It always sucked as a kid having a birthday the day after christmas...
It's my birthday so you have to be nice to me...
Think nice thoughts or else I will know...
I am becoming more psychic by the hour...
Have you ever heard the expression: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar? Be nice! It pays. I know, because my birthday is tomorrow and always, since I was a little child I have been using the "guilt" card and talking about how "you don't need to get me anything, I know you don't have much this year" and "don't worry about me, I'll bake myself a cupcake or something" and it really worked, until recently. Now, people look at me and their eyes glaze over and they think, "that old bag? she's had enough birthdays, already. she really doesn't need any presents from me! that's for sure".
But, have a good time, ThoughtPolice - and don't worry about me. I'll be thinking the best thoughts I can, considering!
Happy Birthday to you! I'm thinking nice thoughts all day today, so put that ticket pad away!
Having a consistent supply of eggnog on your birthday does have its benefits...
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