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For Mark Knowles and all who dabble in Investments

  1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 7 years ago

    I couldn't resist sharing this. enjoy

    Investment tips for 2008

    With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice.  For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

    Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

    1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
    Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
    Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

    4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
    ZipAudiDoDa .

    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
    Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
    Knott NOW!

    And finally...

    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:

  2. Dottie1 profile image81
    Dottie1posted 7 years ago

    Love it.  Love it.  Love it.   I'll be discussing these seriously funny investment tips with my financial advisor to be sure I get in on the ground floor, LOL.   Thanks Zsuzsy Bee for sharing this great news.

  3. Shadesbreath profile image89
    Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago


  4. Shirley Anderson profile image87
    Shirley Andersonposted 7 years ago

    lol     lol     lol