How can you be more psychic?

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   ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years ago

   Hi guys I'm trying to learn to be more psychic. Can anyone help?

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      A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Most Psychics exhibit the same characteristics and qualities as someone whose had a pre-frontal lobotomy, so you probably want to get one of those first.

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         ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I just did a little research on frontal lobotomies...
         
         Apparently they are performed best by shoving a long stick so far up your nose that it perforates the frontal cortex of your brain.
         
         You sir, are under arrest for thinking disgusting thoughts.

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            A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            And, then one winds up believing they're psychic...
            
            Or, was it psychotic?

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      TMMasonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Go train as a profiler for the FBI.
      
      They understand the art of cold Reading more than most.
      
      That is all most "Psychics" are after all.

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         ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks TMMason. Do you know where I can go to sign up as a profiler for the FBI?

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            TMMasonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            A very good friend of mine made it into thier fine Org. It took his whole childhood of never screwing up or having any fun, then school and grades and then from college... etc.
            
            It is a long hard road.
            
            but no.. no idea how you could get in there.
            
            But cold reading is an art and the FBI use it constantly. You can pick up books on it.

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               ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               It never hurts to try and achieve your dreams.
               
               At least once you stop pricking yourself with needles.
               
               www.itanimulli.com

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      nightwork4posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      it's 99.9999999% a con. it has been proven time and time again that being psychic is a hoax. if it was real, there is no way these people wouldn't be incredibly wealthy and powerful.

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   ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years ago

   I need some help policing your future world. Can anyone help plz?

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   Cagsilposted 12 years ago

   Policing my future world?
   
   In the future of the world.....thought police would not ever be necessary, so I guess you're wasting your time. But then again, it's your time to waste.

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   ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years ago

   The thought police are much alike an alien species revealing himself unto to the world.
   
   

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      Cagsilposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Peter Hogganposted 12 years ago

   Learn how to use the rainbow ruse. It won’t improve your psychic abilities but it will impress the hell out of people gullible enough to fall for that sort of crap.
   
   Just search big G.

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      ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry Peter, but this advice is of no use to me. I am only lokoing for info on how I can be more psychic. Thanks anyways.

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         Peter Hogganposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Then ask a psychic!
         
         Or search on google for snake oil.

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   Muldaniaposted 12 years ago

   Most people have had a psychic experience, but it is usually unexpected and spontaneous.  However, there are psychic circles, which Spiritualist churches run, so asking at your local church should point you in the right direction, if you want to try and encourage psychic development.

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      ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years agoin reply to this

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   ThoughtPoliceposted 12 years ago

   I need more help in how to become more psychic.
   
   Please Help Me Police Your Thoughts Today.

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   rbe0posted 12 years ago

   Try using xxxxx xxxxx.
   
   Works for meeeee....
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52wdW9titPI

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   rbe0posted 12 years ago

   Reached a milestone in this experiment today.
   Fixed a small mechanical problem with my scanner using only my thoughts.
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   Also, My second monitor (been broken for a week) is now showing signs of life.

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    rbe0posted 12 years ago

    Today I experienced clairvoyance for the first time that I can remember.
    It lasted maybe 30 minutes to an hour.
    During this time I communicated instantaneously with the world using only my thoughts.
    I could both hear and speak to other clairvoyant individuals.
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    Took me only 5 days to reach my goal. Not bad IMO.
    But now i am afraid of this poewr. I am afraid of abusing it.
    I am now taking a break to think things over.

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