The wizard soon began to speak again " I hope your going to wash that plate? i am not doing it again, your 26 and still living at home, all yor brothers are married into nice families, when are you going to leave and be a man? she said..
The knight decided he had had enough of these drunken ramblings from a wizard claiming to be his mother (who was also male), so he stood up and drew his sword and pointed it towards the sky and said the following timeless phrase, used countless times throughout history to gain freinds and influence people;
Suddenly, a forceful knock on the door pushed the door open revealing a strangely clad man in brown who proclaimed, ¨I´m the district bowel inspector here for the annual inspection of all bowels belonging to that those that have eaten an entire pig within the last 24 hours and wizards¨!
Just a quick heads up that there's something new and fun going on, now 'til June 15th, headed up by our very own lmmartin. If you're familiar with the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, you'll know how much fun this...