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How do you feel about Blond Jokes?

  1. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    FINALLY,
    THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked him what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'  'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'

    1. couturepopcafe profile image61
      couturepopcafeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      So this blonde stood for several minutes one morning staring intently at a carton of orange juice.  When her husband came into the kitchen, he asked what she was doing.  She replied, "the carton says 'concentrate'."

    2. Sally's Trove profile image99
      Sally's Troveposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Nice twist.

      1. mega1 profile image81
        mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        yeh, glad you noticed that.  See, I'm ok with blonde jokes - even if I am not personally blonde, any longer.  But, the thing is, they're always about female blondes!  And, personally, I mean just speaking for myself, that is, I've known a few real doozy men blondes, too.  If you know what I mean!  So being ever at the forefront of new movements toward equality of the sexes I . . .

        1. Sally's Trove profile image99
          Sally's Troveposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol

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            writeronlineposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Here's another twist for you. Tiniest bit grubby, but hey, you want it to be funny, doncha?

            -----

            Yummy (brunette) mummy shopping in a supermarket notices a handsome muscular blonde boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.

            Making sure she goes through his line she leans over, and down, and asks if he'll carry her groceries out, to which he responds, "Sure lady."

            They no sooner get out of the store than she gets up close, strokes his arm and purrs "I've got an itchy pussy."

            To which our blonde Adonis responds, "You'll have to point it out lady, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."

            1. mega1 profile image81
              mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

              bada bada BOOM!  thread killer!  qest que cest?

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I don't get it mega?????

  2. thooghun profile image85
    thooghunposted 5 years ago

    One day a blonde decided that she would finally take the kids to Disney land. So she set off early in the morning amid the cheers and rapturous applause of her children.

    Ten minutes later she came sobbing back home to her startled husband who asked why she came home so quickly.

    "I saw a sign saying Disneyland left sad"

  3. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 5 years ago

    A blonde calls up the pharmacy to ask about her prescription:
    "It says here...take 1 tablet four times a day. So, I've taken the first one, now how do I get it back to take it again 3 more times today?"

  4. Repairguy47 profile image60
    Repairguy47posted 5 years ago

    What do you call 40 blondes in a freezer?




    Frosted flakes.

  5. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 5 years ago

    What do intelligent blondes and UFO's have in common?

    You hear about 'em but you never see 'em.

  6. Greekgeek profile image97
    Greekgeekposted 5 years ago

    Q: Why do men tell so many blonde jokes?
    A: Because they're the only ones simple enough for most guys to remember.


    (rimshot)

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

    WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES?

    cause there are lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      your welcome

      1. mega1 profile image81
        mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        you mean "you're welcome" don't ya?

  9. Dave Mathews profile image60
    Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago

    I think blonde jokes are deserved since 99.9% of blondes come out of a bottle of bleach they have no true identity they are mostly fakes.

    1. mega1 profile image81
      mega1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      you gave me a sudden urge to defend blondes!  woooaaaa -ever since 11-11-11 things just ain't been the same with me.  Dude, 99% of them could be real!  and then the other, like, 12% - is my estimate - are bottle blondes or as we would say nowadays "enhanced"!

 
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