Why should I 69 ?

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69 is such an interesting number. I been looking around and personally noticed a few things about this number. How much could I have learned about a simple number with a well known meaning? I am pretty sure some magic qualities-come-along with this number (if you know what I mean). Let’s go into the observations and facts about 69.

This girl just doesn't wanna wait to 69...
This girl just doesn't wanna wait to 69...

#69 is a number that sticks out for a reason, that reason is the sexual linked terminology of the number. In simplest form, 69 is when two people (male, female male, male, or female female) simultaneously perform oral sex. That’s just of you didn’t know-this isn’t the whole Hub!

What I observed and concluded:

I was looking through my account statistics on Hubpages and noticed I had a few hubs that once had a hubscore of 69. The day/night these hubs had that score something odd happened. The next day I checked and saw all my hubs that had 69 as a score saw a large spike in traffic! Something that got 2 views a day for 2 weeks jumped to 35 overnight…then went back to 2 the next day. I didn’t make a connection till yet another hub did it. I was thinking, “Google Search was just sending perverted traffic because they searched 69.” Let’s just say today is a great day for me to be wrong, I was shocked to discover the results of Google Analytics. Spiking my traffic wasn’t good enough, the visitors were staying more then 6 minutes averaged! I also tried this with Hubscores. I found 5 hubbers who had a score of 69 and 4 out of 5 of them, without new hubs, without posting, without being online for hub activity at all went up to 80+ the next day.

The Year 69 Facts

-Born: St Polycarp of Smyrna.

-Rome: Year of the Four Emperors

  • January 15 — Otho seizes power in Rome, proclaims himself emperor, and reigns for three months before committing suicide.
  • April 14 — First Battle of Bedriacum: Vitellius defeats Otho's legions; Otho commits suicide.
  • April 17 — After the First Battle of Bedriacum, Vitellius becomes emperor.
  • October 24 — Second Battle of Bedriacum: Flavians under Antonius Primus defeat the Vitellians.
  • December 21 — Vespasian becomes emperor.

    Important Deaths:
  • Locusta- First ever documented serial killer born in Gaul, now known as France.
  • Saint Peter- Apostle and First Bishop of Rome.


Dukes of Hazard

The car in the Dukes of Hazard is a 1969 Dodge Charger.
The car in the Dukes of Hazard is a 1969 Dodge Charger.

I been seeing it everywhere!

 Thinking back this is how I lead to thinking about this:

-I kept getting experience points ending in 69 on Runescape.

-I sold many items throughout all the sites I’m involved with ending in 69.

-Hubpages had lots of people’s Hubscores at 69.

-Credit card ads and other ads had 69 in them.

-Tv infomercials had 69 in the phone number.

-I copied an image that was 69x69 pixels large.

-I found $69 in cash in my room.

-A song on the radio was talking about 1969.

=The number kept popping up repeatedly! There had to be a reason why, and my god I have no clue why this of all numbers comes up more then any other.

Conclusion

69 is a very special number. It’s one of the only numbers you can talk about and pertain to a number, an action, and an amount. You can view it, use it, and do it. Just think, what if its only completely ironic to only me and have no meaning at all…But Yet You’re Here-CONGRATULATIONS on being one of my proving factors!

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BrianS 7 years ago from Castelnaudary, France

That is a very interesting theory, might just start adding 69 to everything just for the hell of it. Bounce rate will probably go up but hey some people might find something to interest them that they didn't realise would.


Sam B. 7 years ago

Very interesting, honey. =O Great hub! <33333


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someonewhoknows 7 years ago from south and west of canada,north of ohio

69 also can represent YING and YANG as the oriental representation of male and female energies. I find it interesting that the Aposile Peter died in the year 69 A.D.

Just goes to show how many people are interested the subject.

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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

I think that is a cool theory, more please.

dori


Whikat 7 years ago

Wow, this is a really cool discovery that you uncovered. I am excited to see if this experiment works in my life. LOL, now I only have 1 small problem, your score on this hub is 81 do I thumbs up or thumbs down for you?(just kidding) it is deff a thumbs up. :-)


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

LOL....my check at the grocery store the other night was for $69.69....the cute little male checker just looked at me and grinned when he read out the amount.


J-Mae 7 years ago

LMAO.... I love 69....that's what got me to read...........69! LOL

Great stuff


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freelanceauthor 7 years ago

great hub, Im also a 69er-born in 1969


Conrad2010 7 years ago

Never looked at it that way before, great hub.


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zadrobi 6 years ago from Carbondale, IL

Lol I never knew 69 was so good.... it's definitely a sign for you. Embrace it.

Funny. Interesting. To say the least. In fragments.


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Freshalex 6 years ago

Well I new that I would be dissapointed if I clicked on a link that says I should I 69 LOL

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