Are You A Werewolf?

Being a Werewolf

Are You A Werewolf?

You wake up nude in a chicken coupe, you are infested with fleas but you don't even own a dog, cats hiss at you as you pass, you can never seem to get the red stains out of your favorite flannel shirt, and your jeans are always torn in the knees. You either have a real bad problem with crack or you might be a werewolf! Yes, it's true you may be a were wolf and if you suspect you are then you need to be informed on how to deal with your condition.

What Are The Signs?

  1. You have an aversion to silver, all werewolves hate silver since it is a natural toxin or to the lycampis disease which causes a person to be a werewolf.
  2. You feel edgy on the night of a full moon or even violent.
  3. Animals like cats and dogs are always hissing and growling when you are around.
  4. You have missing time at certain times and wake up in strange places you don't remember going to.

If any of the signs are apparent in your life you may be a werewolf.


Transformation Video

Full Moon

Watch out it's a full moon!
Watch out it's a full moon!

Oh No I Am A WEREWOLF! What Now?

Ok so you're a werewolf, there are some steps you need to take in order to control your condition. Lets go over them...

  1. Always have a safe reinforced stone (metal door) fortress you can go and be isolated when angry or when it is a full moon.
  2. No going out on a full moon. (NEVER FORGET THIS ONE)
  3. Keep you're quite fortress stocked up with raw meat or live chickens.
  4. If you have a friend who knows, tell them to keep fresh stocks of silver bullets for their rifle.
  5. Don't let the public know or they will kill ya.

If you try to live a normal yet solitary life outside of society away from people you should be ok. If you are an urbanite and love the city night life, well I'll say yeah great you've got plenty of hunting but not long to live. Once the police find out there is a werewolf on the streets they will be stocking up on silver nitrate and silver bullets. Stay out of populated areas.

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bill yon 6 years ago from sourcewall

yes I can smell a pair of panties from a mile away,I howl at the moon when its full and I mark my territory everywhere I go.


BookFlame 6 years ago

This warrants further study, funny guy! Great photos!


no im not 6 years ago

hi there my name is baal but i have many names and ive seen werewolfes before and ive seen them transform i myself am a demon and not just any demon i am baal the 5th out of 7 princes of hell each one controls a sin and i control sloth and i have seen many werewolfes


Megan 5 years ago

I shake the water off of my body when I get out of the shower.


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mythbuster 4 years ago from Utopia, Oz, You Decide

You forgot the section, "Okay, So You're NOT a Werewolf After All - Now What?" j/k. Some people would like to be werewolves (for whatever reasons)! Wow, some of the sound effects on the transformation video made me cringe. I like the scenarios you chose to open the topic/hub with, Cow Flipper. Those would alert almost anyone that something is definitely wrong!

To Megan... it is possible that Megan shakes because Megan doesn't place the towel close enough to the shower for when Megan exits the hygiene room?

:)


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wolf person 4 years ago

actually its bullcrap cause im a werewolf and i only noticed my smell and senses 10x and i can control my transformation.

and. @no im not. the only way i would believe that is if you showed up on my porch


Someone 4 years ago

I just woke up from a dream with my mouth wide open and growling and I got up to go to the bathroom and blood was on my face.


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wolf person 4 years ago

cant transform in the day only on full moons


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tia160 4 years ago

I thought werewolves can p-shift whenever they want? day,night, infrount of people,on fullmoons. But I did read about it and if you only just found out you can't change whenever but if you was borned as a werewolf you can p-shift whenever. Sorry just putting at there. :)


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wolf person 4 years ago

no they only transform on full moon's they cannot transform whenever only magickal werewolves can which are people who did a ritual.


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tia160 4 years ago

Oh okay,didn't no. But even know there is no fullmoon a werewolf in human form can change there eye colour right. And what else can they do?


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wolf person 4 years ago

stay on werewolf facts tia160


anonymous 4 years ago

someone help me i think i may be a were wolf

i don't have hairy palm but i do have unusally hairy body parts.

i feel really exited and violant during the full moon.

(i am 12 i heard that is when the signs start to show)

i am eating meat all the time

whe n people interuppt my eating i want to pound their face into the groud.

i am getting really fast.faster than normal.

i sometimes wake up with blood all over my pillow and face

i hate the sight and smell of silver

i can smell super good

in class i heard a super loud ringing noise in my ears no one else heard and started freaking out

my canines are sharper than everyone elses and longer

i am full of energy when the full moon is coming the next day.

Wolf person i think you are the wolf expert so i need you to reply or somone else that is a wolf i need somone opinion.


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wolf person 4 years ago

well we don't hate the sight of silver. silver will hurt us but we don't worry about the sight of it. getting faster and the eating part you will control over time and smelling good is also a sign and i only eat meat to that's a sign and on full moon im full of energy but im always filled with energy. oh and when you grow if you start growling that's also a sign cause i growl when i get mad or when i get interrupted during dinner and i also eat like a pig. and just watch cause your temper will rise


anonymous 4 years ago

i don't know how i could be a werewolf tho

i wasn't bit by one i don't know what to ask my mom or dad ?

am i a werewolf does it run in our faimly?

i get a lot of bug bites tho

possibility of a spell that i saw on youtube it was weird.

so idk if i am i don't only eat meat i eat a lot of it but not only meat so idk help????

i need sure sighns you are a werewolf


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wolf person 4 years ago

i was born one and to tell you being a werewolf is awesome till you get the werewolf hunters cause when the hunters come after us we have to kill them so they don't kill are family


anonymous 4 years ago

so am i or not???

i need to know please say if you think so yes or no please


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Cow Flipper 4 years ago from Southern Oregon Author

No, this is for entertainment. :)


anonymous 4 years ago

so this is all fake??????

then is wolf person a liar????

im confused lol

is everyone the same person??

ok yes or no i need one or maybe


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wolf person 4 years ago

hey cow flipper do you know your stupid cause this aint for entertainment and i can send a few members of my werewolf family to your house and have them show you but im not cause i know your type cause you will call homeland security but i don't care about homeland security cause there not gonna faze us werewolves so shut it


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wolf person 4 years ago

and apparently you don't know much about us werewolves cause us werewolves protect you puny humans from evil so if you cant respect us werewolves then it shall be done


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Cow Flipper 4 years ago from Southern Oregon Author

wolf person, first off it seems like you've a lot to say to many but very little of it has much substance. I really don't appreciate you telling me to shut it on my article. I happen to have written this piece as a source of entertaining fiction.

If you believe that you're a true werewolf, well in that case I say have fun hunting down cats and chickens. Just remember when they come to haul you away for snorting to many bath salts that eating peoples faces is against the law. :)


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wolf person 4 years ago

i actually killed a person in my werewolf form. and dude i don't do drugs so get your facts straight. and its true you don't know much about us werewolves.


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wolf person 4 years ago

plus i don't eat cats i eat meat only coyotes,chickens,fish,pigs,boars,bears. and whatever i don't finish i dump it off somewhere else.


anonymous 4 years ago

so wolf person can i know where u live because is it possible that werewolves only are in you specific region ?

are there any in washington?state

oh and btw u still havnt awnsewered my question if i am or not


anonymous 4 years ago

oh and Cow flipper im not being mean but i believe in werewolves .are you refering to the miami zombie thingy ?because that only if you hardcore overdose he did to much!


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Cow Flipper 4 years ago from Southern Oregon Author

Wolf Person,

Your amusing anecdotes are also entertaining. I am glad you believe in this so much. It makes for fun reading. As for anonymous, yes I was making a reference to the "zombie thingy" in Miami. Bath salts are a deadly drug, the chemicals used to make the drug are dangerous and are now being tracked by the DEA and FDA. :P


anonymous 4 years ago

ok wait so why did u make this page thing if its not real. just to have fun and read peoples odd comments about their oddities?

i said everything that is weird and just to hear its not real i might still believe it if someone reasures me


Mejesticrain 2 years ago

Im a white werewolf with light blue eyes ^+^!!! Howl!!! Woof!! Bark!

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