Norwegian HubNuggets, Ballad of John and Shirley

A Day in the Life

We had been sucked once again into the cracked mirror and we were swirling through time and space, wondering where we’d end up this time.

My curls were twisting around my face, filling my nostrils with the smell of that new conditioner for frizzy hair that I had decided to try. Nice, I liked it. A cascade of ringlets and wayward strands of kinky frizz was covering my eyes, blocking my vision completely. Thankfully, I had managed to grab something furry as we were drawn headlong into the mirror, so I knew that when we landed, at least two of us would be together. I could tell by the yowl of pain and the hiss when I closed my hand around that silky fur that it was RedElf that I had latched onto, not B.T.

Across the Universe

Though (or maybe because) we travelled at tremendous speed, we didn’t have long or far to go. Suddenly, the crew was dumped unceremoniously to a hard floor in a strange place. It took a minute for us to get our bearings. When we did, we saw something I’d been waiting almost my whole life to see.

Huddled as a group, we clung to each other. All around us, young teenage girls were screaming, weeping, fainting. What was going on? The noise was almost deafening and there were lots of men in blue uniforms holding back the crowd. It wasn’t until we moved forward a bit that I realized where we were.

I think we all recognized right away what we were seeing, though it was hard to believe. My jaw dropped, Zsuzsy Bee’s eyes glazed over and I picked up kitten RedElf so she could see what was happening. Beside me, Sci-PI stared transfixed in the direction of what was causing all the excitement.

B.T. Evilpants was the only one who could speak. Well, sort of, he was jumping up and down, trying to see better. “Is that who I think it is?!?”

We gals couldn’t speak. We were too busy crying, shrieking and swooning just like every other female who has ever attended a concert by....you guessed it by the title...The Beatles! *sigh*

It was the most phenomenal moment of my life and I think the others felt the same way. If they didn’t, they won’t tell me because I’m the Captain, they’ll just agree with me like a good crew should.

“So, we’re in the sixties at a Beatles concert. That’s so amazingly cool! For once, the mirror put us somewhere good,” BT said. The concert had ended but females of the group hadn’t stabilized yet. However, BT has a pretty good head under those antlers. “I’d better get you girls some air.”

Reaching the lobby, Commander Sci-PI reached down to what we thought was a concert program that was laying on the floor. "Holy cow, this isn't a program, this is a partial list of HubNuggets! I think it's this week's first category - Arts and Design. I'll send these to Simone right away, so people can start reading and voting." Our Science Officer is pretty level-headed, herself.

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John Lennon spotted me and the rest of the HubNuggets team from the stage

We were poleaxed, petrified Norwegian Wood

John fell hard for me, even wrote a song about it

I Saw Her Standing There

With the first batch of nuggets found and taken care of, we left the theatre and I realized that I had no idea what part of the world the mirror had dumped us in. The Fab Four toured everywhere, it could be any country. We stopped to ask two locals, who introduced themselves as Tor and Olav. It was a bit difficult to communicate with them as they spoke very little English but we finally came to realize that we were in Norway. Huh. I'd never been to Norway. With location out of the way, we continued moving along the front of the building.

"Where are we going, Captain?" Zsuzsy Bee had regained her power of speech.

"I don't know. Perhaps Sci-PI can rig up a communications post and reach Admiral Jason or Second-in-Command Maddie. They might be able to give us new orders or have Fawntia and Simone figure out our co-ordinates and beam us back aboard ship or to our own time, although I'm quite fond of this one."

"Yeah, I'm okay with staying here for a little while," said RedElf. "The Beatles are probably going to do another show before they leave Norway. Gee, I wish I had my video camera with me."

Suddenly, BT stopped us. "Hey, who's that?" His military training served the crew well. There was a person standing in the dark up ahead. "Who goes there?" he called out. The stranger didn't answer. He just hummed softly, a tune that I thought I recognized.

We moved slowly forward, curious yet cautious. A passing car's light briefly illuminated the man's form and we froze in our tracks. It was *gasp* John Lennon! With that famous voice and accent, he began to speak to us. I nearly wet my pants with excitement.

"Didn't mean to scare ya, I was just makin' up a new song. Say, I saw you lot in the audience, you're not from around 'ere, are ya?" No one replied, we were glued to the spot, petrified Norwegian wood. "C'mon, don't pass me by, give us a word, your names at least."

I, I mean we, were quivering. A little voice in my head was telling me to speak but my mouth wouldn't work. Then the little voice told me to smarten up or the real, honest to goodness John Lennon would think I'm an idiot. While my brain and I were having this frank conversation, the others managed to introduce themselves. Finally, they were done and John's eyes were on me. I melted and very nearly passed out. He spoke because I still couldn't.

"Yeah, I noticed you during the show. At first your jaw was hanging down all slack-like but then you closed your mouth and I took another look. I fancy you, ya know? In fact, all I could think of while I was looking at you was, Wow, I've just seen a face . I think I might write a song about it, about you. Hey, if you're not busy, would you like to go for a drink or something. I'll let you drive my car, if you like."

Finally, I was able to squeeze out a word. "Sure."

Sci-PI, Zsuzsy and RedElf were chattering amongst themselves, in whispered tones. They pulled on my arm and said something about 'careful', 'wait for orders', 'you go girl'. At least, I'm pretty sure that I heard that last one. B.T. meanwhile, was asking John questions about his car, something men (and apparently jackalopes) seem to do whenever they're together.. My nervousness seemed to be easing, so I walked over and joined them. As I approached, BT turned to me excitedly.

"Here's the second set of nuggets! John found the paper in the glove compartment of his rental car. I'll get them to Sci-PI, Captain. You seem to be a little busy right now." The jackalope's eyes shifted back and forth between John and I but we didn't notice. Feeling a tad awkward, he hopped off to get this week's second category list, Autos, submitted to HQ for posting.

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John was determined to win me over (lucky me!)

Got To Get Your Into My Life

The crew busied themselves with crew stuff while John and I went out for the evening. We had a wonderful time and many drinks.

The sparks were flying and suddenly, John proposed! "I've got a feeling about you," John told me "I wanna be your man." Well, you can imagine my surprise. I can't remember for sure but I think that I screamed a little then jumped up and down and hollered "yes!" It was very romantic.

We were both very happy and excited as we entered the all night Norwegian wedding chapel. Thankfully, someone took pictures of the ceremony, so I know that good old Tor and Olav were our witnesses.

As the drink wore off, John and I started regaining our senses and decided that we should return to the theatre front and inform the crew that I'M MARRIED TO A BEATLE! It was our first joint decision, very special.

Arriving back where the concert had been held, John and I were hungover but happy. My crew, on the hand, had faces full of fatigue and scowl. Poor things had been standing there in the damp all night while I was out having fun and getting swept off my feet BY A BEATLE! I felt bad but couldn't keep the smile off my face as we went over to talk to them.

We told them the story of how we hit it off so well that we decided to tie the knot. I could see the look of doubt clouding their eyes (or was that exhaustion?) and pulled out the marriage license to show them that it was all true.

"Um, Captain? You'd better have a look at this," Zsuzsy Bee said. She held the paper out for the rest to see and they all looked at each other before casting glances our way.

"This isn't a marriage license, this is the final list of nuggets for the week," RedElf informed me. "Family and Parenting category. These need to be sent to Simone right away so readers can vote for their favorite."

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And In The End

John was furious that we'd been duped. "That minister, what was her name? Oh yeah, Eleanor Rigby! I should have known better, that woman has the devil in her heart."

I had to calm the poor man down. "Oh darling, let it be. We can really get married in Gibraltar, near Spain. I know this great woman who can marry us, her name is Ripplemaker. She's a sweet woman, you'll love her."

The musician's face brightened a little. "Yeah, I bet that'll work, good thinking honey pie. Then we can catch the early plane back to London. Bet the press'll be glad to see us, they might even wish us success. Hey, how do you feel about bed-ins?"

With the mood lightened and a plan in place, I said a final, tearful good-bye to the crew before being whisked away to start a new life with John Lennon. I waved out the back window to those whom I'd been through so much with and who helped so faithfully week after week to ensure the safety and delivery of our beloved HubNuggets. As we headed for the airport, I realized that I would never see them again.

The Ballad of John & Shirley (yes, I know it sounds like he's saying Yoko - just disregard that oopsy)

Like The Beatles did all those years ago, I am retiring - but from HubNuggets, not a music group - this is my last adventure. A huge thank-you to you all!

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ripplemaker 6 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

So now I am a priestess...what a great way to end the adventure. Sure thing, anything for John and you *Wink* But why am I feeling blue? I'll miss you Shirley.


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thanks, Michelle, it'll be a great honour to be married by you! :) John and I both appreciate it.

Don't be sad, please. I'll still be around HP, just not working on HN anymore.


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Zsuzsy Bee 6 years ago from Ontario/Canada

They were a hunky bunch for sure. Capt'n can't blame ya. Mind you it would be Paul for me I think, well maybe George, na Ringo yeah that's it... on the other hand John would have been okay too... Never known me to be so wishy washy...

Shirley I sure am gonna miss ya. Mind ya we're still going to meet for that coffee eh! right?

Congrats to all the nominees, remember to promote your hub to kith and kin--- they do not need to be hubpages members to vote.

zs


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RedElf 6 years ago from Canada

Congrats to all the nominees!

Cap'n, you can tug my tail anytime! We miss you already :( but I wish you and John all the best in your new life! Love the hub!


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msorensson 6 years ago

Oh..thank you for all those reminders.

Very best wishes on your new adventure.


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Cagsil 6 years ago from USA or America

Hey Shirley, I shared your last HubNugget hub with my followers and sent it to FaceBook, attempting to make it the greatest work! It was a pleasure to get to know you and miss you as well. You're an inspiration to all who write on HubPages! :) You take care of yourself and remain safe. (((HUGS))) :) :D


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B.T. Evilpants 6 years ago from Hell, MI

Though I'm weeping tears of sadness for our loss, mixed with tears of joy for your new-found love, I have read and voted! Au revoir, mon capitaine! I hope your new life as a Beatle's bride is everything you've dreamed it would be! Maybe, since you're changing the course of history and all, the Beatles won't split up this time around.


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Patty Inglish, MS 6 years ago from North America

And RINGO won't get married for a while. Righto! Maybe I can get him on the crew. Very talented. He's the only person I know that can do an infomercial and make it sound conversational and not a pitch. I still won't buy anything, but it's a talent...Ship's Surgeon Ringo Starr..


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

I know Zsuzsy, it's difficult to choose but John fit the title. :) Hey! Maybe you and RedElf and Patty could marry the other three Beatles. What a great idea!

You bet re the coffee, eh. :)

I'll miss working with my good and faithful crew, too. I'll see you all on HP, though. You can't get rid of me completely.


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Aww, thx RE! Maybe, once in a while, a tug on the tail for old times' sake? I'll be gentle.


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Hi, Msorensson. Glad you enjoyed the trip back in time. Thanks for the good wishes!

Cagsil, you are a sweetheart, thank-you! I will still be a hubber and will write hubs when I can. (((HUGS BACK)))


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Dry your tears, BT, your fur will get all matted.

Hey, BT, I hadn't considered that part about me changing the course of history and all that. Hmmm, I'm gonna like my version better.

Thanks for the wedding wishes. I'll send you a postcard from our honeymoon down by the Seine. :)

Patty, I saw Ringo at Caesar's casino in Windsor on July 17th...he still looks good, sounds good, he'd be a great team member. I haven't seen his infomercial, wish I could! I'm having trouble imaging that, what product is he promoting?


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Denise Handlon 6 years ago from North Carolina

Shirley-enjoyed this delightful fantasy, oops, I mean hub, about your adventure with John, LOL. I'll miss your hubnugget contributions. :(


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Rimzim 6 years ago from Earth

Shirley missing you

but I know you come back soon

How can you go far to HP :)


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Patty Inglish, MS 6 years ago from North America

Ringo appears on PBS public TV broadcasts and speaks about CD collections of music of the 1960s between the acts that are still living and performing on the show. I love watching those performances - Little Anthony and the Imperials don't look very much different yet.

So we have George and Paul left in some combination for RedElf and Zsuzsy Bee. We must have an auction of Beatles on the block. Or a duel or some such.


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Zsuzsy Bee 6 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Paul was always my fav so I take dibbs on him... if that's okay with you guys... mmmhhmmmhmmmhh how sweet could that be.


MadelynFinley 6 years ago

Thank you for the nomination!


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K9keystrokes 6 years ago from Northern, California

Congrats!

K9


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Hello, hello, 6 years ago from London, UK

Wishing all nominees success.


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travel_man1971 6 years ago from Bicol, Philippines

Kodus to you Shirley, lady captain. You can still share your hubs on married life (eh?. Don't say goodbye, please. Just say, I'll be back. (huhuhu!) And thanks for commenting on one of my hubs ( during my Hub Wannabe nominations last year).


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equealla 6 years ago from Pretoria, South Africa

You have an incredible imagination. Just now I have got to know you on this topic of hubnuggets, and you are going. Sad for all of us, but I will keep looking out for your future contributions. Wish you well on your future adventures.


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NamVetRich 6 years ago from Springfield Oregon

Bravo!!! to all hubnuggets nomines, looking forward to reading them and voting. And to you Shirley "Mahalo" and "Aloha" will miss you.


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Daniel Carter 6 years ago from Western US

Congrats, Shirley!! You were one of the very first to welcome me to HP when my first hub was nominated. I have fond memories of knowing nothing and happily galloping into the new unknown called "Hub Pages."

I hope your happy gallop never ends, and I wish you both every good thing the world has to offer.

:)


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bayoulady 6 years ago from Northern Louisiana,USA

Happy trails to you, and I'll be looking for your new hubs! Voted and rated all the wannabees!


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fetty 6 years ago from South Jersey

Best wishes on your new life together. Really enjoyed this imaginative hub,too. May your new life be all that you wish and more. Look forward to reading your future hubs.


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thanks everyone, I appreciate all the wonderful words, sentiments and well wishes for John and I, as well as our beloved Wannabes. I'm not leaving HP entirely, I can't - I'm addicted! Think it's hardwired into my DNA somehow. :)

Thanks for the info, Patty - I'll try to find Ringo on PBS.

Zsuzsy - Paul's yours - first come, first serve. Now, George and RedElf just need to hook up and we'll have one big happy Beatles family - yay!

By the way Denise, that was a close one. Fantasy my eye. It's a true story, honest. :)

Thanks again, all. Please don't forget to read and vote.


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Enelle Lamb 6 years ago from Canada's 'California'

An awesome hub Shirley, and we will miss your Hub Nugget contributions. Glad you aren't disappearing completely though ;) Best of luck my dear!


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thanks, Enelle. You always say the sweetest things! :)


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mwatkins 6 years ago from Portland, Oregon & Vancouver BC

You are SO GOOD! I love the Beatles! I can't help but think of John F. Kennedy and growing up in the '60's and '70's, at the same time, though! You really rock on this one! Love it and Thank You!


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Shirley Anderson 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Thanks a lot, MWatkins! Gee, I'm blushing. :)

That era was quite a time in history, wasn't it? I have younger friends who've told me that they wished they'd been alive for it all. We are the lucky ones!


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katiem2 5 years ago from I'm outta here

I'm thrilled I found this and read your last of many great hubnuggets, thank you for contributing so much time and quality to the community! :) Katie


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Shirley Anderson 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada Author

Aw, thanks Katie!

It was my great pleasure to be part of the HubNuggets team, it was a wonderful experience and a whole lotta fun.


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Bhanu.Jas 5 years ago from Australia

Shirley,Nice hub i like your expression and vast knowledge.I will like to follow you from know on.

Bhawana

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