Colombian Scorts A La Carte -- A Clash of Cultures

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We have so much in our head that we will have to take this task on an easy 'mode.'

The news and our media have covered beyond expectations this messy and embarrassing situation regarding our secret service. Well, what could we expect when it involves the not 'so secret' connections in Cartagena; a circus media frenzy, mixing sex, 'knuckleheads' and the thrill of overseas intimacy and unfulfilled dreams... at home. We were about to skip this topic, but we have been to Colombia quite a few times and have seen first hand how they think, breath and live.

Why prostitution or 'Scorting'?

Civil war erupted in Colombia around 1964, when Socialism saw this Country as a possible hub for the 'it' ideology from Communism. well is known that Cuba replaced Batista on January 1st, 1959 and cold war twisted around our political stability (Kennedy and Nikita Kruschev). All seemed alright, but what happens when your grandfather joins a revolution in the early 60's and then your older brothers and uncles also have joined the cause, at the most before 1980? You lack the male figure in the long run. The few men that survived this social cataclysm, saw women as second class objects. Just add drugs and trafficking around 1981. What we have, and sociologist will agree with us, is this Matriarchy that assumes manly responsibilities in order to cover a social gap. Making things worst, Mothers raise their male children to be macho and irresponsible. What happens then, when the father figure is non existent at home?


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Entire families displaced -- The modern intra-exodus

Women raise their children the best they can. Girls grow to close the circle and make the same mistakes as their mother's. Lack of love and the dream of having a family of their own push them into having kids to whatever male they can find. Not that they lay anyone, the situation is desperate and in their minds, the only way out is to look for a couple. And as we said before, males know how to talk to their women, and procreate literally left and right. Child support laws are almost non existent in Colombia. There are times when their local Police just look the other way, when they face a marital issue or confrontation. War, FARC (Colombian Revolutionary armed forces), ELN, right wing extremism, trafficking, and even corrupt politicians make this beautiful land or paradise hell on earth. Million of poor modern peasants in Colombia, are threaten by different factions and have to move to better areas (Provinces), where they will try to survive at all costs necessary.

DANIA LONDONO SUAREZ

This 24 years old single mom epitomize the average woman that inherited a life out of that violence. Prostitution is fully legalized in Colombia and, we assume that she was approached by this 'modeling agencies' that offered her a better life, and maybe a dream to marry a 'gringo.' If you don't know, she is the 'pricey' scort that brought down the U.S. secret service and their 'dirty laundry.'

Here is what the news have told you. She asked 800 dollars for a night of pleasure. Now there is a lie in here (BIG TIME). Most women with her attributes and well deserved curves won't charge over 250 dollars. Either she wanted to serve a platoon, or she just wanted to 'fork' these 'gringos' with their meatballs and all.

Now, we know that our men lack courtesy and follow the policies taught by the higher commands: You are elite and you are not to be afraid of anything, and you have survived that harsh training down Arlington Avenue. No one can tell you what to do. Your badge opens doors and shut mouths. Foreigners are not better than you and our Country; and you can step on anyone anytime you want. Uncle Sam have your back covered. And you can fire your arm at any obstacle. Oh I forgot: You are to protect your President at any cost... well 30 dollars is too cheap for a night of passion! Am I right Dania?


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The most expensive 30 dollars in the Service's History

Now, some of these folks want to kill this 'mother and flower' : Families broken, early retirements and above all, total embarrassment for our Nation. We wonder if the Colombian President was told to stay calm until everything settle... but we guess there is some international etiquette even for this 'hand in hand' situation. We certainly believe and assume that behind Dania there is a faceless hand. Her moves are calculated and smart. She went into hiding a week ago and she is waiting for the best moment to strike back. Is she connected with some Mafia or hidden interest? Is the Central Intelligence job to find out. Our president was in certain danger. These men got so drunk, they even trashed the Hotel. Were these 22 ladies trained to get sensitive information from our forces? Seems that James Bond did a better job 'behind doors.'

Just remember this fact: FARC is considered a terrorist group no better than any middle east foe. We feel sadness for some innocent victims: Wives and their kids...and Dania's son, who might be wondering, where is his little poodle , and why mommy left his adorable puppy behind?

Are we capable to joint the lose ends? If the President needs us, he knows where to find us. Hasta la vista Hermosa Colombiana!

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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I carefully considered - and I had to hit every button on this one. Really nice light reading here before I go to bed:) lol

Serious problems there in Columbia. Did you like it there? I mean in spite of the issues. I found this super interesting and funny! Meatballs:) haha


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi there Kelly,

Colombia is a beautiful Country. Most People are friendly, except for the rotten eggs. If you take Missey Selvatica, probably you would love its jungle. Coffee is the best, "100% Colombian beans." We did love it and... even though is dangerous, you have to 'play by ear.' We guess is as dangerous as in any place on earth.

LORD

P.S. Is good to know Spanish, TO GET to know them better.


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

You have such a way with words and how you put them all together so masterfully. Great and interesting hub. I do love my 100% Colombian coffee. I see you have your passport ready, and that is so wise of you, as I am sure the powers at be will be calling upon your great detective skills! In His Love, Faith Reaper


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

Very pungent stuff. Dania is caught up in something she may not be able to get out of. The truth is, those South American countries scare me...look who's talking...the girl from Jamaica...lol But all the Columbian movies Iv'e seen are bloody...I know they are just movies but I have yet to meet a Columbian. The last set who came to Jamaica to ply their ware were jailed for raping a boy in a public bathroom. Brazil on the other hand id different. I have a few Brazilian friends and they are great!


Natty 4 years ago

Cardisa you sound like a very ignorant woman. Like a woman that has never been exposed to the real world. Especially coming from Jamaica, Men there threat their women like dirt like they are objects. I been to Jamaica and I have many acquaintances from there. You can’t judge a culture over one person. I’m Colombian and by the way you spelled it wrong. Yes Colombia was bloody in the early 90's but now it's pretty safe, it’s not more dangerous than Jamaica. I feel safer walking around Colombia or many other South American countries compare to Jamaica, at least I wount get harassed. When you have travel the world and know what you’re saying you could comment. Have a great day. Open your eyes.


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always exploring 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

Wow, I learned so much from your article. I had no idea it was that bad in Colombia..What bothers me the most is the safety of our President, those Secret service agents are jerks and hopefull they will have a speedy trial and conviction. I do feel for their families, what a shame..Thank you for a well written hub...Peace


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi there Faith Reaper,

This subject is deeper than we might think. There are so many factors involved in international affairs. Since we are experts in Geography, we can figure out things better. Thanks for commenting and... sure, we have our passport ready as you can see...!

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Cardisa and Natty from Salt Lake city,

We wish both of you come to an agreement. We are humans and when we get hurt, we tend to inflict harm. Natty I know tu pais y quisiera que te calmes'(Natty I know your country and want you to calm down). If Cardisa gave her opinion and you felt that she was wrong... please, I want you both to apologize to each one in here. You are women and in both countries, women are badly treated. Just make a positive comment to each other and I will keep you comments published, otherwise they will be deleted. Thank you to both. Gracias Natty!(que HP CALOR!)

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Thanks for the best wishes Always exploring. You always so kind in stopping by, and taking your time and reading us.

LORD


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Yes, you are experts in Geography for sure! And it is most assuredly a whole lot deeper than we might think or even want to think about how far-reaching is the damage done in all of this shocker. In His Love, Faith Reaper


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Thanks for your reply Faith Reaper. Nice to see you hopping around.

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