Crazy Florida Laws

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Crazy laws

1. It is illegal to show your breast in a topless dance.

I guess in this case dancing topless must mean dancing without a hat.

2. Babies are not allowed to to nude on the beach.

They must be concerned about all over sunburn.

3. It is illegal to sell your children.

Darn!!!

4. Men may not be seen publically in any kind of strapless gown.

At least they're dressed.

5. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

See #4.

6. It's illegal for you to tow anything on a bike.

If you can't tow with a bike why do they sell small trailers made to be towed by a bike?

7. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.

I guess its ok before 6 P.M.

8. It's illegal to walk slowly in Hialeah.

Ok guys, pull over your walking below the speed limit.

9. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the slaon owner.

Get out the No-Doze ladies.

10. The penatly for horse theft is death by hanging.

Surely this can't still be enforcable.

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Places to visit in Florida

They are literally hundreds of places to visit in Florida the land of sun, surf, and, beautifully warm weather, and breathtaking oceanviews. Florida has something for everyone no matter what type of vacation you are looking for. They are famous for their theme parks and exciting nightlife as well as their quite secluded beaches and luxurious hotels.

Theme Parks

Disney World

Sea World

Islands of Adventure

Universal Studio

Silver Springs

Busch Gardens

Wild Waters

Miami Seaquarium

Kennedy Space Center

Weeki Watchee

I named the most popular ones, there are many more you can visit while in Florida.

Points of Interest

Hemingways House

Daytona Speedway

Winter Park has a wonderful boat tour

Alligator Farm

Old Town Trolley Tours

Key West

The Bat House

Clearwater

St Augustine

There is truly something for everyone. The camping and state parks are beautiful and the fishing is unbelievable.  Not to mention the boating and of course deep sea fishing.  You could vacation in Florida year after year and never do the same things twice.

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Interesting Florida Fun Facts

  • St. Augustine is the oldest European settlement in North America.
  • Clearwater, Florida has the highest rate of lightning strikes per capita in the U.S.
  • Gatorade was named after the University of Florida Gators where the drink was first developed.
  • Florida” means “flowery” in the Spanish language. Ponce de León referred to the newly discovered peninsula as “La Florida” because he was celebrating the Easter season, and the spring flowers were in bloom.
  • The first Snapper lawn mower was developed in Florida by Neil and Montverde Smith.
  • The first graded road built in Florida was Old Kings Road in 1763. It was named for King George of England.
  • The Olustee Battlefield State Historic Site commemorates the largest battle fought in Florida during the American Civil War.
  • Benwood, is the most popular shipwreck for divers in Florida is located in the Florida keys on the French Reef.




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Patti Ann 6 years ago from Florida

Too funny!! Thanks for a great hub! I love to have a good laugh first thing in the morning - it makes my day.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 6 years ago from Sunny Florida Author

Thanks, Patti Ann. There will be more.


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cashmere 6 years ago from India

MY God. Are these really laws in practice? How weird is that!!!

Thanks for stopping by on my hub.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 6 years ago from Sunny Florida Author

cashmere, thanks for visiting. Although they are on the books I'm pretty sure they overlook offenders. At least I hope so, some of them are pretty bizarre.


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WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

I live in Florida. That is why I walk fast and wear full shouldered dress.

Don't steel my horse . . . it is enforceable in Brevard County!


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 5 years ago from Sunny Florida Author

WD Curry 111, I live in Florida too. I'm mighty glad to hear you don't wear full shouldered dresses.


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WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

Excuse me, I don't wear strapless gowns. They are illegal. I am forced to cover my shoulders around here. We still have the right to bare arms.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 5 years ago from Sunny Florida Author

WD, my mistake. Still, I find it a shame that you hve to cover your shoulders.


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rasta1 5 years ago from Jamaica

This was very funny. Having a laugh is good.


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WD Curry 111 5 years ago from Space Coast

It's illegal to spit on the sidewalk, too.


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 5 years ago from Sunny Florida Author

WD, I didn't know it ws illegal to spit on the sidewalk but I do agree with the sentiment.


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goego 5 years ago from Loserland

well lets grab a horse and a couple of singing swimsuits, little no-doze, tt bar here we come


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KoffeeKlatch Gals 5 years ago from Sunny Florida Author

goego, I'm ready - just let me know when.

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