Juggle the Joker

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image91
    DzyMsLizzyposted 4 years ago

    A juggler was on his way to a performance when he was stopped by a cop, who asked him, "What are you doing with all this lighter fluid and matches in your car?"
    The fellow replied, "I'm a juggler, and I juggle flaming torches."
    the cop was skeptical.  "Oh yeah?  Let's see!"
    So, the juggler got out of his car, set up his stuff, and began masterfully juggling the fiery torches.

    A man and woman happend to drive by just then, and the woman said, "Wow! I'm glad I stopped drinking!  Look what they're making you do now for a sobriety test!"