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How can you be more psychic?

  1. ThoughtPolice profile image61
    ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago

    Hi guys I'm trying to learn to be more psychic. Can anyone help?

    1. A Troubled Man profile image61
      A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Most Psychics exhibit the same characteristics and qualities as someone whose had a pre-frontal lobotomy, so you probably want to get one of those first. smile

      1. ThoughtPolice profile image61
        ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I just did a little research on frontal lobotomies...

        Apparently they are performed best by shoving a long stick so far up your nose that it perforates the frontal cortex of your brain.

        You sir, are under arrest for thinking disgusting thoughts.

        1. A Troubled Man profile image61
          A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          And, then one winds up believing they're psychic...

          Or, was it psychotic? smile

    2. TMMason profile image73
      TMMasonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Go train as a profiler for the FBI.

      They understand the art of cold Reading more than most.

      That is all most "Psychics" are after all.

      1. ThoughtPolice profile image61
        ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks TMMason. Do you know where I can go to sign up as a profiler for the FBI?

        1. TMMason profile image73
          TMMasonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          A very good friend of mine made it into thier fine Org. It took his whole childhood of never screwing up or having any fun, then school and grades and then from college... etc.

          It is a long hard road.

          but no.. no idea how you could get in there.

          But cold reading is an art and the FBI use it constantly. You can pick up books on it.

          1. ThoughtPolice profile image61
            ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            It never hurts to try and achieve your dreams.

            At least once you stop pricking yourself with needles.

            www.itanimulli.com

    3. nightwork4 profile image59
      nightwork4posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      it's 99.9999999% a con. it has been proven time and time again that being psychic is a hoax. if it was real, there is no way these people wouldn't be incredibly wealthy and powerful.

  2. ThoughtPolice profile image61
    ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago

    I need some help policing your future world. Can anyone help plz?

  3. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    Policing my future world? roll

    In the future of the world.....thought police would not ever be necessary, so I guess you're wasting your time. But then again, it's your time to waste. lol

  4. ThoughtPolice profile image61
    ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago

    The thought police are much alike an alien species revealing himself unto to the world.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cu105pWqG3E/S5z4c3mrP3I/AAAAAAAAADc/Xv2Jm8oEcc8/s400/Cheney_and_Bush_Borg.jpg

    1. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      roll

  5. Peter Hoggan profile image86
    Peter Hogganposted 5 years ago

    Learn how to use the rainbow ruse. It won’t improve your psychic abilities but it will impress the hell out of people gullible enough to fall for that sort of crap.

    Just search big G.

    1. ThoughtPolice profile image61
      ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Sorry Peter, but this advice is of no use to me. I am only lokoing for info on how I can be more psychic. Thanks anyways.

      1. Peter Hoggan profile image86
        Peter Hogganposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Then ask a psychic!

        Or search on google for snake oil.

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    Muldaniaposted 5 years ago

    Most people have had a psychic experience, but it is usually unexpected and spontaneous.  However, there are psychic circles, which Spiritualist churches run, so asking at your local church should point you in the right direction, if you want to try and encourage psychic development.

    1. ThoughtPolice profile image61
      ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago in reply to this

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    2. ThoughtPolice profile image61
      ThoughtPoliceposted 5 years ago

      I need more help in how to become more psychic.

      Please Help Me Police Your Thoughts Today.

    3. rbe0 profile image60
      rbe0posted 5 years ago

      Try using xxxxx xxxxx.

      Works for meeeee....

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52wdW9titPI

    4. rbe0 profile image60
      rbe0posted 5 years ago

      Reached a milestone in this experiment today.
      Fixed a small mechanical problem with my scanner using only my thoughts.
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      Also, My second monitor (been broken for a week) is now showing signs of life.

    5. rbe0 profile image60
      rbe0posted 5 years ago

      Today I experienced clairvoyance for the first time that I can remember.
      It lasted maybe 30 minutes to an hour.
      During this time I communicated instantaneously with the world using only my thoughts.
      I could both hear and speak to other clairvoyant individuals.
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      Took me only 5 days to reach my goal. Not bad IMO.
      But now i am afraid of this poewr. I am afraid of abusing it.
      I am now taking a break to think things over.

     
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