEWWWW! I smell something......I wonder what it could be
stop it cardisa-
now officially a fart threat
there I said it
oh TOS laugh a little
god please just saw this
- ahorsebackposted 12 years ago0
I took my 81 year old mother shopping for a new oven yesterday. In the store, she inspected every piece of one particular oven, asked multiple questions, measured it, asked if they could put it on casters so she could pull it out for easy cleaning, then hummed and arghed about the shelves. We were in the store for one hour and fifteen minutes. The ever so patient sales man eventually said "Would you like to place an order for it madam" To which my mother replied " No thanks, I was just browsing" I could have died of embarrassment on the spot.
Aww bless her !
I feel your pain-my dad (passed now) was exactly the same way
I have three sisters and four brothers and we experienced his ,shall we say unique style, and we all have many stories to tell. Im sure people thought we were exaggerating. I wrote a story once in high school,where my dad was the main character,teacher gave me an 'A' and left the comment -what an amazing imagination it wasnt imagined.Families, you couldn't make it ups could you.
My dad, like your's, was just the same before he passed away, but I'd say slightly more embarrassing. To make matters worse, after I got home, my mum rang me and said " I am interested in that oven, would you take me back on Monday for another look?" Oh, please I thought, not wanting to face the salesman again. So I said, " Shall we go to another store, you can't have been that keen on that one or you'd have bought it" She says " Look, I just want to make sure I'm getting value for money, it's got to last me the rest of my life! " Oh please, where has this new idea come from . Thanks Cardisa, it's my mum, she is sweet but it can be embarrassing. I think it's all down to the second world war, they didn't have anything, so every penny has always had to be accounted for. The worst part of the nightmare shopping episode though, was when we first walked in to the store, she said at the top of her voice (she's going deaf) " I've given that vibrator to Hollie (my daughter) to give to you this morning." I was like, what???? She actually meant a vibrating back massager. I knew things could only get worse from that point on wards.
- Hollie you can tell us the truth, was it really a back massager?
Honestly
there's no way I'd let my mother near anything else.
- ahorsebackposted 12 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
no, wrong finger wanker
Nothing came out!What's wrong can't take the heat?
I am gonna pull all your fingers and toes off for saying that
sista do Jamaicans toot different like is there a ritual circle celebratory dance or anything?
Just wondering we celebrate by denial, it never works, except I don't toot so don't quote me 'k?she keeps embarrassing herself eh?
- kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago0
I'm too embarrassed to tell you what just happen OMG!
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