Creative Excuses For Not Doing Homework...I Don't Want To Blame The Dog!
If you aren't a genius or have good time management, you may end up cursing your teachers until a deadline forces you to get to work.
But, don't panic. Because you are not alone, 90 percent of the population are stuck along with you, looking for creative excuses for not doing homework. And there is need, there is market. A lot of ready-made excuses out there. Such as this one, the author lists 87 excuses which belongs to 11 categories.
The excuses related to computer, internet, or other technique failures maybe first choice for those people who are addicted to games or internet. Here in the Ferris Bueller wannabe's playbook, excuse No. 32, the author gives out serious technical failure as legitimate and semi-legitimate excuses, although a complete computer crash may be reasonable, and sometimes an email misunderstanding or printer error can serve as a temporary excuse, but unfortunately, as technology improves, this kind of excuses may lose its legitimate.
But, while the priest climbs a foot, the devil climbs ten. There are new technologies, and new excuses for you:
- USB pen drive lost and weeks of work on it; not your CD or soft disk drive or even hard drive failure.
- USB pen drive left in jean's pocket and was damaged in washing machine & tumble dryer.
- I couldn't use the internet to research because my internet stopped working.
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