It always sucked as a kid having a birthday the day after christmas...
It's my birthday so you have to be nice to me...
Think nice thoughts or else I will know...
I am becoming more psychic by the hour...
Have you ever heard the expression: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar? Be nice! It pays. I know, because my birthday is tomorrow and always, since I was a little child I have been using the "guilt" card and talking about how "you don't need to get me anything, I know you don't have much this year" and "don't worry about me, I'll bake myself a cupcake or something" and it really worked, until recently. Now, people look at me and their eyes glaze over and they think, "that old bag? she's had enough birthdays, already. she really doesn't need any presents from me! that's for sure".
But, have a good time, ThoughtPolice - and don't worry about me. I'll be thinking the best thoughts I can, considering!
Happy Birthday to you! I'm thinking nice thoughts all day today, so put that ticket pad away!
Having a consistent supply of eggnog on your birthday does have its benefits...
by Fluffymetal6 years ago
OMG... I'm going to be 33!! Where did the time go? What should I do? All my friends are either living in Mississippi (and I'm in TX) or live in cyberspace. Let's party hubbers
by Wendy Iturrizaga7 years ago
All the best to our awesome Ryan Hupfer!
by KCC Big Country7 years ago
Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday dear Laughing Mom....Happy Birthday to you!Happy Birthday!!
by saleheensblog6 years ago
a sweet sister, a lovely friend and an exciting young girl what she is. I wish her a very prosperous life in her ** th birthday.Manny many happy return of the day Nikita.
by Writer Fox2 years ago
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by ProCW7 years ago
Would anyone like some...?I'm sure she'll share.Did she just turn 21 today? Best wishes to you, Shirley.May you have a truly fantastic day!Your friend,ProCW
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