FUNNY Hilarious Sayings & Hilarious Quotes

Hilarious Sayings & FUNNY Quotes

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
~Author : Oscar Levant Hilarious Funny Sayings x

I exist as I am, that is enough.
~Author : Walt Whitman Song of Myself FUNNY Quotes

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
~Author : Friedrich Nietzsche cute funny sayings Quotes

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
~Author : William Shakespeare Hamlet Act 2 scene 2 Great Sayings

Criminal A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
~Author : Howard Scott Meaningful Sayings

Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.
~Author : James Rippe MD Wise Hilarious Quotes

Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
~Author : Anne Morrow Lindbergh Motivational Sayings

That's the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself.
~Author : Barbara Hall Famous Quotes

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Hilarious Sayings

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Comments 31 comments

anonymous 6 years ago

this is so stupid

Anonymous 6 years ago

D quotes aint funny at all

Anonymous 6 years ago

Your just not smart enough to understand them.

RandomDork 6 years ago

They have good meanings...but they're not funny...

Natalie 6 years ago

ill put funny ones on here fro u guys:

-Honk if you love peace and quiet.

-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

-When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

-Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.

there u guys, if u would like more, contact me on my facebook page at Natalie Cuthbertson :)

aubree 6 years ago

Natalie, your hilarious. Thankyou for finally making me laugh with a sayin because all the "funny" ones up ther were just dumb.

BLAHMAN 6 years ago

maybe its because im a kid, but this is really not funny. ):

Emma 6 years ago

Hardly any of them were funny, but the first one made me smile...does that count?

xompat 6 years ago

phsewwwww, dumb

6 years ago

who said im rasist? i hate everybody equally!!!

im not funny i just pull out something the last second

"ahmed gokler" on fb

6 years ago

see, im lame, i cant even spell racist.

T-underdog 6 years ago

I am smart enough to understand .... that these are not funny. To me funny means LOL. The comments made me LOL not the quotes, understanding them does not make them funny.

6 years ago

dis is soo NOT funny...its lame!!

LMAO 6 years ago

If at first you don't succeed,...suck again!!

Chrissy 6 years ago

It must be ur ages, because I though they were funny! God job, keep it up and hold ur chin up, you've got talented. haters will always be out there =)

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marc 6 years ago

stand up comedy messed up my sense of humour!o this staf is way below my radar!!! T-Underdog explains it well!

Someone...o.O 6 years ago

Dangit! Why do strangers have the best candy!!!??

DIGIT 6 years ago

this aint funny,try o be more creative

lyricm9 6 years ago

not funny at all

dely 6 years ago

if you think its funny, you have too much sense of humor.

Jessica 6 years ago


Potty Mouth 88 6 years ago

No offense but they're not funny at ALL!

*If you die in an Elevator be sure to press the UP button!

Yea, that might bring some ha's or not, whateva!

Nely 6 years ago

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously didnt try to push a door tht say pull!

Brooke 6 years ago

Natalie's were good(: I took one!

sandy 6 years ago

I believe that this website does not show the real softness and durability of the toilet paper.

Ice drop 6 years ago

EH dats sooo nt funny at..all

Kevlar 5 years ago

I think the shittest one was this one... and "Potty Mouth" sucks just as much as their joke did. :)

Potty Mouth 88 2 months ago

No offense but they're not funny at ALL!

*If you die in an Elevator be sure to press the UP button!

Yea, that might bring some ha's or not, whateva!

p sexy girl 5 years ago

2 all d pple hu posted on dis u guys are soooooooooooo cool . my love to you

Priest 5 years ago

hey least its somebody's mind's creativity...don't critisize if you cant do that...and stop claiming somebody elses jokes too...

jesus 5 years ago

jesus is my world but m scared for the rapture.

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