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LEXIPHILES

  1. Stacie L profile image86
    Stacie Lposted 5 years ago

    LEXIPHILES
    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.

    The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

    The batteries were given out free of charge.

    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

    A will is a dead giveaway.

    If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

    You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

    A boiled egg is hard to beat.

    When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

    Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

    A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

    In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

    He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

    Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

    Acupuncture: a jab well done.

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    DoorMattnomoreposted 5 years ago

    lol  hahahaa   "repossesed"  god one!!  haa

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      oops. I meant good.  hahahaa

  3. Stacie L profile image86
    Stacie Lposted 5 years ago

    "If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed"
    yeah this was funny..i wish I'd thought of them.
    anyone have any more to add?

  4. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    1. Stacie L profile image86
      Stacie Lposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I just found this..good one

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    Brenda Durhamposted 5 years ago

    Those are great!

 
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