Epoxy over the USB ports. (this will keep others out of your ports) We've destroyed out a few kinds of users to reproduce you. It wouldn't topple everyone to make out. We have tips for excluding-crack users. (why exclude drug addicts?) for humanity who dearth to payoff annals (I don't want to know) PCs are of course not kept in generate-lined chambers, rival by linebackers. (football?)
It certainly sounds more reasonable now doesn't it.